Got a girl flying from across the US to come see me

[MKS82]

I live on the west coast and this girl lives on the east coast. I fvcked her like 8 years ago. I left and she called me everyday and just got crazy. So anyways I reconnected with her on fb after 8 years. We talked on the phone for a little. She was like if you see me dont expect azz from me bcause we have a past and last time it was like "wam bam thank you maam". Then she bought a ticket and is coming in 2 days for 3 days. She knows my brother she knew hime before me but they were friends and I live with him also so she should be fine.
The main thing is shes like you got an extra bedroom for me? Im like ya the kitchen floor or the hardwood floor in the living room. Shes like making it a point to say she doesnt want to sleep in bed with me atleast at first. So I play it like ya go sleep in another room and you better not sneak in during the night to try any funny business etc. she just laughs.
I know fri were going out and were going to get fvcked up. I guess I cannot say anything go to bed when we get home (drunk probably) and see if she comes in. Any toher suggestions?

 

[WC2]

If she's flying across the country to see you then she probably wants to f*ck you.

The whole 'do you have an extra bedroom' statement was to just negate the fact that she's flying all the way just to f*ck you. It's a typical tactic women use to make them appear less of a wh0re.

Not only that, but it was a test. Not a very important one at that, but still a test.

The right move would have been to say, "Sure! I've got an extra bedroom for you babe, no worries."

And then towards the end of the night when things are getting a little blurry, I'd guarantee that she's finding her way up to your bedroom.

The whole thing is just a front. Play the front and act stupid, then watch it collapse later on in the night.

 

[SexxiKing777]

This woman is on a mission.

It's plaint to see. She doesn't want to fvck you so what can it be?

It's plain as day man. Keep your guard up. Don't believe her and get fvcked

She wants you dead. She's obviously mad about the history you two have together. She can't get the rage out of her head, so she wants to settle things once and for all. She's coming to kill you!

In the middle of the night, when you're knocked out, she's gonna sneak in and try some funny business. She tease you, get you all worked up, fvck you good, then....WHAM! she'll rub ya out. She'll club you over the head with her Tits, cut your d1ick off and then shove it down your throat. Then she'll sit on your face and T-bag you vagina style. It's too awful to imagine

I'd say steer clear of this one. give her a fake address if you have to. Just don't fall for the trap

 

[Ddon1]

^ especially if she's a *****, she will give you a torn tbag with her ****.
worse, she wont even take your wallet.