Hahahahaha ... you gotta read this

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I was chilling at a SportBar watching the game. HB 7 and HB 6 were sitting across of me, talking and other****.

HB 7: Hi
Tkman: Hi, whats up?
HB 7: What are you watching?
Tkman: I am checking out the bartenders butt. (This guy weights 300+lbs). You should be doing the same thing, look at it's toned, crisspy, and build.
HB 7: LoL .... You dont remember me?
Tkman: Nope
HB 7: Its me {name} remember we used to go to the same highschool ?
Tkman: Yeahhhh, I remember you {I really didnt}
HB 7: Are you still the same player? {WTF- is she talking about ... I used to be a shy idiot}
Tkman: I sure still am !!!
HB 7: Are you planning to stop?
Tkman: Nope, I am actually planning to lie and cheat more.
HB 7: {The look on her face was priceless} Well it's nice seeing you again.

She goes away and I payed no attention to her and kept watching the game. I can hear, they both are mummbling some **** about me. As I was about to leave, HB 7 writes her number on a piece paper

HB 7: Dont forget to call me
Tkman: I will try to find some time (HOOOOOOOOOE STAMPED)
 
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Nice

For those of you who don't believe this could or actually did happen, keep reading it until you do believe it.
 

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HOE STAMPED?! WTF are you talking about man?

What you did was awesome! Because she gave you her number means she's a hoe? Dude...
 
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Amog - only hos chase men and usually are extremely forward and blunt. "Ho-stamped" is the correct lingo here and DJ Tkman is the postman ready to make a special delivery to the addressee!
 

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So you're telling me, that, when a HB, GIVES me her #, after I ran a tight set... she's a hoe...

Lighter anyone?
 

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I read it, but Im not understanding what the big deal is?

ARe you trying to demonstrate being careless and aloof gets the girls #?
 
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Your game was all right, but it didn't warrant such a reaction - her mind was made up alresdy! You shouild have your hands in her panties within hours - call her and prove me wrong!
 

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The woman ALWAYS PRE-SELECTS the male. Its up to him to let her believe that he seduced her.
 
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Originally posted by Amog
The woman ALWAYS PRE-SELECTS the male. Its up to him to let her believe that he seduced her.
You've been watching too much 'oprah' show!!! What good is it if a woman pre-selects the man if the man never approaches her? Huh??? Doesn't make sense! The power is in the man's hands/mind!

The offer must come before there could be an acceptance!!
 

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This board is SOOO far behind...
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Your game was all right, but it didn't warrant such a reaction - her mind was made up alresdy! You shouild have your hands in her panties within hours - call her and prove me wrong!
gotta agree with this

funny thing is nearly the same exact thing happend to me today with this chick i went to HS with

PL - what would you say the best thing to do is in this situation?
 

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girls definitely love it when a guy isnt desperate such as this case, where TKman is having a good time all by himself.

but also, it's strange...there's soemthing about a guy's cluelessness that also turns them on. do u not agree?
 

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Originally posted by Amog
HOE STAMPED?! WTF are you talking about man?

What you did was awesome! Because she gave you her number means she's a hoe? Dude...
A hoe is a hoe. She talked like a hoe, acted like a hoe, and smelled like a hoe. In her mind she thought I was a "player", why would an UN-hoe come and take chance with a "player"? Even after I told her I wasn't going to stop, she still wants me? ---> HOOOOOE STAMPED


Originally posted by PRL
Your game was all right, but it didn't warrant such a reaction - her mind was made up alresdy! You shouild have your hands in her panties within hours - call her and prove me wrong!
I was thinking exactly the same thing about her mind already made. She's gonna come and pick me up by the way ---> 101% HOOOOOOE

Originally posted by ScrewIt
girls definitely love it when a guy isnt desperate such as this case, where TKman is having a good time all by himself.
but also, it's strange...there's soemthing about a guy's cluelessness that also turns them on. do u not agree?
TRUE TRUE

Desperation =
MEN - I want you please girls / I need that puzzy
WOMEN - No way / To many of those idiots

Cluelessness =
MEN - I dont care who you are girl / YOU AINT SPECIAL
WOMEN- I want you please guy/ I WANNA FEEL SPECIAL
 

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Originally posted by Amog
This board is SOOO far behind...
I agree somewhat... In my world atleast girls choose who they are attracted to or not the second they see them and this means alot.
 

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Originally posted by Amog
This board is SOOO far behind...
Could you explain what you mean here?

You can seduce a great number of women who havent 'pre-chose' you, it's just a matter of finding her buttons and pushing them in the right order... just as an analogy.

Granted, you can't seduce a woman that finds you disgusting and repulsive because of appearance, but you can seduce a woman that just plain hates you...

You can seduce anyone, anytime, you just have to know how. I could give countless examples of seduction in action. As far as whether or not they pre-choose you.. there is the possibility of endless debate.

Disregard this if you are talking about something else tho.
 
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Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
I agree somewhat... In my world atleast girls choose who they are attracted to or not the second they see them and this means alot.
KC, you are obviously a 'prettyboy' and with the girls you hang around with this may be the case because hos go mainly for good looks, especially if they (girls) are good looking themselves.

But there are a group of girls that do not want to merely get screwed by every 'prettyboy' that comes along...with these girls you have to have some personality and some confidence to make things happen!!

Before there were so many easy hos in the world, men actually chose the girl he was going to marry and didn't take 'no' for an answer. Many older woman today are married to guys that they were not attracted to at first sight but only later did the man win their heart!

Today you don't have to 'win' over anything...you just have sex with the ho and then leave...this is a whole different mindset. The problem is that many men today don't leave these hos, they end up being infatuated with the vagina and as a result get dissed and burned later!
 

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The lesson in this is not that this girl was a hoe.

The lesson is what women find attractive.

A nice girl making small talk with old highschool acquaintance would have done exactly the same thing.

But then this board is not about getting women anymore. Its about calling chicks hoes and that's it.
 
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Justdoit, it is odd that you say that, because in the last 6 months half of the threads on this board have been how so-called DJ's have been getting dissed and burned by hos, only to ask "What happened?". :rolleyes:

The first lesson to know, especially if you are young, is what kind of woman you are pursuing, then you would know how to approach and proceed without getting hooked and taken by these wayward women!

TKMan knows his target and will have no problems with this girl because he is in the right frame of mind!!
 

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In the last six months, half of the threads have been about YOU calling chicks hoes just because they have sex.

Some chicks are nasty yes. But YOU think any woman with a vagina is nasty and a hoe.

Are you a 42 year old virgin that hates sex or not.
 
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