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I'm currently in Florida and went to Alabama a couple of times and I can definitely say that people here are generally very pleasant. The atmosphere is much better than I'm used to.
 

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Akuma said:
i'm not american (so i may be wrong), but aren't the unhappiest states also the richest and most educated?
Yes, you are very right. Simple people tend to be easy to please. Give a simple man a fat broad to bang, cheap porn, cheap fatty food, football, and beer. He is yours. He will even send his horny teenage son off to a place he can't find on a map to get his face burned off by people who have never bothered his family.

Weather has little to do with it. Basically intelligence. Alaska is cold as f--- and is very happy. Also very stupid.

http://www.top50states.com/average-iq-score.html
Smartest States. Look at that list! It is almost the inverse of happiness.
 
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Yes, you are very right. Simple people tend to be easy to please. Give a simple man a fat broad to bang, cheap porn, cheap fatty food, football, and beer. He is yours. He will even send his horny teenage son off to a place he can't find on a map to get his face burned off by people who have never bothered his family.

Weather has little to do with it. Basically intelligence. Alaska is cold as f--- and is very happy. Also very stupid.

http://www.top50states.com/average-iq-score.html
Smartest States. Look at that list! It is almost the inverse of happiness.

The smartest states are typically the most urban. What goes hand in hand with living in a big city? I'll tell you: overcrowding, poverty, an excess of crime, higher taxes, moral decay and down right rudeness. Who wouldn't be pissy living in that type of environment?

Why do smart people choose to live in such sh1tty places? One would guess that it's in search of jobs, but there are plenty of big markets in southern (i.e. happy) states. Ehh, who cares - let them live in pigeon sh1t.
 
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Simple people tend to be easy to please. Give a simple man a fat broad to bang, cheap porn, cheap fatty food, football, and beer. He is yours.

You're one to talk. You always try to come off as some sort of hedonist - until Americans come up. Then you become the most pretentious ****** on this forum.
 

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^pigeon sh*t lmao

To be honest, I wouldn't want to live in a big city for long. Maybe a few years, but not more than that. I like having space around me. Right now I'm living in west Florida (aka South Alabama) for half a year and I'm loving it. I like the fact that people are way more laid back, they are willing to help one another and there's way less bullsh*t going on. I went out a bunch of times now and there are way less macho douchebags around. People are just friendly and want to have a good time.

I lived right next to Rotterdam my entire life, and I can't stand the place anymore. People are so ****ing bitter and cranky. Even on a nice sunny day everyone walks around like they just came from a funeral.

I went to NYC a couple of times and that place is awesome. Of course, I only saw the nice areas. I wouldn't want to live in Harlem or something.
 

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Interesting that the top ten happy states are mostly red states and the most the bottom ten are blue states. Wonder why that is? Ignorance is bliss? ;)

I have to say I though California would be higher with our great weather, beaches and activities.


Dude, red and blue, elephant and donkey, are one and the same. Of course people are led to believe differently. I lived in Florida as an AFC so I couldn't say it's happy or sad. I can say based on weed that it's a top 10 though. :)

I moved away from US, abandoned it for all eternity, because of p*ssiness and whimpiness and gayness. All I can say is that people living outside of US are generally much more happier and friendlier.
 

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You're one to talk. You always try to come off as some sort of hedonist - until Americans come up. Then you become the most pretentious ****** on this forum.
Being a hedonist means seeking out the pleasures of life. Enjoying the finer things. America is the farthest from a hedonistic paradise than I can imagine. Hedonism has NOTHING to do with sex or drinking. Nothing. Americans have no concept for quality. It is all about quantity. Give you an example. An Italian would prefer one night with a beautiful virginal girl in a grand hotel over 1,000 middle-aged tramps in a ****-- apartment. An American wouldn't. Americans tend to buy lots of cheap clothing, eat low quality food in great quantities, and have large cheap homes. Total opposite of most parts of the world. The greatest example is Japan.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
You're one to talk. You always try to come off as some sort of hedonist - until Americans come up. Then you become the most pretentious ****** on this forum.
Being a hedonist means seeking out the pleasures of life. Enjoying the finer things. America is the farthest from a hedonistic paradise than I can imagine. Hedonism has NOTHING to do with sex or drinking. Nothing. Americans have no concept for quality. It is all about quantity. Give you an example. An Italian would prefer one night with a beautiful virginal girl in a grand hotel over 1,000 middle-aged tramps in a ****-- apartment. An American wouldn't. Americans tend to buy lots of cheap clothing, eat low quality food in great quantities, and have large cheap homes. Total opposite of most parts of the world. The greatest example is Japan.

I will take it another step. Ask anyone who travels. Outside of Anglo countries college aged girls don't go to cafes and study! They go to enjoy themselves. Maybe show off, but not study.

On the other hand, maybe Middle Americans are hedonists. Just hedonists with no tastes or respect for quality. Explains your girlfriends. Explains your love for tramps and mothers.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Being a hedonist means seeking out the pleasures of life. Enjoying the finer things. America is the farthest from a hedonistic paradise than I can imagine. Hedonism has NOTHING to do with sex or drinking. Nothing. Americans have no concept for quality. It is all about quantity. Give you an example. An Italian would prefer one night with a beautiful virginal girl in a grand hotel over 1,000 middle-aged tramps in a ****-- apartment. An American wouldn't. Americans tend to buy lots of cheap clothing, eat low quality food in great quantities, and have large cheap homes. Total opposite of most parts of the world. The greatest example is Japan.

