Good voice mail message
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ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I used to f.uck with people by doing the whole pretend like you're answering the phone, then laugh as they start a conversation and call em a sucker. Then I thought, what happens when my boss calls up? lol!
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you want a voice mail that your boss can call you and not fire you on the spot.
you also want to sound like you have some maturity. just say your damn name and keep it brief..
I have this thing about not liking to hear my voice, so I don't have a voice mail, it's just that automated woman
you also want to sound like you have some maturity. just say your damn name and keep it brief..
I have this thing about not liking to hear my voice, so I don't have a voice mail, it's just that automated woman
Themanthatcan
Senior Don Juan
"Hey it's _________. I can't come to the phone right now but leave a quick message and i'll try to get back to you"
Themanthatcan
Senior Don Juan
Or "Hey it's _______. If your important, leave a message- If not...........just hang up the phone."
Themanthatcan
Senior Don Juan
OR.............." Hey it's _________. Keep calling........ I might answer"
(in a sarcastic tone)
(in a sarcastic tone)
Michele l'Arcangelo
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exactly.backbreaker said:
obsidian, music in the background? honestly thats lame. i'll honestly say that i play off of people that do that... i usually joke about people that do that.
there's no need to force people to listen to your music on a ****ty phone speaker... it's kinda like those idiots who buy call tones (not ringers) instead of hearing a ring in the earphone. if they were interested in your music... they'd ask you what music you like.
snorida, no way... that's trying too hard... it's implying you're TRYING WAY to hard with the C&F with girls. why would you waste TWO good voicemail messages (or even buy a 2nd line) dedicated to girls that shouldn't even be calling you (balls always in your field... you call them when you need something).
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"Hey, it's DJ Strawberry, leave a message and I'll call you back"
HaremMasterThomas
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Do you really use your So Suave log in names on your voice mails.
davester88
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my answering machine says
" Hey, sorry I missed your call, but I'm out making changes in my life. And if I don't call you back, your probably one of them"
gets em every time
" Hey, sorry I missed your call, but I'm out making changes in my life. And if I don't call you back, your probably one of them"
gets em every time
jookins wtf man lol,
"What does your voice mail greeting sound like and whats a good way to record one?"
What are Business Clients calling you or something? Lol, wtf dude.
You wnat a great VM for chicks? Do a natural, relaxed, sexy one.
Get into a nice, cool, sexual state of mind,
"what's up baby.....this j...i'm not here right now...but leave me a message...and i'll get back at u....1...."
I mean, I told you guys my thing before. I always have phone sex with my chicks first. Then our first "date" is a sexual encounter. After that, I determine whether or not I will continue with her as a fvck partner of if I actually like her and if she fulfills my needs.
But at first, just keep everything light, cool, relaxed, and sexual.....I mean, stop ruining the mood with your over-analysing bullshyt...this chick is trying to nvt over here. Remember AT THE BEGINNING, all the chick is trying to do is bust a God Damn Nvt. Okay, so keep it sexual, and allow her to bust some great nvts. Now, after we've discovered that we can have great sex together, NOOOWWWW, a "relationship" could be next.
But remember, the process with women is this.
1. Find a Great Fvck First
2. Find a Great Relationship Second
Don't think that you are getting to second base without knowing how to fvck her mind then fvck her body. Dude, it ain't happening, and that's why AFCS and guys that are sooo nice to not want to be sexual to a girl, this is why these guys are great for relationships but can get NOWHERE WITH THE CHICK.
The chick's process is that you must BE A GOOD FVCKER FIRST.
GOOD FVCKER FIRST....write that down.
- DJF
"What does your voice mail greeting sound like and whats a good way to record one?"
What are Business Clients calling you or something? Lol, wtf dude.
You wnat a great VM for chicks? Do a natural, relaxed, sexy one.
Get into a nice, cool, sexual state of mind,
"what's up baby.....this j...i'm not here right now...but leave me a message...and i'll get back at u....1...."
I mean, I told you guys my thing before. I always have phone sex with my chicks first. Then our first "date" is a sexual encounter. After that, I determine whether or not I will continue with her as a fvck partner of if I actually like her and if she fulfills my needs.
But at first, just keep everything light, cool, relaxed, and sexual.....I mean, stop ruining the mood with your over-analysing bullshyt...this chick is trying to nvt over here. Remember AT THE BEGINNING, all the chick is trying to do is bust a God Damn Nvt. Okay, so keep it sexual, and allow her to bust some great nvts. Now, after we've discovered that we can have great sex together, NOOOWWWW, a "relationship" could be next.
But remember, the process with women is this.
1. Find a Great Fvck First
2. Find a Great Relationship Second
Don't think that you are getting to second base without knowing how to fvck her mind then fvck her body. Dude, it ain't happening, and that's why AFCS and guys that are sooo nice to not want to be sexual to a girl, this is why these guys are great for relationships but can get NOWHERE WITH THE CHICK.
The chick's process is that you must BE A GOOD FVCKER FIRST.
GOOD FVCKER FIRST....write that down.
- DJF