Whiskey ****.
So theres a girl I go to university with we both got drunk tonight weve been friends for a while but she wants my **** and she knows i want to slam her so she asks me if i like her and shes scared of ruining our friendship all this bull**** i say what is this highschool? Im a man, youre ****in sexy, and if i had the chance id ****in wax that ass. She gives me the smile. Shes down. Shortly after were in my room. Its in the bag.
And then...
Whiskey ****.
I couldn't ****ing get it up. Never happened before. Im standing there limp ****ed she's asking me what the **** is going on. I ask her if shes heard of whiskey **** she starts consoling me "it happens to a lot of guys' i say **** this, pick the ***** up, and fingered and ate her till she came. She was screamin hahaha.
Anyways, neither of us are looking for a "relationship" and we both want to be 'friends' in the sense that we smoke mad spliffs and bowls all the time, but basically she wants a **** buddy.
And even with a ****in limp **** like a loser i made her *** everywhere. The girl ive been wantin to slam for months was actually laughing at me as i was trying to put a condom on my ****in limp ****. Had that ***** screamin my ****in name before the night was over
So when **** gets tough...eat some *****, cause that ***** knows shes catching the ****ing **** next time icome around
So theres a girl I go to university with we both got drunk tonight weve been friends for a while but she wants my **** and she knows i want to slam her so she asks me if i like her and shes scared of ruining our friendship all this bull**** i say what is this highschool? Im a man, youre ****in sexy, and if i had the chance id ****in wax that ass. She gives me the smile. Shes down. Shortly after were in my room. Its in the bag.
And then...
Whiskey ****.
I couldn't ****ing get it up. Never happened before. Im standing there limp ****ed she's asking me what the **** is going on. I ask her if shes heard of whiskey **** she starts consoling me "it happens to a lot of guys' i say **** this, pick the ***** up, and fingered and ate her till she came. She was screamin hahaha.
Anyways, neither of us are looking for a "relationship" and we both want to be 'friends' in the sense that we smoke mad spliffs and bowls all the time, but basically she wants a **** buddy.
And even with a ****in limp **** like a loser i made her *** everywhere. The girl ive been wantin to slam for months was actually laughing at me as i was trying to put a condom on my ****in limp ****. Had that ***** screamin my ****in name before the night was over
So when **** gets tough...eat some *****, cause that ***** knows shes catching the ****ing **** next time icome around