Good comeback to "I miss you"!?

Francisco d'Anconia

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
What's wrong with make up sex? I like it when girls use me as a sex toy. :up:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
 

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ROTFL

Of course cold pizza the following morning isn't half bad. Chase it with a beer and you've got the breakfast of champions.
 

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You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

beautiful!
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
You ever eaten really good pizza and beer and regurgitated it to eat it again because it was so good the first time? :nervous:
Holy shyt. That's a hell of an impressive laugh :crackup:
Props for that one!
 

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This is my response to a chick that told me that:

Her: I'm going to miss you when you leave
Me: You don't have too, give me your number.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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lol when the ex bomb dropped i just laughed.. two rules of thumb

NEVER take back an ex
NEVER take back a woman that's left your life completley
 
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