good comebacks when hb slams u.

[daguru]

just wanted to learn some more good comebacks, when an hb slams u. for e.g. one time i opened a 2 set and it was going ok, than this girl comes back (i think she was in the bathroom), and is pissed, just blows the conversation i was having with the other 2 girls away. then i was talking with this 3 set all girls and the main one asks me,how much r u getting paid to talk with us?

i know hb throw test all the time. the more practice we get the better. but how do u know wat to say to tackle those responses and be the one in control???

 

[kdnash82]

i know what you mean. i'm usually not too good with coming up with things when i'm put on the spot. if i was in that type of situation i would probably choke on words, and as i'm walking away feeling a little pissed, i would think about some very awesome comeback, which of course at this point is too late.

if i did think of something on the spot, it would probably be something that didn't come off as c&f and piss the other two girls off two.

"you must be pmsing.... did you just come back from changing your tampon or something?"

i've never said this, but i would probably say something to this effect that would piss off the other two friends. personally, i would rather come off as the a**hol* d***he**, rather than the spineless whimp. in either case, i would shake my head and smile and walk away.

 

[Flabbergasped?]

Sometimes, I'll be gaming when drunk. That's when I'm screwed. When I'm sober, I usually pwn b!tches into oblivion though.

Be level-headed when you spit your game, and you can usually come up with something. What works even better is ignoring the ****blocker. If you're in a 3-set, find a girl that's interested, and say directly to her, "is she always like this?" If the ****blocker keeps at it, she just looks like a b!tch to her friends, and that's the ultimate slap to the face of a ****blocker, when the girls she's there with abandon her.

 

[samaka]

just wanted to learn some more good comebacks.....i was talking with this 3 set all girls and the main one asks me,how much r u getting paid to talk with us?

$250 per hour plus a $150 bonus for each chick you get more than a BJ from. You say it without smiling and as if it's 100% true and stare her down till she replies.

 

[Kev07]

I really like the way Tucker Max deals with b!tches. www.tuckermax.com

however, he doesn't have some sort of a "comeback" section of his site, but if you read his stuff (which i would recommend anyway because it's freaking hilarious) you'll get a whole new way of thinking/ reacting to women in your arsenal.


He makes many fat girl jokes, heres one i liked

in response to a fat girl trying to ****block him: "Don't you have better things to worry about than your friend's sex life, like your expanding waistline?" or something like that, not sure how the exact quote goes.

or when he gets blown off:
"Ok, that's cool, because I would rather be deaf than listen to you for another second."


Flabbergasped?'s way seems like it would work really well also.

 

[kdnash82]

I really like the way Tucker Max deals with b!tches. www.tuckermax.com

TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

 

[Boschy]

I usually do the polite thing. A soft touch on the shoulder, half-turn away, smile, and say "Well [NAME], it was lovely to make your acquaintence."

Then I saunter away to chat-up other women in the same venue. This is not to 'get even', but a bonus might be that your ex-targets may see you and get jealous, assuming you're not bombing out, heh heh.

It's like the saying goes, getting upset easily is a sign of insecurity. Or expressed in my terms, if she doesn't know you personally, you can't take her knock-back personally.

And since I visit the same venues over and over again, I don't want to burn any bridges. Next time just pretend nothing happened, say hello as if you are old friends (I mean that literally, refer to Leil Lowndes book How to Talk to Anyone), then continue on your way into the venue with your friends.

 

[Jay Jay]

If you I can't think of a witty come back.

I act like it doesn't bother me.

I do it with an attitude that I am aware that she was trying to be rude but so above that **** it makes absolutely no emotional impact on me whatsoever.

If they lighten up good. If she continues to be rude say with dignity "well you girls have a nice night," and eject.

Just don't ever lose your equilibrium becasue of a girl.

JJ

 

[Cenotaph]

I've read Mystery never responds directly to the S-test.. really destroys your worth…

My favorite (tried and tested) response is to right after the response:
-look at her funny, head tilt
-ask her to smile for me (she does)
-Point to my own canine and say “Love, You’ve got something right here” (smile)

Dodges the Stest and negs her immediately after the bad behavior... usually target gets embarrassed.. drunk friends laugh at her.

 

[rrrrr]

what was that comment supposed to mean, that your friends paid you to go talk to her to give you reason to move in?

 

[raspliffarian]

"talking to you is priceless baby"

*wink*

*smile*