Guitar - An extra weapon

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I'd never pick up a guitar to impress women. And if I did, I wonder how good I'd actually be at it.

Play that sh*t because you love it, not to get some p*ssy. That's just the rewards of what you love or have achieved.

 

[Brazilian_Blues_Boy]

It's good to see some Rush lovers out there !
I even have a motivational post inspired by Resist... look for it if you want to see...

Well, I dig playing metal, the blues, but I also love playing some 80's ballads or even Poppier songs...

You're supposed to be ecletic right?
So why not playing some Bon Jovi to impress the ladies...

Oh... my true metal hell days... How I miss them
I'd tell anyone who'd sing a metallica song with wrong lyrics to f*ck off and start screaming around everywhere I went to...



BBB

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I play the guitar for the love of it, not to get chicks. I dedicate probably two and a half hours everyday to playing this beautiful instrument.

It REALLY does attract the women, though. You don't even have to be that good either; in middle school all I knew was power-chords and I still had women flocking to me.

 

[meh]

Originally posted by Brazilian_Blues_Boy
It's good to see some Rush lovers out there !
I even have a motivational post inspired by Resist... look for it if you want to see...

Well, I dig playing metal, the blues, but I also love playing some 80's ballads or even Poppier songs...

You're supposed to be ecletic right?
So why not playing some Bon Jovi to impress the ladies...

Oh... my true metal hell days... How I miss them
I'd tell anyone who'd sing a metallica song with wrong lyrics to f*ck off and start screaming around everywhere I went to...



BBB

Nice to see a fellow Metallica fan on here.. even though a lot of Metallica isn't anywhere near what I'd class as "screaming" even the old stuff is not a scream.. more of a high pitch yell

But yeah - first of all for tabs - go download Power Tab - at http://www.power-tab.net

Then get the tabs from http://www.powertabs.net

You'll never look back to that "normal" tablature such as mxtabs.
Trust me.

 

[Elimidate]

Great tip.

I've mastered playing and signing "TEARS IN HEAVEN" by Clapton and after taking 8 years of lessons (although I didn't start playing to pick up women) damn, every girl I play it to, gets googly eyes and melts infront me faster than a snowcone in southern Africa.

Elimidate

 

[Rad]

Oh yeah. Rush rocks! I play Tom Sawyer, Limeligh, and Animate on the keyboard well. We all gotta jam to Rush.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Rad
Oh yeah. Rush rocks! I play Tom Sawyer, Limeligh, and Animate on the keyboard well. We all gotta jam to Rush.

It's nice to see the young bucks enjoying old school rock.

"... for the words of the profits are written on the studio wall..."

 

[Six-String Samurai]

How amusing. My two favorite bands are Rush and Metallica! Awesome replies guys, glad you can relate.

 

[K Street]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
It's nice to see the young bucks enjoying old school rock.

Old school rock is the blood of life.

 

[Jason#4]

Guitars are overrated. Almost everyone in my dorm plays the guitar. Just find a hobby that interests you and be great at it.

 

[Gonzalo]

Classical representing

Hello. I 've been playing classical for like 11 years, always for the fun of it. But girls get really amazed when one does some cool stuff. I always make a joke to them when I play for them, when I'm done I turn around and see them and say "oh! you were still here!", I guess I really 'forget' about everything else when I'm playing. If you learn to impress chicks then you miss the point. I play so I forget about them.

"The guitar, just like a woman, fully undresses only in the hands of him who knows how to touch her"

G

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Jason#4
Guitars are overrated. Almost everyone in my dorm plays the guitar. Just find a hobby that interests you and be great at it.

Do you play?

 

[Señor Fingers]

I cant help but laugh because this whole thread conjures up that scene in Animal House when that dude is serenading the sorority chicks with his guitar, and Belushi shows up and just stares at him for a few seconds before grabbing the guitar and smashing it to pieces..LOL!

But yeah.. just about any musical instrument can add to your seductive appeal if you truly love playing it. ...except maybe accordions or bagpipes...(decidedly UN sexy!)

Guitars are particularly suggestive because of their feminine shape which you strum oh so gently. If you have a golden voice it only gets the girls wetter!

Sidenote: One of my natural DJ pals likes to tell girls that he is a musical virtuoso. They always ask what instrument he plays and his reply is "Oh, I play them all! But my specialty is the ****oris." Haha.. my hero.

 

[Rad]

When I whip out my keytar..it always gets emaculant attention. Especially when I solo

 

[Ice Cold]

Re: Classical representing

Originally posted by Gonzalo
I really 'forget' about everything else when I'm playing. If you learn to impress chicks then you miss the point. I play so I forget about them.

Bravo.

What you described here is a phychological phenomenon called trance. You are basically self-hypnotize yourself while playing the guitar. In layman's terms "we get really into it" I do it too.

But the thing is, that women are infinitely more emotional than men are. So when you start singing a slow, romantic song about love and feelings the chicks go into trance and get wet, basically.

After that, you can just say:

- "You know, this is exactly how I feel about a girl I know"
- "really?"
- "yes", and in her ear: "I have a surprize for you, close your eyes"

And then you kiss her and ram it up the butt monkey style.

 

[Jason#4]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Do you play?

I play the guitar and trumpet...they say trumpet players are great kissers.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Jason#4
I play the guitar and trumpet...they say trumpet players are great kissers.

I don't know about trumpet players specifically, but I've known a few women that could blow a mean horn

 

[Jason#4]

Yeah I've been to band camp...it was nothing like American Pie though.

 

[UltimateScoundrel]

Re: Re: Classical representing

Originally posted by Ice Cold
After that, you can just say:

- "You know, this is exactly how I feel about a girl I know"
- "really?"
- "yes", and in her ear: "I have a surprize for you, close your eyes"

And then you kiss her and ram it up the butt monkey style.

Holy Fvck!! I just shat my pants!! That has to be like the funniest thing ever!!

Oh yeah I play guitar, and a good song for seducing women is "Everything" by Stereo Fuse

 

[Gangster Of Love]

All you guitar haters are just a bunch of jealous, repressed, skin-flute players. Get over yourselves.

With that out of the way; yes, a lot of guys play guitar, but how many can play and sing good at the same time; now that's value. And if you can play good classical, man, that will get the chicks wet. That's what I'm talking about.