Guys if you think you aren't good looking, don't worry....

[logicallefty]

This says a lot in context with many of our discussions here on SS. WOW.. Just wow...

http://news.yahoo.com/women-flock-japan-zoo-see-hunky-gorilla-044739619.html

For you guys who consider yourselves not good looking, this should give you hope that all you need to do is hit the gym and get some muscles and your perceived bad looks won't be a problem, at least not in Japan.

 

[piranha45]

The gorilla is just capitalizing on the prevalence of beta males.

I don't blame the women, that beast is more manly than most of the males they encounter.

 

[The_flying_dutchman]

True, women dont care too much for looks, they just want a guy thats fit.... but it still doesnt hurt to be handsome..

 

[Fatal Jay]

1.if you are fit
2. have lots of money
3. own a house and car

You can get any woman you choose, that's just the harsh truth

 

[Stagger Lee]

In light of men becoming herbivore in Japan thanks to policies of female supremacy/male inferiority, I don't interpret this story that way at all. I think instead it indicates that women have become so disinterested in (human) males that they are fixating on other species and inanimate objects.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

The comments on that article are gold.

Japanese men must have taken a self esteem hit after this.

There must be some pretty disturbed women out there.

Japanese men must be really bad if their women are this hard up. Step up your game fellas.

Coming from a country that sells millions of comics to men featuring women having sex with tenticled aliens and sells millions of comic to women featuring men who make love to other men...this is no big surprise to me.

In a related note, Japanese women are reported to be buying more bananas for personal use.

Just remember ladies-
When he says that he wants to meet you at the top of The Empire State Building, it ain't gonna be like in Sleepless in Seattle.

 

[Slickster]

I used to know that gorilla back when he was a total AFC nerd. We used to call him Shaboner. He was a skinny little wimp who only weighed a buck 'O' five and would get teased and beat up in the locker room.

Things sure changed though when he found Sosuave and read the DJ Bible. He started on his path to self improvement and never looked back.

Good for you Shabini! Give me a call some time. We'll go out mackin'.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Actually, gorilla's aren't all that. Mountain gorillas are on the verge of extinction because they need a HUGE patch of land to live on. Because if any one male silverback meets another male silverback, they are TERRIFIED of each other. So they live so far apart. That's also why the alpha male HAS TO BE twice as big as any other dude in the pack.

ALPHA GORILLAS GOT NO GAME. Only size.

The way to measure any primates (including the primates on Sosuave) level of TESTOSTERONE is the ratio of their nutsack to their bodyweight.

And despite their impressive size, gorillas got some TINY nutsacks for how big they are.

CHIMPS, on the other hand, are the REAL swinging d!cks of the jungle.

Compared to their body weight, them boys got some MASSIVE NUTS.

Luckily human DNA is closest to chimps and not gorillas.

 

[prison/con.net]

it depends upon what you call "lots of money". Many US women, you'd have to be ready to spend MILLIONS of $ on her EVERY year, or she aint gonna have anything to do with you if you don't look like Brad Pitt.

yeah, as in THOUSANDS of millions. MANY US women have PLENTy of money of their own (or Daddy's) So why would they pick a slob, hmm? You are talking about LOW CLASS women, and you're welcome to them.

Now, you can go overseas, and get HIGH CLASS women, for not much money and without much in the way of looks. In the Orient, especially, most Caucasian men, even if a bit overweight and older, are valued for their different looks, if they are tall, especially. They don't have to have a lot of money and they don't have to bring the woman back to US, either. If you're 60, 50 lbs overweight, big nosed, wear dentures and are balding, you can still have a very fine woman for about $500 per month (on top of what you'll have to spend to live there, which is about $1000 per month, if you want to have any fun and live decently.

 

[Fatal Jay]

it depends upon what you call "lots of money". Many US women, you'd have to be ready to spend MILLIONS of $ on her EVERY year, or she aint gonna have anything to do with you if you don't look like Brad Pitt.

uh no, most celebs and millionaires are average or below average in looks, a chick wants to marry your money not you.

She wants security, it goes all the way to the ancients days where the woman wanted the biggest baddest hunter with the most wealth, even her family wanted this for her.


It is in a woman nature to want that, she does not care about looks. You could be a 400 pound slob, but even if he had millions he would get 9's and 10's

 

[prison/con.net]

a million $ is NOTHING anymore in the US. it's the same thing as 150k was, 50 years ago. Nothing much. In SE asia, tho, 1/4 million, invested even halfway intelligently, means that you are one of the "elite". if you REALLY know your investments, 100k will do it, actually.

 

[Fatal Jay]

a million $ is NOTHING anymore in the US. it's the same thing as 150k was, 50 years ago. Nothing much. In SE asia, tho, 1/4 million, invested even halfway intelligently, means that you are one of the "elite". if you REALLY know your investments, 100k will do it, actually.

well hell toss me a million and I bet I can make it last for the rest of my life.

 

[prison/con.net]

thousands have been tossed a million (after tax, even) by the lotteries and been broke again within 4 years. Newsweek and many others have done stories about it. the first thing you'll do is buy big house (or 2) quit your job, get in big trouble with women/gambling/dope, buy fancy trucks/cars/bikes/boats, help out a friend or 3, panic when you realize that you're down to a mere 1/4 mill, make some "investments' and get taken, like you deserve to have happen to you. If you can't set yourself up just fine with 1/4 million, (tax free ) you're just a lazy weak-link. and yes I DO mean in the USA. So, when guys "think" that they can "do it with a million", it almost always means that they don't have a clue. or they're very old and "set for life' means 10 years or less.

 

[Poonani Maker]

But look at what THEY have to offer us now: http://english.pravda.ru/news/health/17-06-2015/131006-weight-0/