"Grease my butt, please!!"

[ChocolateMilkFactory]

Before I kick off, lemme get one thing 'straight' here. Hear that? Straight. I'm as staright as 180 degrees, I'm as straight as the Equator, as a matter of fact, I'm as straight as the word itself.

But when you have a girlfriend you love f?cking and can't stop thinking about the feel of her vagina walls around your boner that suddenly, out of the blue tells you "I want your d!ck in my *ssh0le", damn! For any other person, that might just be a chance to cross a fantasy out your check list but for me? The thought of my precious d!ck drilling back and forth an unpleasant smelling, fitid sh!t-tap is a trauma.

She's a nice girl. HB7, and fun to be around. I'm always keen to try something new, and she happens to find that interesting too. She's freaky in bed, and the sex, like nothing I ever had in my life. I happen to have a list of fantasies I'd love to cross out my check list and buttsex is one of them, but I don't think, matter of fact, I know I'm not ready for that now.

Every time we talk dirty, she always brings it up and she knows how uncomfortable it makes me feel but she seem to persist in tryin to convince me to at least try it out even if just one time with her. I'm starting to feel like a b!tch with all these complaints but I need help from you guys. I need your opinions on this matter. This sh!t happens to be all we talk about when we're together. I mean, could she be any freakier?? Damn!!

 

[Thane_Blackwood]

Go ahead and slip it in her *ss. I'm sure that's something quite a few of dudes would like to try. You say that its one of your fantasies why not try it when you've got the opportunity?

 

[ChocolateMilkFactory]

Go ahead and slip it in her *ss. I'm sure that's something quite a few of dudes would like to try. You say that its one of your fantasies why not try it when you've got the opportunity?

Dude, you don't know how that sh!t makes me feel.. Have you tried it before? It's such a disgusting thought to conceive. And the worst--since *ssh0le is associated with gays, the psychological effect.

This is some real crazy sh!t, I tell you.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Relationships are all about compromise. Try one of the small jelly-type dildos with some astroglide gel. Stick that in her ass while you fvck her from behind and she will go nuts. She'll get her anal fix, while at the same time you avoid poop-d!ck. Everyone's a winner.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Troll meter slowly approaching yellow alert...

 

[ezio]

Lol i just had the same convo with my friends today. frankly i'm against anal sex irrespective of who is with. my friends disagreed with me and so wld alot of guys here but i don't give a sh!t( pun fully intended). anal sex is only a step removed from gay sex

 

[Maximummax]

Atom smasher is right,
This site is for advice on dating, Not for techniques on sexual exploration.

 

[ChocolateMilkFactory]

anal sex is only a step removed from gay sex

Exactly right? I mean, that is some real dirty sick twisted sh!t! F?ck butt sex. I hear it's fun though, but F?ck it!!!

Tryin to give me nightmare about the poo-poo on ma balls or something????

 

[Iceberg]

Exactly right? I mean, that is some real dirty sick twisted sh!t! F?ck butt sex. I hear it's fun though, but F?ck it!!!

Tryin to give me nightmare about the poo-poo on ma balls or something????

Do you masturbate? I hear that's pretty gay.

Troll meter slowly approaching yellow alert...

Yep. Good thing I'm not a moderator. I'd be banning people left and right. This forum would dwindle to about 15 people.

 

[loveshogun]

And the worst--since *ssh0le is associated with gays, the psychological effect.

You sure? Are you sure it's not just you worrying about whether you in particular will turn gay, because you might magically start thinking about guys when you put it in?

Anal is awesome, btw. If you're worried about it, don't feed her anything greasy the 10 hours leading up to it, use lots of lube, and do it first in the shower so if any mishaps occur, you're not too weirded out.

Anyway, that's advice I'd give to someone who was ready to try it. You're not mentally ready. You've got too many hangups, and wouldn't enjoy it.

Wait until you're ready, slick.

 

[TonyBaloney]

Wow - Is the this an American site????? Thought that you guys were all doing it over there??

Anal is fantastic!!!! Have done it with every G/F i've ever had - several of those asked for it, which I find a real turn on.

My last freaky ex loved shoving her fingers up my but t which I got addicted too, and when she asked to try a strap on, i said yes - would defo do it again.......

I thought that D'J's in the truest sense of the word were libertines at heart, and liked outrageous revelry????? Come on guys, we're not exactly conforming to societys expectations here are we?

Whack it up her s h i t t e r :crackup:

 

[Who Dares Win]

The same moment I read his line about anal sex related to homosexuals a troll alert popped in my mind as well, especially considering that he only has 5 posts and is registered from few days.

People register on a bord to get infos about something that only that board provides (like picking up girls or leave the friend zone).
There are many other boards that would fit better in his case...if he wasnt a troll of course.

 

[yuppaz]

Trollllllling - but PUT IT IN HER DUMPER!!!

 

[Zarky]

OP is a total troll, but I'm going to use this thread to talk about the fact that I've tried it 3 times with women who thought they wanted it and could never actually do it. Too painful. And trying to get it in for 20 minutes is totally non-sexy (to me).

Secondly, feces -- or the possibility of feces -- is not a turn-on for me.

Third, I hate to see it in porn and don't understand why any dude would be down for it unless he simply wanted to see a girl in pain. Which is fine but not something I'm into. There's a perfectly good hole designed for my pleasure right next door.

Reminds me of a pre-sex "interview" I saw on some porno years back where they asked the girl, "What's your favorite thing about anal sex?" and she said, "When it's over."

 

[metoo]

us never heard of a "high colonic?"

can't edit a topic heading, apparently. It should read "u guys", not us
enema clinics exist. She can be cleaner in her back door than in her vag, if you take some trouble and care that much about it. As for the pain, first use a small dildo, with lots of KY Jelly, then a bigger one, then a lubed butt plug should be left in her backside while you use your **** or tongue and a vibrator to get her REALLY close to climaxing, then REALLY lube up your **** with the jelly, and go for it. While it's illegal, a bit of coke up the nose and in her rectum is a big help. perhaps some lidocaine might be substituted for the coke.

 

[Alle_Gory]

And the worst--since *ssh0le is associated with gays, the psychological effect.

Because you're f*cked up. When I go to the supermarket and I look at a cucumber, you know what I see? A green cucumber, good for salad. Now a busybody middle aged woman would look at a cucumber and scream "dildo! they're selling dildos here, I am so offended that this supermarket would sell this filth in front of the children... yadda yadda"

It's all a matter of perception and how depraved you are inside. You know what is actually associated with gay sex? Men having sex with men.

Do you masturbate? I hear that's pretty gay.

Yeah man. It's a dude stroking a dude's penis. That's pretty gay.

 

[Desdinova]

Threads on stroking men's penises and fvcking the poop-chute belong in Anything Else.

Thread Moved...

 

[horaholic]

While it's illegal, a bit of coke up the nose and in her rectum is a big help. perhaps some lidocaine might be substituted for the coke.

Never heard of that one! Sounds like a waste of coke to me, though.

 

[djokovic77]

Just do it. Seriously I lick my girlfriends ass all the time.

 

[European-DJ]

Grab her by the pony tail, pull her head back - and fvck her brains out...

Remember spanking her once in a while, and if you are scared about the dirt within her Butthole... Wear a condom!