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BaronOfHair

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Newsflash to chicks, most of whom(Regrettably. They just might learn some thing otherwise)aren't reading:

The thought of clamping our mouths down onto your vaginas(Somewhere you all both pee AND bleed out of)is, at first glance, not most men's idea of fun either
 

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The thought of clamping our mouths down onto your vaginas(Somewhere you all both pee AND bleed out of)is, at first glance, not most men's idea of fun either
What about guys who eat @ss? I never could figure out the appeal of that.
 

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What about guys who eat @ss? I never could figure out the appeal of that.
I find it amusing so many men act like vaginal discharge is any more disgusting than human excrement - I'd say shvt is 500% more gross, but let's say they're equally gross: At least her vagina only bleeds/sheds a small handful of days per month, as opposed 1 or more times per day of shvt being crowned out of tiny hole every single day since she was born.

And in the case of a girl on hormonal BC, she won't have periods, but every girl shvts every day and they're just as smelly and gross as ours. I don't know how any guy could think eating pvss is somehow gay, gross or demeaning, but eating ass isn't, it's just incredible.
 
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I know my girl is crazy, but she knows how to please me in the bedroom. I satisfy her, so she likes to satisfy me.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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What about guys who eat @ss? I never could figure out the appeal of that.
I do it to my girl. She loves it. I've never had a bad taste. I like that she enjoys it. Love sticking fingers in her ass and ***** whilst sucking on her tits too.
 

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What about guys who eat @ss? I never could figure out the appeal of that.
Can't say I understand the appeal of such a practice myself, though in fairness to those fellas who do, their culinary tastes are still less eccentric than those of Senor Chikatilo
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I find it amusing so many men act like vaginal discharge is any more disgusting than human excrement - I'd say shvt is 500% more gross, but let's say they're equally gross: At least her vagina only bleeds/sheds a small handful of days per month, as opposed 1 or more times per day of shvt being crowned out of tiny hole every single day since she was born.

And in the case of a girl on hormonal BC, she won't have periods, but every girl shvts every day and they're just as smelly and gross as ours. I don't know how any guy could think eating pvss is somehow gay, gross or demeaning, but eating ass isn't, it's just incredible.
Explains why Edumund Kemper targeted women who were on empty stomachs exclusively
 
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