Going up to a girl terminator style

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LMAO

funny stuff here.

I will give the terminator routine a shot and see what happens :)
 

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after you **** her yell "you have been terminated" works every time
 

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Originally posted by flava
after you **** her yell "you have been terminated" works every time
girl
flava

girl: ugn, ugn, oh baby, don't stop
flava: oh baby, time to go, -busts-
flava: ...
girl: mmm... -swallows-
flava: you have been terminated...
flava: -to the mirror- I'll be back...

:)
 

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hahahaha, im deffinately using some of these lines as my friends say i remind them of the terminator
 

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Originally posted by Saine
girl
flava

girl: ugn, ugn, oh baby, don't stop
flava: oh baby, time to go, -busts-
flava: ...
girl: mmm... -swallows-
flava: you have been terminated...
flava: -to the mirror- I'll be back...

:)
LOL:D
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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Originally posted by GigaloDJ
"Your number, give it to me, NOW."
him (GigaloDJ)
her

him: your number, give it to me... NOW!
her: police! rape! rape!
him: *stands there with question marks on his head*
him: um...
her: *kicks him in the left nut*
him: FUGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!!!!
her: no, I'm not giving you my number *walks away*
him: FUGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!!!! MY BALL YOU STUPID *****!

:D Hahah.
 

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HAHAHHAHA this was the funniest post I've read in a long time

but you do have a point

and i love the terminator, I was the terminator for halloween
 

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Originally posted by Jvesti
HAHAHHAHA this was the funniest post I've read in a long time

but you do have a point

and i love the terminator, I was the terminator for halloween
Lol, I love doing this. It's funny.

Jvesti as terminator (him, as usual)

him: trick or- *gets cut off*
boy1: OH GOD SPERMINATOR, HE'S BACK!
boy2: it's terminator stupid
boy1: *loads shotgun*
him: is that loaded?
boy2: shoot him, he could talk?!
him: oh ****, they're for real *runs like a chicken*

Hahaha. I'd run too.
 
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