Got a sickening "wink" for my internet profile

[MatureDJ]

I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:

Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?

Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ...

 

[Latinoman]

I got a "wink" (or whatever a message of interest is called by this site), with the picture of a moocow, with her profile being:



Just what I am looking for, a hog transsexual ...

And I just ate lunch ...

Maybe in a world in which 99% of people were infected...that would be alright. Unfortunatelly (for "her"), she might have to search a parallel World because that's not the case with our World.

 

[DJDamage]

Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?

That is scary, at least he was honest saying he was a fat hermaphrodite.

 

[wjh]

Intersexed? What the heck is that?

 

[mrRuckus]

Intersexed? What the heck is that?

Intramural sports = sports competing only within that college

Interstate commerce = commerce between states


Therefore,
intersex = sex between two genders.
intrasex = the ghey

 

[slaog]

Hello! I am a plus-sized 28 yr old intersexed female. I'm fun, sensual, open-minded, drink socially, don't smoke (smokers ok) and I'm drug/disease free. Looking for a nice, honest guy who is as much of a romantic as I am. Are you the special one?

Lol It doesn't say much for somebody if they're boasting about that.

 

[Paradox]

You should probably re-word your profile

 

[Jitterbug]

It's a bot designed for spamming internet dating sites and for a laugh. Not a real person.

Another kind of bot is the super hot chick who flirts with every single guy to keep them interested in the dating site and forking out more dollars monthly.

If the messages you get don't contain anything specific about your own profile, then you can be sure that it came from a bot.

 

[Mr. Me]

Intersexed? What the heck is that?

It means it can go f#ck himself.

 

[MacAvoy]

When I was on youtube today, I seen an ad for Chubby Gay Guys.

 

[Mr. Me]

Watch this, it's funny:

"Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently"

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/online_dating_helping_pathetic