Going to a party? Try this out.

[Sammo]

NOTE: While reading this post don't think that im trying to say girls should be your main focus in life, but when i go to a party i ultimately want to talk to my mate's, have a good time, and hook up with a chick. This post is here to help those people who are having a hard time with the hooking up part. This will work better if your relaxed and having a good time

This is my course of action for every party i go to.

1. Find out about the next party that is going down. Get the date, adress, phone number, everything! For the younger guys make sure your parents are all right with it, make sure your mate's are going, make sure ladie's are going and make sure you have the alcohol (This is optional of course, i recomend the shyer guys to use this, dont get completely wasted just enough to supply with you some fake confidence, i reccomend dropping the alcohol as you get better at this)

1.5(optional). Get motivaed, read your favourite motivational posts on sosuave and listen to your favourite songs. Remind yourself of the quotes that have gone over and over in your head that have driven you to the point that you are at now.

2. Rock up with a few mate's, I personally like to turn up with 1 or 2 friends because it ensures that everyone has noticed you rather then turning up in a group which may mean people miss you. It's not really that important though.

3. Relax, start having a good time, talk to your mate's for a while just get used to the scene. Check out the girls see who the hottest girls are, who your primary targets for the night are and who are your back ups just incase your primary chute doesnt open. Make sure you leave enough time for all the guests to arrive, dont wait to long though or else most of the girls will be taken and/or v drunk and you would be considered an ******* for "taking advantage of them".

4. Find a wing man. Find your pimping partner i only use my closest friends for this one, it also helps if they are good with the ladies. Just walk up to them and say something like "Hey man, lets go pick up", unless your friends are homo's or extremely insecure then im sure someone will go with you.

5. Start at the hottest girl first (or your primary target) and work your way down the ladder. Talk to the girls normally, as described in the DJ bible.

6. Be on the look out for buying signals, all the obvious boy language signals will be overly obvious while the girl is intoxicated , chances are she is going to hook up that night and your job is to make sure its you (well atleast you first ).

7. Go fot it. There's going to come a time when you have to be the man and close the deal, just go for the kiss , dont say anything just be a ****ing man and go for it. If she rejects you then just say "Thats right, you wish you could have me", chicks hate it, its ****en mad.

8. Take it somewhere more private. Take her maybe to a park near the party or somewhere darker depending on how far you want to get .

9. Keep kissing, start with the fingering and kissing for a while. Remember to take it slowly, the plan is to make her a horny as possible (especially if you want head, its hard to make some girls do it). Take it slowly, kiss her, rub her, finger her.

10. When you feel the time is right grab her hand and move it onto your **** (assuming she doesnt do it herself), when she is about to give you a hand job whisper in her ear "can you go down", and maybe she will .

11. Go for the **** close if you want, its up to you from here maybe you can go try it again if there's still time.

Hope this helped someone..

 

[Drow]

Nice post. Straight to the point, no BS. A few comments..

5. Start at the hottest girl first (or your primary target) and work your way down the ladder. Talk to the girls normally, as described in the DJ bible.

I wouldn't neccasarily start with the hottest girl first. You can talk to other chicks (2nd or 3rd hottest) for getting your confidence up, social proof, plus the ladder system doesn't work. The other girls are going to see you hit on the hottest girl first and they arn't going to like that.

As for body language, if she is touching you frequently thats USUALLY a good indicator shes into you. Then progress it from there..

The bathroom is not a good place to be "private".. even if it 'locks.

At a party talk to everyone. DO NOT stick with just your friends. Branch out, make new friends, and talk to all the girls you see. Even the not so hot ones. Just be friendly.

 

[JoE BoXeR]

Great post!!!

I think I do all that for the most part but good to give me something to look at the next time I'm headin out to a party.

I might take the liberty of adding a tip or two of my own tomorrow but for now just a quick question regarding:

"Thats right, you wish you could have me"

(as the reponse to a girl who rejects your kiss)

It seems to me that that would cause her to sneer at you or possibly even get up and leave. Maybe I'm not exactly sure what you meant but again I think you could replace that with different kind of response. Any suggestions?

 

[die4me]

Good post! What about if the people you're with are the type that when you say "let's go get our btches" they would react like "i wanna see you do it first."

Most of the guys I know would say "hell yeah" or something similar, but what would you do in the situation above, where the other person most likely has a low self-esteem?

 

[Mikelo2k]

Good Post ;D

"Start with the kissing and fingering"

Holy ****, kissing is now considered the same level as fingering? :X

Well, I guess when you are drunk then its all good But I'm pretty sure if you be stickin your fingers into the girls pants soon as you start kissing if she is Sober, then she may freak out ;P Or am I wrong?

 

[Julian]

Lol this post made me smile. This is pimp advice.

 

[Luscious]

Originally posted by Sammo

2. Rock up with a few mate's, I personally like to turn up with 1 or 2 friends because it ensures that everyone has noticed you rather then turning up in a group which may mean people miss you. It's not really that important though.

