Die Hard
Master Don Juan
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I copied this post from another forum I frequent. I won't post this guy's picture here, but I can tell you he's quite ugly and really fat, which makes his chances with girls slim. Even though his idea is pathetic from most people's viewpoint, I can't help but to admire his creativity
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If you aint that well looking, not too rich and you dont have those social abilitys to make women spread their legs, then you have come to right place. So you ask yourself, why would I take tips from Fiser, that hawto, he probably just show himself and gets laid. Nah man I made this thread to for you guys, I have learnt some **** during my time off the tracker, in the real world as some would call it (even tho internet is a part of the real world -.-).
So I did my lessons, my experimenting and all that and the result is positiv!
the answer is DEAF WOMEN! Yes you heard me, all you need is some simple signs and you'll get going, np! This is because, in the deaf community, hearing boyfriends is see'n as "Status" and you all know that women look for high social status among their friends, so this is why you'll get laid. I tell you man.
If this sounds interesting to you, you should probably learn a few signs they use, for example "you are cute" its not hard to learn at all. and that is all you need really.
So if you go out to take a beer or two and if you see some deaf people, dont fear. Just use that "you are cute sign" from a distanse or go up to them even if you screw up you can act like u dont understand them at all, wich you most likeley dont do! After you've done the sign theyll often wave you over and when you get over there they'll do all sort of signs wich looks retarded. Just show em you dont understand. After that you do this, this is important. You point at your ear and give them a thumbs up so you make clear you can hear, this is to show off you high social status, your power over them.
When you've done all this, sit down with them and start interacting with your cellphone, you usually dont have to write that much, relax drink your beer and flirt some.
This method works, i have myself practised it. It gets easier you more you learn in the sign language, because its even more status to have a hearing boyfriend who can sign really well.
Hope you enjoyed