Got a Date Tonight!

Immaculate

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Ok guys here I go again

Got a cute blonde to meet me up at 7 tonight at a bar for drinks about 2 blocks from my house.

She says she drives a silver mustang and we are gonna meet in the parking lot.

Silver Mustang???

Dayum.. Any tips , witty lines when I first see her??
 

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Originally posted by OneArmDeeJay
Why don’t you tell me?



No message.. call back or not?


Girl from Net Flaked on me.. Should I ignore her when using AIM?

Foreign Girls

What do you guys make of this? Need expert advice!

Should I fly to SFO to meeet HOT chic?

Going call this girl w/ kid tonight to set up 2nd date

Tips to get girls online to come to your house


All those and lots others have been posted in less then 2 weeks time this month. So this tells me a few things.


A) Your trolling

B) You’re 27-year-old man who needs us to treat you like your mamma and hold your hand every step of the way dealing with women.







Either way you need to stop posting and start reading and just live and learn.



Go smack yourself with your one arm, b!tch.
 

Immaculate

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Originally posted by OneArmDeeJay
Why don’t you tell me?



No message.. call back or not?


Girl from Net Flaked on me.. Should I ignore her when using AIM?

Foreign Girls

What do you guys make of this? Need expert advice!

Should I fly to SFO to meeet HOT chic?

Going call this girl w/ kid tonight to set up 2nd date

Tips to get girls online to come to your house


All those and lots others have been posted in less then 2 weeks time this month. So this tells me a few things.


A) Your trolling

B) You’re 27-year-old man who needs us to treat you like your mamma and hold your hand every step of the way dealing with women.







Either way you need to stop posting and start reading and just live and learn.



Go smack yourself with your one arm, b!tch.
 

Immaculate

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Hey I don't give a f@ck about what you think about me. YOu think I'm going to lose any sleep cuz OneArmed thinks I'm a troll? We're supposed to be helping each other out here.

I just don't give a ****.

I'm getting me some ass tonight. Hot Blonde, HB7 i'd say. She driving out to SEE ME. A block from MY house. SHE'S driving 30 Minutes to meet ME. So eat that motherfacker! I could WALK to the bar we're meeting up at in 10 minutes.

That's all I know. I must be doing something right. And this one is 22 , with no kids.

Now take that d!ck out of your a$$.

peace
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
Ouch he got you troll. Your questions suck and have already been answered. Stop wasting time and read the dj bible. Where are the mods to close and delete these threads...


JC

get the f@ck out of here minor u don't know your a$$ from your armpit.
Where are the MODS to ban you from this forum MINOR?
 

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I was wrong. I def DON'T need to land this one.

So we ended up at a table and ordered a big plate of nachos.

Things were going ok. I had one beer. This girl was guzzling down mixed drinks like a friggin alcoholic.

We had good convo. She chain smokes too.

Then somehow we start talking about the current situation in Iraq. She starts praising Bush like he's some sort of god. What a stupid idiot. I said tell that so my friends family who got blown up and didn't even want to be there.

I am vociferously oppsed to this war.

I also noticed she couldn't hold eye contact. She kept looking down. good sign? I don't know.

Ofcourse as soon as the bill came "she had to use the restroom" LOL... 2nd time in a row this happened... so I paid the tab...

Guess what? When she came back from the restroom I was gone.

Think I'll hear from her again?

next please
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
No wonder American women treat you like crap. You ARE crap.

Care to elaborate on that azzhole?

This girl was a stupid b!tch.

She starts comparing the war in Iraq with WWI and WW2. LOL what an idiot.

What an uneducated redneck.

I'm educated azzhole, and I expect my girl to have brains as well.

She wasn't worthy of my time.

BTW, F@ck you.
 

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
No wonder American women treat you like crap. You ARE crap.

You probably don't even know how world War 1 started.

Answer that question...

Go! run to Google!
 

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Did you define what kind of relationship you wanted with her before you went out?

If it was just a casual relationship then what does it matter that she's a chain smoking, hard drinking neo con.

Politics and sex dont mix unless youre Bill Clinton.


Incidently most wars are stage managed to begin. An Austrian Archdukes death at the hands of some Serbian malcontents doesnt provoke over 2 million european deaths by accident.

Hermann Goerring, the Nazi propoganda chief summed it up at the Nuremburg War Trials in 1946....

"Naturally, the common people don't want war... (but) it is always a simple matter to drag people along ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country.
 

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Because you're posting stupid questions on here because you want us to hold your wittle hand every time you meet a girl cuz you can't do anything yourself.

At least I know how World War 1 started. Dumbass.
 

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Over it.

Got a date with a cute, VERY nice and sweet Japanese girl tomorrow night. **SHE** called ME tonight and left a v/m prractically begging me to call her back for a date.

Now that's what I'm taking about. A girl that doesn't play games, treat their date like sh!t.

I hear Japanese women actually treat men with much respect.

This will be my first Asian experience... I can't wait!
 

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Why and the fvck would you pay the tab? Tell the waiter or hostess or mattress or who ever the fvck that she skipped out on her bill and give a description of the silver 'stank.

Dude, you're giving her a round of free guzzles so that some real guy can throw her on a bed and dump a load in her.


If you'd gotten anything outta the info here it's DO NOT BRING THE B1TCHES OUT TO DINNER! A cup of coffee won't leave your wallet empty and crying.


Karma
 

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These relationships sound fictional. It's pretty sad that you need to make up stuff on this forum.

Also the way you talk is idiotic. I can't imagine you holding any sort of conversation with a woman with an IQ above 85. :down:
 

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You're an idiot.

I just scored hard tonight.

too bad you sat home alone jerking off.
 
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