backseatjuan
Banned
It was a borrrrrrrrrrrring evening, and day, all seemed to be crap. I was messaging online to chicks, trying to hook up, but knowing it's all crap. Then I drove to McDonalds, and on my way a friend called, said there is a chick who wants two d1cks in her, am I in? Of course I'm in! I picked up my friend, and by this time number went from 2 d1cks to 3 d1cks. We come to the chick and drink some beer, four of us, then we all one by one go to shower, and then to bed room. We were sitting around like kids, I had to start. There was lot's of sucking, licking, double penetrating with stuffed mouth, and *** swallowing. It was kind of like what you see in porno. :rockon:
Then around 4 am I drove my friends back, and decided to finally get some McDonalds, and on my way a chick is stopping my car like a cab, she said 'I want a cig, I'm not after cab'. I tell her, no cigs with me, all ended. She closes door and I go. Then something hit me, idiot, turn around. I turn around and go into opposite lane to talk to her, and ask where you going, I tell her I'm going to McDonalds, let's go with me. She agrees. She was a bit drunk. I buy her cigarettes and beer, and we go to McDonalds, I get to eat, then I buy her another beer, and we chat. Turns out she broke up with a guy, they were living together in one apartment. End result I get her home to me and we drink with her one bottle of cognac. She's piss drunk, I'm not so much, we end up putting on me first her tank top, then her bra, I have a pic with me in her bra and her next to me with her big tits. Crazy! Turns out she's 3 months pregnant, has big tits. Anyway, when time gets to sex, she doesn't want to, I force her a little bit, spread her legs, hold her arms. I penetrate her for a bit, but my d1ck went limp from all that fvcking before, so we just go to sleep.
Now it's the next day, 7 pm, she's still sleeping here.
Oh almost forgot! My bathroom was dirty, she ended up cleaning it for me, now everything is nice and shiny!
And my laywithoutcondom count went up +2
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When door closes for us, right that hour God opens up a new door for us, but we often don't see this new door because we are busy staring at the closed one.
Then around 4 am I drove my friends back, and decided to finally get some McDonalds, and on my way a chick is stopping my car like a cab, she said 'I want a cig, I'm not after cab'. I tell her, no cigs with me, all ended. She closes door and I go. Then something hit me, idiot, turn around. I turn around and go into opposite lane to talk to her, and ask where you going, I tell her I'm going to McDonalds, let's go with me. She agrees. She was a bit drunk. I buy her cigarettes and beer, and we go to McDonalds, I get to eat, then I buy her another beer, and we chat. Turns out she broke up with a guy, they were living together in one apartment. End result I get her home to me and we drink with her one bottle of cognac. She's piss drunk, I'm not so much, we end up putting on me first her tank top, then her bra, I have a pic with me in her bra and her next to me with her big tits. Crazy! Turns out she's 3 months pregnant, has big tits. Anyway, when time gets to sex, she doesn't want to, I force her a little bit, spread her legs, hold her arms. I penetrate her for a bit, but my d1ck went limp from all that fvcking before, so we just go to sleep.
Now it's the next day, 7 pm, she's still sleeping here.
Oh almost forgot! My bathroom was dirty, she ended up cleaning it for me, now everything is nice and shiny!
And my laywithoutcondom count went up +2
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When door closes for us, right that hour God opens up a new door for us, but we often don't see this new door because we are busy staring at the closed one.
