Haha!

[Sexual]

I'm went on a date with this chick right, and I thought she was totally boring. A little immature and unexperianced. She didn't put out even after I was making out with her and feeling her up. She was pulling away when I started to get more intimate.

BUT I JUST FOUND HER ON ADULTFRIENDFINDER.COM!!!! LMAO! :rockon:

 

[Sexual]

OK, thinking about this

This is really cracking me up. I work tonight but I should be able to get off. Check out her ad:

"College girl looking to have fun time. I love to try new things."

Now- I wrote her a message asking what new things she wants to try. Here's what she wrote back....

"hmm I dunno I would need some suggestions on that one. I'm willing to try almost anything..I guess it just kinda depends. What are you up to tonight? Would you want to rent a movie or something? I guess give me a call ) Talk to you later."

This is ridiculously funny. I wonder what new things she wants to try? I'll try and use my imagination. I've never done anything freaky like Bondage & Discipline or miscellaneous fetishes.... probably the only unconventional thing is anal sex. Hmmm..... I'll just roll with it.

 

[Ojete]

Time to unleash your deepest fantasies with her then

 

[Maybnoob]

dont ever lick out a girl without making her shave her pubes first.... its cleaner, smells better, and the idea of pube hairs in your teet and mouth... yuk..

 

[Sexual]

Lick a girl out? :crazy:
I'm too good with my hands to eat out a girl with pubes...

We'll see tonight.

To say the truth though, I guess I really don't have deep fantasies. I just like sex in general. I don't need nurses or school girls, as long as they're fine- I'll beat it down.

Wish I could pull the camera in the closet trick, but I'm bringing everything over there. Chicks staying over in my pad doesn't sit well.

 

[Sexual]

Yes, it's 5:06AM. I ****ing skipped to my car.

Thanks again for motivation and comments to keep persuing this chick.

And yes, I licked the *****. *BONG!*