I don't know about you guys but, I'm pretty pissed off about the way things are going. Come on, the more I look around me, the more I notice what a generation of pvssies we are. Ever since when can a fat bytch pick which guy she's going to go out with and DEMAND boyish good looks, money, a nice car and a six pack in order for someone to pay for her freaking dinner (damn losers)? I mean, wtf is going on with us? The saddest thing about it is seeing men fighting over her butt in a club in order to see who gets to lick her porky behind that night...that is,if they're "good enough" for her to "give them the prescious opportunity to worship her royal self" (which normally happens after the third or fourth expensive date).
When in the freaking history of mankind have we had to rely on a damn internet site or even an ebook in order to have normal sex lives? We are men! You hear me? MEN! Wake up damn it! As men it is our duty to change the world (come on, we're the ones genetically predisposed to go out and do things) and yet, we're more worried about how to CONFORM to the rules that WOMEN have set and actually try to go up to their standards in order to see whether we can "get lucky".
I don't know why, but, roles are starting to reverse and WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Ever since when have men cared more about their looks (shaven body...immaculate hair) than women. Wtf's up with so many of our brothers doing things that normally were only supposed to be done by women? Can't you understand that we're slowly (actually, I personally think that it's happening waay quicker) being feminized and dominated by women? METROSEXUALS...WTF???
Ask yourself a question...DO YOU DO THESE THINGS BECAUSE "YOU" LIKE THEM, OR BECAUSE WOMEN "LIKE IT?" I bet that if you truly have an ounce of self respect you better be "getting waxed" because you love the excrutiating pain, and not because some "HB9" (we've freaking invented a damn language with vocabulary and everything...wtf?) who's LETTING YOU DATE HER (true men not included on this equation),believe it or not, likes it...
I LIKE WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE WOMEN...Society's views are so screwed up at the moment, that women are liking more men who LOOK LIKE WOMEN than men who look like men... What's next, them growing moustaches and sideburns and us wearing make up (oh wait, the make up part's happening already...if you don't believe me, google it) I love women (especially good looking women with brains..the few that have them), well, I love SCREWING WOMEN (how's that for politically correct?) but I still can't see what's the big deal with them?
Sure, they got a hole in b/w their legs that feels good for the thirty or so minutes you're inside it, but so what? Most of them eat, sweat, breathe and shyt like we do, sure, sex is fine, but what the hell's so special about it if you've had to spend hours and hours either learning how to trick someone into screwing you or satisfying their every wish (that is...MORE CONFORMING TO
RULES SET UP BY FEMALES!) whether consciously or not. At least rosey palm doesn't bytch at you for two hours because you're not sensitive enough or gives off nasty stuff once a month...
Jokes aside, every time I meet a new girl, I can't help it but to wonder what the hell is going on with women these days? If things keep on going the way they are, I see a future ruled by lesbian women where men either spend their time screwing computer models used by chicks to collect their sperm in order to reproduce or, even worse, ONE ANOTHER! GUYS...WAKE UP! START ACTING LIKE MEN! Change the world, gain power, conquer things, conquer yourself, become someone worth noting in a history book, discover new things...BE A REAL MAN! That's what we do! I promise you, women will come!
Life's too short to waste it and the world really needs our help! Stop screwing over your buddies (wtf...charging money for seduction books?) and if they need your help in order to get
some, quit being so ****y and HELP THEM (as long as they NEED it, I don't mean for you to sacrifice yourselves in order to help out a pvssy who thinks you're an a-hole just because you're doing every single hot chick you know)! Women do it all the time... Don't worry, you won't run out of chicks!
Gentlemen...this is a war (METAPHOR!), a war for our present and our future! I personally don't want my children going through half the shyt most have had to go through in order to "become good enough to get laid." I KEEP ON SAYING IT...WHATEVER'S HAPPENING IS OUR FAULT, not the women's, not our mothers', it's OURS! Let's unite and FIX IT for once, since we're the only
ones who can really do something about it anyway. MEN...take off your skirts and put on the pants that you solely deserve! The war has been waged, and we're on the losing side...let us unite and persevere!
When in the freaking history of mankind have we had to rely on a damn internet site or even an ebook in order to have normal sex lives? We are men! You hear me? MEN! Wake up damn it! As men it is our duty to change the world (come on, we're the ones genetically predisposed to go out and do things) and yet, we're more worried about how to CONFORM to the rules that WOMEN have set and actually try to go up to their standards in order to see whether we can "get lucky".
I don't know why, but, roles are starting to reverse and WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Ever since when have men cared more about their looks (shaven body...immaculate hair) than women. Wtf's up with so many of our brothers doing things that normally were only supposed to be done by women? Can't you understand that we're slowly (actually, I personally think that it's happening waay quicker) being feminized and dominated by women? METROSEXUALS...WTF???
Ask yourself a question...DO YOU DO THESE THINGS BECAUSE "YOU" LIKE THEM, OR BECAUSE WOMEN "LIKE IT?" I bet that if you truly have an ounce of self respect you better be "getting waxed" because you love the excrutiating pain, and not because some "HB9" (we've freaking invented a damn language with vocabulary and everything...wtf?) who's LETTING YOU DATE HER (true men not included on this equation),believe it or not, likes it...
I LIKE WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE WOMEN...Society's views are so screwed up at the moment, that women are liking more men who LOOK LIKE WOMEN than men who look like men... What's next, them growing moustaches and sideburns and us wearing make up (oh wait, the make up part's happening already...if you don't believe me, google it) I love women (especially good looking women with brains..the few that have them), well, I love SCREWING WOMEN (how's that for politically correct?) but I still can't see what's the big deal with them?
Sure, they got a hole in b/w their legs that feels good for the thirty or so minutes you're inside it, but so what? Most of them eat, sweat, breathe and shyt like we do, sure, sex is fine, but what the hell's so special about it if you've had to spend hours and hours either learning how to trick someone into screwing you or satisfying their every wish (that is...MORE CONFORMING TO
RULES SET UP BY FEMALES!) whether consciously or not. At least rosey palm doesn't bytch at you for two hours because you're not sensitive enough or gives off nasty stuff once a month...
Jokes aside, every time I meet a new girl, I can't help it but to wonder what the hell is going on with women these days? If things keep on going the way they are, I see a future ruled by lesbian women where men either spend their time screwing computer models used by chicks to collect their sperm in order to reproduce or, even worse, ONE ANOTHER! GUYS...WAKE UP! START ACTING LIKE MEN! Change the world, gain power, conquer things, conquer yourself, become someone worth noting in a history book, discover new things...BE A REAL MAN! That's what we do! I promise you, women will come!
Life's too short to waste it and the world really needs our help! Stop screwing over your buddies (wtf...charging money for seduction books?) and if they need your help in order to get
some, quit being so ****y and HELP THEM (as long as they NEED it, I don't mean for you to sacrifice yourselves in order to help out a pvssy who thinks you're an a-hole just because you're doing every single hot chick you know)! Women do it all the time... Don't worry, you won't run out of chicks!
Gentlemen...this is a war (METAPHOR!), a war for our present and our future! I personally don't want my children going through half the shyt most have had to go through in order to "become good enough to get laid." I KEEP ON SAYING IT...WHATEVER'S HAPPENING IS OUR FAULT, not the women's, not our mothers', it's OURS! Let's unite and FIX IT for once, since we're the only
ones who can really do something about it anyway. MEN...take off your skirts and put on the pants that you solely deserve! The war has been waged, and we're on the losing side...let us unite and persevere!
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