Personally, it worked a LOT better for me, when I would show up solo or with a girl, in my partying times...

If you're going to show up solo - Looking to grab attention? Do something ridiculous, such as ringing the doorbell as you enter, or wearing an orange pimp hat. If you are looking for action, you first need attention. Be DAMN sure to look good, and don't show up hammered. If you're solo, you want to be smooth.

If you're showing up in a group - Walk in first, and introduce the group to the host of the party. Personally, I wouldn't recommend showing up in a group, when considering Sammo's post...

The whole goal of Sammo's post is to get action at a party. If that's what you're into, remember: MORE ATTENTION = MORE ACTION. You want chicks to notice you, so that you're already getting a 'foot in the door' when you approach them later on.


No guarantees on this...when I partied hard, though, this stuff worked for me.

 

[toot86]

man!

Dam this guy is working at a A Advanced level .. Or something.. Or maybe the girls in austrilia are that easy..

how many times have you gotten this type of action .. sammo .


Iam impressed.


I might be moving to austrillia if he says atleast 2 times a week

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by Drow
I wouldn't neccasarily start with the hottest girl first. You can talk to other chicks (2nd or 3rd hottest) for getting your confidence up, social proof, plus the ladder system doesn't work. The other girls are going to see you hit on the hottest girl first and they arn't going to like that.

Yeah maybe i came across wrong, what i was trying to imply is make your move on the hottest chick first and then move down to your secondary targets.

As for body language, if she is touching you frequently thats USUALLY a good indicator shes into you. Then progress it from there..

Yup! Of course that isn't true if your dealing with a sunshine girl.

The bathroom is not a good place to be "private".. even if it 'locks.

Yeah i prefer, away from the party. Up the road, at a park nearby, at your house would be ace though. But we have to settle with what we have sometimes.

At a party talk to everyone. DO NOT stick with just your friends. Branch out, make new friends, and talk to all the girls you see. Even the not so hot ones. Just be friendly.

Yeah thats good, dont be hammered while your doing this however, you just look like a ****in jackass.

 

[jmm854]

make sure your mate's are going, make sure ladie's are going and make sure you have the alcohol (This is optional of course, i recomend the shyer guys to use this, dont get completely wasted just enough to supply with you some fake confidence, i reccomend dropping the alcohol as you get better at this)

This is great advice. I'm not advocating alcohol consumption or anything but if in fact you're looking for some action and you're not the best pimp in the world, it will get the job done for you.

Two things to remember though. One, follow Sammo's advice and DON'T drink too much. Nobody likes the completely piss-ass drunk at any party. My advice is drink as much beer as you want, but if the hard **** starts getting passed around, don't have any. Most times on beer alone you'll get full from it before you really get wasted, whereas it only takes few shots of liquor to really f*ck you up. Also, make sure if you drink it's cool to STAY THERE. Don't get in the car afterwards gentlemen, it may be for the last time.

A couple other things I just thought of...one thing you REALLY WANT TO AVOID is throwing up at a party. A couple things you can do to prevent this is to eat something fairly heavy, just go out to dinner with your friends or something, before you show up. The other thing is to avoid mixing alcohol. Mixing beer and liquor doesn't settle in your stomach and you'll be throwing it up in no time, just stick to one or the other, preferably beer.

And most importantly, GET YOURSELF LAID!!

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by JoE BoXeR
(as the reponse to a girl who rejects your kiss)

It seems to me that that would cause her to sneer at you or possibly even get up and leave. Maybe I'm not exactly sure what you meant but again I think you could replace that with different kind of response. Any suggestions?

Yeah I know what your saying here, i dont ussually try this stuff on girls i know (but it has worked before) i ussually try it on girls that i will probably never see again, so i like to have a bit of fun even if i do get rejected. Your not there to be her friend, your there to get some action and if they dont give you that then they are no use to you.

I know that sounds terrible, but its true for most of those party sluts.

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by die4me
Good post! What about if the people you're with are the type that when you say "let's go get our btches" they would react like "i wanna see you do it first."

Say something like "Allright, be my wingman, ill show you how its done", and then go and do exactly that, show the ***** hows its done.

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by Mikelo2k
Well, I guess when you are drunk then its all good But I'm pretty sure if you be stickin your fingers into the girls pants soon as you start kissing if she is Sober, then she may freak out ;P Or am I wrong?

Yeah, make sure you guys are pretty private, but go for the fingering anyway, but seriously if she is going to freak out when you try to figure her then how do you expect her to give u head? Or get sex? If she freaks out when you finger her then just leave it there and go look for another target.

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by Julian
Lol this post made me smile. This is pimp advice.

Cheers mate, alot of the advice in this post came from a natural DJ i know. He is the biggest pimp i know and he has taught me most of what i know.

 

[Sammo]

Re: Re: Going to a party? Try this out.

Originally posted by Luscious
Personally, it worked a LOT better for me, when I would show up solo or with a girl, in my partying times...

