GUYS are SOOOO F'in Funny

[The Message Boy]

LOL...omg...if i get ONE more guy leaving messages on my damn cell phone talking **** like this:

"Hey who are u? Why were you talking to my girl?"

"Hey, I'm going to kick your ass if I find your number on my girl's phone again."

I mean give me a break lol. IT'S NOT ME that you should be checkin, check your GIRL playa!

I might need a bodyguard by the time I'm through

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Cool story, bro.

 

[Unbridled_Phoenix]

We must forgive AFCs, they know not what they do.

But they really don't see the inherent flaw in their thinking. Calling the guy your gf gave her number to is like the dog who barks at his reflection.

Idiots.

 

[Warrior74]

been on both sides of that one. It comes with the territory.

I remember telling my ex's boyfriend, "if i ever see you in the street,your getting ****ed up." In a very calm and serious voice. He was like "whoa dude, where is all this aggression coming from?" I said, "you playing in my business, your getting ****ed up on general principle, you know what it is, click". His wife called me later asking me not to do anything stupid. He must have been really shook to say something to his wife about it! LOL.

B1tches are dumb, but you are not, you know that woman is taken, and you know the consequences. And since you didn't respect it, I'm gonna teach you for the next time you think about messing with someone's woman.

That might be the AFC mindset..but you can't deny...it ain't going away no time soon. We are territorial animals and women are cattle we are territorial over.

As it was said, I should have been mad at her...not taking out my aggression on this dude. I probably would have killed that guy if I knew where he lived.

 

[The Message Boy]

Warrior says,

As it was said, I should have been mad at her...not taking out my aggression on this dude.

FVCK yeah lol. My situation is a little different though, alot of these guys are NOT these chicks' man. They are dudes that are "trying" to be, taking them out, spending loot on them, and the whole nine yards. Most of the time I would be told the dudes are only there because of their pockets.

I dont get it that much but when I do it's hilarious! I got one earlier today, I've been seeing this chick for over a year, yes, over a year! We are real cool, fvck buddies mostly, but we are cool. But she's got this guy that she's been dating on and off for awhile but she always talks about how she doesn't like his ass because he's controlling and other ****.

So I get a random call that goes like this:

Azzhole: (calls blocked) ...Yea, yea, u called here earlier?

Message Boy: HAHA who is this...what number is this

Azzhole: ....yea, yea this Jed, you called (girl's name)

Message Boy: What number is this...who is this (laughing)...(looks at phone and sees blocked and hangs up)

LOL...the azzhole calls blocked and asked if I called there earlier? THEN..the guy calls back like 5 times in like 2 hours after that! Do these guys have lives?!

And what makes it SOOO funny, is that the girl texted me like 20 minutes after I hung up on this guy talking freaky

Forget "AFC" it's total *****-NESS to confront a random dude that's ****ing YOUR girl, keyword = YOUR GIRL, like, why in the hell is YOUR GIRL ****ing some RANDOM DUDE??

And who is to say the dude even knows the girl is taken? LOL, I just don't understand folks. When they call my phone I laugh at them and hang up. I got a couple rounds waiting for any fool that wants to run up to my castle.

I'm like Eminem, I dont' wrestle I knock faggots the **** out.

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

Pshhh, If I found calls from guys on my wife's phone I'd call them up too....

....to let them know what time to come by with their truck to pick her and her stuff up.

There's nothing more pathetic than a guy threatining another guy over his woman when his woman is the problem (unless the other guy is like a stalker or something.)

 

[The Message Boy]

Ha! Update on this....

The guy was apparently going crazy last nite when I hung up on him and when he was calling back like a million times but kept listenin to my voicemail lol!!

Guy broke down to his girl and started crying because he thought she was leaving him.

Me and her made plans to secretly meet up on Saturday, this idiot literally makes a move to be around her 24-7 because he's afraid she's goign to cheat on him.

Literally does the idiot know, his "insecurities" are true!

:crackup: this **** is just hilarious to me. She talked a lot of **** about him too, how clingy he is. The guy tries to fight alot of her dude friends too. She is only with the guy because he literally is one of those provider types.

No way in hell would I STILL be with a chick after CATCHING her in the act of giving her numbers out to other dudes lol. Then to try and act tough? Omg, you can always tell who the "fake tough guys are" because they always try to appear "hard" in the most stupidest situations because they never really been actually IN a REAL shoot-out.

 

[kingy]

nice man, real nice

 

[zekko]

nice man, real nice

Yeah, OP, you're definitely displaying a lot of class there.

 

[Colossus]

I'm thoroughly convinced he's a troll.