I will take it another step. Ask anyone who travels. Outside of Anglo countries college aged girls don't go to cafes and study! They go to enjoy themselves. Maybe show off, but not study.

On the other hand, maybe Middle Americans are hedonists. Just hedonists with no tastes or respect for quality. Explains your girlfriends. Explains your love for tramps and mothers.
I dont know why cordon says you and allbeef are the same person.???
you're very different
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snowdog said:
^pigeon sh*t lmao

To be honest, I wouldn't want to live in a big city for long. Maybe a few years, but not more than that. I like having space around me. Right now I'm living in west Florida (aka South Alabama) for half a year and I'm loving it. I like the fact that people are way more laid back, they are willing to help one another and there's way less bullsh*t going on. I went out a bunch of times now and there are way less macho douchebags around. People are just friendly and want to have a good time.

I lived right next to Rotterdam my entire life, and I can't stand the place anymore. People are so ****ing bitter and cranky. Even on a nice sunny day everyone walks around like they just came from a funeral.

I went to NYC a couple of times and that place is awesome. Of course, I only saw the nice areas. I wouldn't want to live in Harlem or something.

I hate rotterdam, not all bg cities are as miserable, try the 7th in paris, or the 16th, the 8th the 3rd: wonderfull places to spend a sunny day in, and in the heart of a big city.
 

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BBbardot said:
I dont know why cordon says you and allbeef are the same person.???
you're very different
:)
Trust me, they are the same guy. He just takes on a different persona for each. I really think he's a 48 year old bald guy living in his parents basement in Topeka Kansas.
 

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BBbardot said:
I dont know why cordon says you and allbeef are the same person.???
you're very different
:)
Cordon! I just noticed you threw out Serge Gainsbourgs' name in a post. Wow, so you do read my stuff. Nice. Send me a message and I can hook you up with lots of Serge Gainsbourg type of media. I also like Alizee, Kate Ryan, and even some of the old Lorie stuff. In case you didn't know. Lorie was like Brittany Spears and Alizee was a bit more Frenchie. Both had their place. Kate Ryan is Dutch and sings in accented French. She is still huge in Quebec.

Can't forget about Iva Fruhlingova! What happens when you add a bit of Eastern Europe (a Czech) and have her sing French songs!!! Of course filmed in Prague (Praha). The famous night tramvaj.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G--xpEWgtYk&feature=related

Here is a name - Mylene Farmer. She basically is behind Alizee and Kate Ryan (songs and such). She is weird as f--- though.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Cordon! I just noticed you threw out Serge Gainsbourgs' name in a post. Wow, so you do read my stuff. Nice. Send me a message and I can hook you up with lots of Serge Gainsbourg type of media. I also like Alizee, Kate Ryan, and even some of the old Lorie stuff. In case you didn't know. Lorie was like Brittany Spears and Alizee was a bit more Frenchie. Both had their place. Kate Ryan is Dutch and sings in accented French. She is still huge in Quebec.

Here is a name - Mylene Farmer. She basically is behind Alizee and Kate Ryan (songs and such). She is weird as f--- though.
Would LOVE to violate Alizee in every orifice. Never heard of the others you mentioned.
 

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Would LOVE to violate Alizee in every orifice. Never heard of the others you mentioned.

Ofcourse you are happy Cordon. You have a billion dollars right? You should be happy anywhere.

And you never answered my question. Have you cheated on your Asian girl yet? Because you preach how you are a great guy who never cheats.
 

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Ofcourse you are happy Cordon. You have a billion dollars right? You should be happy anywhere.

And you never answered my question. Have you cheated on your Asian girl yet? Because you preach how you are a great guy who never cheats.
I take it this is mynameisnobody/bluntmaster/etc again lol? I don't even know what that comment has to do with what I said. You seem fixated on what I make and do lol. You bring it up even when its not the topic of conversation.
 

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I take it this is mynameisnobody/bluntmaster/etc again lol? I don't even know what that comment has to do with what I said. You seem fixated on what I make and do lol. You bring it up even when its not the topic of conversation.

You were full of sh!t then, so you are full of sh!t now.
 

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snowdog said:
lol @ the b1tch fights going on here. You guys are killing me.

Who cares what you think? Nobody does.

I'm just bringing up the fact how on NLG (RIP) Cordon paraded around like some upstanding great citizen, and talked down to people who cheated. And then he was busted for cheating the whole time he was posting down to people.

He was full of sh!t and he never owned up to it. It's time to own up. But he keeps ignoring it so that's all I need to know.


Cordon is like those preachers on TV who say "open up your purses, open up your wallet, it's your time to be SAVEEEEEED!" and then behind the scenes he is preaching to the Devil.
 

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Who cares what you think? Nobody does.

I'm just bringing up the fact how on NLG (RIP) Cordon paraded around like some upstanding great citizen, and talked down to people who cheated. And then he was busted for cheating the whole time he was posting down to people.

He was full of sh!t and he never owned up to it. It's time to own up. But he keeps ignoring it so that's all I need to know.


Cordon is like those preachers on TV who say "open up your purses, open up your wallet, it's your time to be SAVEEEEEED!" and then behind the scenes he is preaching to the Devil.
You're a mean drunk.
 

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cordoncordon said:
You're a mean drunk.

You sound like a woman. I'm not mean, my hot latina girlfriend doesn't drink and she is away from me now so I decided to drink. When my girl is around I don't drink.
 
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