haha you guys have got to read this!!!

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well i havent been to this place in ages!!! just wanna say whats up first of all.

well first of all is a saturday night and im just waiting for my boy to come through and pick me up so we can go hit pasadena ( my timing belt snapped :( ) well to kill some time i was just browsing through my old email as i literally have thousand of messages that go back to 1999. well i came across this email i sent to an old ex that cheated on me from about 4 years ago and i cant help but laugh at how pathetic it sounds lol check it out:

"Basically since I wasn't able to tell you in person I just wanted to tell
you thank you. Thank you for giving me some of the best memories of my life
that ill remember for forever. You are the most amazing person I have met
despite what you may think about yourself. i know we had our differences at
times and anything ive ever done that's hurt you i deeply apologize from the
bottom of my heart. I forgive you for everything, I have no more anger
towards you and I hope we can at least come to respect each other again. You
are growing into a beautiful woman, many people see that. I knew it from the
start. You are incredible please don't short yourself in life Im so proud of
your for facing your challenge and making the honor roll I always knew you
were more than capable handling school. i would be so so lucky to be able to
find someone in my life who can be even half of what you are. Thank you for
showing me myself in ways i never knew about. You have been the greatest
girlfriend I have ever had in my life, you the only one I really ever cared
about. You always made me feel more happy than any man in this world. Please
don't take this letter as me trying to win you back. I see now that there is
nothing I can do as you have moved on, although it still just doesn't feel
real to me that the GREASTEST person in my life is gone. I hope that I can
move on. I pray that the guy your with now treats you perfect and see how
incredible you are. I pray that you find your true happiness in life and
always have a smile on your face. Please take care in new mexico you have
you whole life ahead of you. ill miss you so much and I have missed you
badly since you broke up with me. please tell your family thank you for
everything and ill miss them too. Ill miss those time we had together too.
So I don't want to see you mad anymore and I don't want to make things any
worse for you, sorry for coming over today but I promise you I will leave
you and your life alone as you wanted.



To the greastest most incredible love I have ever had in my life, forever
yours

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

i know you guys have some embarrasing crap like this post it up we need more laughs.
 

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LOL dude the funny thing is i was just thinking about how i used to be and i just started laughing.
 
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What's wrong with the letter? I just wrote a letter like that last week!!!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
What's wrong with the letter? I just wrote a letter like that last week!!!!!
please tell me your not serious bro!!! i wrote that after she cheated on me. if i could go back in time to that point, my foot and balls would have had a nice meeting.
 
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flava said:
You always made me feel more happy than any man in this world.
Wait - there is something wrong with this - ]Are you a homo? Was this written to another man?
 
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flava said:
please tell me your not serious bro!!! i wrote that after she cheated on me. if i could go back in time to that point, my foot and balls would have had a nice meeting.
She "cheated" on you and then you wrote that emotional sappy happy go lucky shyt??? Where is your anger - your dignity - your manhood?

You should have did this... http://www.stalemedia.com/ho_slappin_9a_final.swf
 

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Well... to someone who cheated on you, I wouldn't write that. I would just leave.


But only ONE relationship can end in good marriage for both people.

Is everyone here saying that any relationship where one person dumps the other is NOT worth it?

If she made you feel great and it was really worth having then I guess its OK...


But I somehow doubt that letter meant much to her.
 

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man, that was pretty rough

The ways of chumpishness are death, but the path of Don Juan is everlasting life.

Good thing you've come to your senses. Sadly, many guys never do. :(
 
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flava said:
please tell me your not serious bro!!! .
Oooops, I forgot to put Mr Rolly Eyes at the end of that statement! :rolleyes:
 

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hahaha I bet you when she read the part about her making him feel better than any man in this world... she totally freaked cause she didn't realise you were GAY GAY GAY...

But seriously man that letter was funny as hell, I came close to giving a girl a poem once thank god I came to my senses at the last minute and threw that in the garbage whew
 

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is this a joke, who writes this tripe, what makes men do this? raised by single mothers did she rip your balls off and replace it with a vagina, this is insanity, anyone in their right mind would and should commit suicide after writing such crap, you would be better off as a woman... :mad: :mad:
 

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"the GREASTEST person in my life is gone"
Typo or Freudian slip?

Flava, we ALL have letters like that in our past, that is why we are here right?

Thanks for sharing the laugh, it's a good reminder of how far we have come!
 

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Very nice. I wrote a letter similar to this one, about a year ago.
Than, I discovered David Deangalo.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
What's wrong with the letter? I just wrote a letter like that last week!!!!!
I just spit all over my monitor!! Dude that comment was hilarious LMAO!
 
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