 

[Don Israel]

I mean give me a break lol. IT'S NOT ME that you should be checkin, check your GIRL playa!

I might need a bodyguard by the time I'm through

Nah...you don't need bodyguards - these guys are bluffing.

If they really are that tough they would never threathen on a f'n cell phone. They would just do it.

Keep up the good work, you must have some solid game with these 'chicks w/ boyfriends"

 

[Duffdog]

They would just do it

thats real talk. Cell phone records can be used in a civil trial. Its better to just break the guys nose without him ever knowing your name.

 

[The Message Boy]

Ok can I just update this some more lol. Idk maybe you guys are getting a good laugh out of this as I am.

Ok, so i been talking to this girl for a minute now but she would always tell me about soem dude in her life that wont leave her alone. Come to find out, this is that dude!

She has broken up with this dude several times over the last two years, but he keeps coming back. I guess now I understand why the azzhole is so "tough" lol, he's trying to win his girl over lol.

SMH...just wayyy to much fish in the sea to be doing all of that.

 

[Radharc]

The guy keeps coming back? What do you mean, its not like she has no saying in the matter? That girl seems like a lot of trouble imo. Tbh it seems like shes probably playing both of you and having some fun with all the attention...

 

[The Message Boy]

DonS says,

I told you guys a month ago 'Message *****' I mean boy is the same female troll that Warrior outed for multiple aliases a couple months ago. This is the same troll who called this forum out for being bitter against women and that "he" signed up for Lovesac.org because it's weak, faggoty message of how to win your woman's heart by being nice more matched his belief system.

Now "he" has suddenly turned into the badass uberplayer who is bedding committed women and is acting all gangster.

Somebody ban her, please.

Dude why in the HELL are you interrupting my thread with this ****!? I already god damn talked to Warrior in PM.

Dude seriously, go somewhere with that ****.

 

[Jitterbug]

That might be the AFC mindset..but you can't deny...it ain't going away no time soon. We are territorial animals and women are cattle we are territorial over.

As it was said, I should have been mad at her...not taking out my aggression on this dude. I probably would have killed that guy if I knew where he lived.

Why would that be AFC? AFC would be to let the guy hit on or take your woman without doing anything.

In the wild, do you think an alpha male would let some sneaky fvcker beta even get near his b!tch without a serious beating?

Sure, most of the blame should be placed squarely & fairly on your ho, but it's definitely not AFC to NOT let that other sneaky bastard get away with disrespect of the highest kind.

 

[The Message Boy]

Radharc says,

The guy keeps coming back? What do you mean, its not like she has no saying in the matter? That girl seems like a lot of trouble imo. Tbh it seems like shes probably playing both of you and having some fun with all the attention...

Most likely. I like hitting it and she told me from the start about the other dude but she rarely talks about him and acts like she doesn't even have a BF.

Jitterbug says,

Why would that be AFC? AFC would be to let the guy hit on or take your woman without doing anything.

In the wild, do you think an alpha male would let some sneaky fvcker beta even get near his b!tch without a serious beating?

Sure, most of the blame should be placed squarely & fairly on your ho, but it's definitely not AFC to NOT let that other sneaky bastard get away with disrespect of the highest kind.

It's a difference between walking up and hitting on a girl with her guy standing right there, and the girl going out when her guy is not there and giving her number out to other guys and ****ing other guys on the side.

The guy's beef is with the girl, not the guy and I have no idea why there would even be "beef", any reasonable guy would say "see ya" but not this needy ****er.

 

[vorbis]

I'd agree with Jitterbug. The main person to blame would be the girl. However, at the same time, the other guy would have shown me major disrespect especially if he knew she had a bf. And if I actually knew the other guy, I would probable have to beat him up on principle.

 

[Unbridled_Phoenix]

This is true.

 

[The Message Boy]

vorbis, but, at what point do you stop? One guy is one thing, but do you THEN go and confront all 5 that's she's ****ing and beat up all 5 of them on principle?

Plus there IS no principle if the girl is the main aggressor. How can you go and beat the guy's ass if it's the girl that's the main one pursuing him?

Plus, I wouldn't be underestimating the serious-ness of going to WAR with a guy over a girl that's cheating on YOU. Let's just say you go kick that guy's ass, well, do you really think the "fight" or the "war" is over? That **** is just beginning, now you got to kick his boy's ass and now you got to watch your back because you never know when some random f'er is going to come up and jump you.

That's the reality of a "beef" and my question is, WHY go into all of that over a chick that is ACTIVELY not PASSIVELY, but ACTIVELY going out of her way to meet other guys and screw them?