Halloween costumes that get girls

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A Bird of War from Always Sunny, the costume they dress up in for the wrestling match in The Gang Wrestles for the Troops, would be good if you're in shape...a funny tv show reference that some people (but not everyone) will get that allows you to run around shirtless.

I'm considering wearing scrubs and maybe a pot leaf hat and going out as a medical marijuana doctor. Or something like that. I'll draw a pot leaf on a circle cut from paper and tape it to the front or something. I'm not sure what props I'll have.

I love the douche bag idea, but I've seen that so many times before, plus I'm not enough of a tool to effectively pull it off.
 

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thefonz said:
If you're in good shape, do something that requires little clothes

The "kissing booth" costume does wonders.

HA!!!! I wish I could post the pictures from a party we had years ago w/ one of my buddies as a kissing booth.

This year I managed to snag some flight uniforms and am pulling off the top gun. Aviators included! Women love tom cruise, and I am taller than he is so let the good times roll!!
 

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Predator! Girls just dig those dreadlocks.
 

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