Guys who want to fight for no reason?

[spanker]

dont want to fight

god tomatoes man! what a dude you are!(sarky) IF you go over to a bouncer grassing you look like your still at school man! No girl is gonna catch that love boat home with you my dude! Yaeh man walk away But face the music if you need too! :woo:

 

[Tomatoes]

Re: dont want to fight

Originally posted by spanker
god tomatoes man! what a dude you are!(sarky) IF you go over to a bouncer grassing you look like your still at school man! No girl is gonna catch that love boat home with you my dude! Yaeh man walk away But face the music if you need too! :woo:

For 26 that comes across as an immutre comment. To act a little more adult is not to look for a fight. A guy who walks round going "WANNA FIGHT!" is most likely some AFC with no life no money and no hope of achiving anything. Basically he is scum. I aint going to sit about wasting my time with morans like him. A bouncer is paid to be there and control what goes off. To tell a bouncer that a guy might be a trouble maker is just helping him do his job.

I cant fight for ****. If it came to "Grassing up" if we are using school boy terms or attempting to fight some drunk loser. I choose the option where i dont get locked up.

Its happened before in Long Island (Notice your from Notts). I had a guy start on me. I walked off...went to warn a bouncer about the guys attitude. Turned round with the bouncer. The guy had punched another guy clean in the nose while i was away. Blood everywhere. Bouncer chucked him out.
I like my face the way it is. Aint had a fight in 5 years and dont intend to unless its for a cause.

Anyways im a lover not a fighter.

 

[spanker]

Yeah I understand i just wouldnt get the bouncer involved unless necc (personal opinion I guess)

 

[Vulpine]

I love it when people try to pick fights with me. Here's what I do:

When the guy comes up all loud style trying to fight, I stand up, throw up my hands, and virtually yell in a big broadcasting voice:

"HEY, HEY! I DON'T WANT ANY FIGHTS BUDDY! HOW ABOUT WE GO UP TO THE BAR SO I CAN BUY YOU A DRINK INSTEAD."
Then gesture towards the bar. If he accepts, follow at a distance and shoot a bouncer the "WTF are you waiting for" look.

This does four things:

1. Alerts everyone in the bar to the fighter - including bouncers. The bouncers know that you don't want any trouble, so you're in the clear.

2. Makes an a55 out of the guy for trying to pick a fight.

3. Potentially diffuses the situation by confusing the fighter. "... uh... what?.... more booze? Free?... duh... OK." Sometimes the fighter cools out and actually buddies up to you. Mad social proof.

4. Since you made a big scene, everyone turns around to watch - including all the ladies. Since you had a smooth resolution, all sorts of openers just fall in your lap. After the drink with the fighter (if he isn't thrown out before you get to the bar), be sure to capitalize with the ladies.