hahaha funniest pick up line ive heard

[coffin]

so im at a bar with my brother and 2 girls walk by with strollers... i tap the dude next to me and say thats all you man and he starts yellin stuff to them then my bro comes out i go "dude check out that ass" next thing i kno he starts goin "hey girl wanna go half on another 1?" look on the girls face = pricless

 

[pLaYtHiNg]

LMFAO That's awesome! I like it! :crackup:

My question is... why were there two girls in a BAR with strollers??

 

[The Bat]

My question is... why were there two girls in a BAR with strollers??

Yeah that part, I thought, was the real punchline.

 

[kdnash82]

Possible outside bar?