Oh ****…
Check it out, theres this local bar in my area.. Im there twice a week, and always flirt with the waitresses, they know me very well and we all get a along…anyway fastforward, I walk in there yesterday, straight after work, in a suit looking sharp.
Walk up to the bar, and a brazilian bartender walks up. HB9( Ill call her kim for privacy)
Dalton: Jesus Kim, you look rough.
Kim: You’re an *******, the first thing you say when you see me is that I look rough, not even a hi.
Dalton: (Just smiling)
Kim: Anyway I look better than yesterday when you saw me. Had a shower, and some sleep
Dalton: Brushed your teeth.
Kim: Lol
Her radio rings, her boss is calling her to wash some glasses.
Dalton: Is that your mummy calling you to take your vitamins.
Her: Lol, no shes calling to tell me she doesn’t like you.
Dalton: Why, am I the kind of guy shes always told you about.
Her: worse.
Dalton: you better run, go take your vitamins and your chocolate milk.
No this is ****ed up, im just standing by the bar chilling, making friends, and one of the plates im sopinning walks in, she see me comes up and gives me a kiss.
PLATE: why havnt you called.
Dalton: been busy.
Plate: with what (sarcastically)
Dalton: don’t be a sarcastic little *****. And if you must know, Ive been busy thinking about how cool I am.
Plate: really.
Dalton. Uhuh, you should be happy I guess that means we have something in common.
Plate: Lets get some tequila.
Dalton : Whatever.
She then orders two shots of tequila, this is when Kim walks back in. I ignore her.
We drink and then she says that she has to get going, dinner or something. We kiss( all the while kim is watching) She then leaves.
Kim: You a man *****.
Dalton: I prefer being told that I have flexible moral standards.
Kim: *****!!!!!
Dalton: Jealosy makes you nastyyyyyy!!!!111 lol.
Kim: Im not jealous, im way better than her.
Dalton: yeah I suppose, you brush your teeth twice a week.
Kim: No seriously Iam .
Dalton: Uhuh, prove it.
Kim: When.
Dalton. Today, tomorrow, NOW.
Kim: im working now.
Dalton:. Too bad, you’ll get over it.
Kim : I get off at two.
Dalton: I get OFF every hour….ha ha, (lol) so
Kim: lol, where do you live?
Dalton: I don’t trust you.
Kim: I prove that im worth it.
Dalton: Really.
Dalton: yeah I live down the road. (GIVE HER MY ADDRESS)
Kim: ill be there at 2.30.
Dalton: catch you later.( exit and go home)
2.30 comes and the door knocks, this chick was actually on time. I answer the door in my pyjamas, a bottle of vodka and a cigareete in my mouth.
Dalton: Can I help you.
Kim: Playing along. Im here to see Dalton.
Dalton: hes not here, and I close the door.
Kim( knock knock)
Dalton: you again
Kim: Can I come in.
Dalton: for what.
Kim: Blushes
Dalton. Hey look chick, if you fancy it, who am I to let you down.
She comes in, we sit, she has a smoke, start to drink. I then kiss her with vodka in my mouth.. Hah hah… fastforwar.
I grab her hand and lead her to the bedroom.
Now this is where I need your help. So im lying there and this chick is sucking my ****, Im fingering her. She then puts my fingers in her mouth. Now with out thinking after she did this I went back to fingering her.( Bear in mind she was sucking my **** and obviously got some in her mouth, can she get pregnant, if any sperm got on my fingers.???
Anyway we ****ed, fell asleep, and if shes good, shell get to see me on Saturday,.
Guys, help with above please.
Peace.
.
Check it out, theres this local bar in my area.. Im there twice a week, and always flirt with the waitresses, they know me very well and we all get a along…anyway fastforward, I walk in there yesterday, straight after work, in a suit looking sharp.
Walk up to the bar, and a brazilian bartender walks up. HB9( Ill call her kim for privacy)
Dalton: Jesus Kim, you look rough.
Kim: You’re an *******, the first thing you say when you see me is that I look rough, not even a hi.
Dalton: (Just smiling)
Kim: Anyway I look better than yesterday when you saw me. Had a shower, and some sleep
Dalton: Brushed your teeth.
Kim: Lol
Her radio rings, her boss is calling her to wash some glasses.
Dalton: Is that your mummy calling you to take your vitamins.
Her: Lol, no shes calling to tell me she doesn’t like you.
Dalton: Why, am I the kind of guy shes always told you about.
Her: worse.
Dalton: you better run, go take your vitamins and your chocolate milk.
No this is ****ed up, im just standing by the bar chilling, making friends, and one of the plates im sopinning walks in, she see me comes up and gives me a kiss.
PLATE: why havnt you called.
Dalton: been busy.
Plate: with what (sarcastically)
Dalton: don’t be a sarcastic little *****. And if you must know, Ive been busy thinking about how cool I am.
Plate: really.
Dalton. Uhuh, you should be happy I guess that means we have something in common.
Plate: Lets get some tequila.
Dalton : Whatever.
She then orders two shots of tequila, this is when Kim walks back in. I ignore her.
We drink and then she says that she has to get going, dinner or something. We kiss( all the while kim is watching) She then leaves.
Kim: You a man *****.
Dalton: I prefer being told that I have flexible moral standards.
Kim: *****!!!!!
Dalton: Jealosy makes you nastyyyyyy!!!!111 lol.
Kim: Im not jealous, im way better than her.
Dalton: yeah I suppose, you brush your teeth twice a week.
Kim: No seriously Iam .
Dalton: Uhuh, prove it.
Kim: When.
Dalton. Today, tomorrow, NOW.
Kim: im working now.
Dalton:. Too bad, you’ll get over it.
Kim : I get off at two.
Dalton: I get OFF every hour….ha ha, (lol) so
Kim: lol, where do you live?
Dalton: I don’t trust you.
Kim: I prove that im worth it.
Dalton: Really.
Dalton: yeah I live down the road. (GIVE HER MY ADDRESS)
Kim: ill be there at 2.30.
Dalton: catch you later.( exit and go home)
2.30 comes and the door knocks, this chick was actually on time. I answer the door in my pyjamas, a bottle of vodka and a cigareete in my mouth.
Dalton: Can I help you.
Kim: Playing along. Im here to see Dalton.
Dalton: hes not here, and I close the door.
Kim( knock knock)
Dalton: you again
Kim: Can I come in.
Dalton: for what.
Kim: Blushes
Dalton. Hey look chick, if you fancy it, who am I to let you down.
She comes in, we sit, she has a smoke, start to drink. I then kiss her with vodka in my mouth.. Hah hah… fastforwar.
I grab her hand and lead her to the bedroom.
Now this is where I need your help. So im lying there and this chick is sucking my ****, Im fingering her. She then puts my fingers in her mouth. Now with out thinking after she did this I went back to fingering her.( Bear in mind she was sucking my **** and obviously got some in her mouth, can she get pregnant, if any sperm got on my fingers.???
Anyway we ****ed, fell asleep, and if shes good, shell get to see me on Saturday,.
Guys, help with above please.
Peace.
.
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