If you're going to show up solo - Looking to grab attention? Do something ridiculous, such as ringing the doorbell as you enter, or wearing an orange pimp hat. If you are looking for action, you first need attention. Be DAMN sure to look good, and don't show up hammered. If you're solo, you want to be smooth.

If you're showing up in a group - Walk in first, and introduce the group to the host of the party. Personally, I wouldn't recommend showing up in a group, when considering Sammo's post...

The whole goal of Sammo's post is to get action at a party. If that's what you're into, remember: MORE ATTENTION = MORE ACTION. You want chicks to notice you, so that you're already getting a 'foot in the door' when you approach them later on.


No guarantees on this...when I partied hard, though, this stuff worked for me.

Great advice man, im going to have to try some of this **** out. Your right about the attention = action. Great reply.

 

[Sammo]

Re: man!

Originally posted by toot86
Dam this guy is working at a A Advanced level .. Or something.. Or maybe the girls in austrilia are that easy..

how many times have you gotten this type of action .. sammo .


Iam impressed.


I might be moving to austrillia if he says atleast 2 times a week

haha, it's not going to work unless your feeling great and having fun, thats the most important thing. When im in a good mood my success rate is something like 80% but when im in a bad mood its more like 10% with fuglys anyway.

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by jmm854
This is great advice. I'm not advocating alcohol consumption or anything but if in fact you're looking for some action and you're not the best pimp in the world, it will get the job done for you.

Two things to remember though. One, follow Sammo's advice and DON'T drink too much. Nobody likes the completely piss-ass drunk at any party. My advice is drink as much beer as you want, but if the hard **** starts getting passed around, don't have any. Most times on beer alone you'll get full from it before you really get wasted, whereas it only takes few shots of liquor to really f*ck you up. Also, make sure if you drink it's cool to STAY THERE. Don't get in the car afterwards gentlemen, it may be for the last time.

A couple other things I just thought of...one thing you REALLY WANT TO AVOID is throwing up at a party. A couple things you can do to prevent this is to eat something fairly heavy, just go out to dinner with your friends or something, before you show up. The other thing is to avoid mixing alcohol. Mixing beer and liquor doesn't settle in your stomach and you'll be throwing it up in no time, just stick to one or the other, preferably beer.

And most importantly, GET YOURSELF LAID!!

Great advice, its all true.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Sammo
Yeah, make sure you guys are pretty private, but go for the fingering anyway, but seriously if she is going to freak out when you try to figure her then how do you expect her to give u head? Or get sex? If she freaks out when you finger her then just leave it there and go look for another target.

You don't start kissing her, then go for her pants two minutes later man. Warm her up. Kissing, making out, hands everywhere, under the shirt, under the bra, maybe even a massage (atleast, that's what I do ), THEN go for the pants, but slowly.

 

[es_mer8]

I got a woody from reading this...good job.

I have to echo the alcohol consumption. Being buzzed is fun but being piss drunk is not. I've been to enough parties to know that 3-4 beers is it for me. I get a good buzz and I can sober up in 2 hours or so instead of be the loser that has to sleep at the house because he was too drunk to drive. After the buzz, you just feel like sh1t. I often times wonder why people choose to get that wasted. I did that twice. The first time was not fun as I threw up like 10 times in 5 minutes and threw up all over these really nice shoes that were wrecked (I was too drunk to wipe the puke off). The second time I felt so bad that I was nearly in tears because I wanted the sh1tty feeling to stop. So from then on, I just get buzzed. I recommend stopping at that level.

2. Rock up with a few mate's, I personally like to turn up with 1 or 2 friends because it ensures that everyone has noticed you rather then turning up in a group which may mean people miss you. It's not really that important though

I always go in alone. I like to have various entrances. The thing is, whenever I show up, about 10-15 people go "Hey es_mer8, whats up?" in a loud voice. The girls notice and join in too. Yes, its lame that they do that but they know I'm in the building and the real party begins. Most of the people at parties are stiffs and I am usually the liveliest one there. It works for and against me though. Some girls like it but most don't. Most don't because most of them are stuck up like that which sucks...for them.

3. Relax, start having a good time, talk to your mate's for a while just get used to the scene.

Yeah. I also take this time to ask who is going to be there. Then I open up a can of Bud Light (for some reason, nobody ever brings regular beer) and start sipping. I never drink the whole can down. I usually start on the hunt for girls after my first beer is gone. I don't feel any different until I'm almost done with the second can.

Make sure you leave enough time for all the guests to arrive, dont wait to long though or else most of the girls will be taken and/or v drunk and you would be considered an ******* for "taking advantage of them".

Excellent advice. All too often I begin to pu$$y out and by the time I chalk up some confidence, they are leaving or they are talking to some guy and its all over. I recommend that after 15-20 minutes of hanging with your friends, you pursue the girls or else you will begin to start losing them.

Find a wing man.

I recommend this for newbie DJs but I never liked the idea of wingmen. Its almost like riding a bicycle with training wheels on it. It helps the newbies out but seasoned DJs should always be on the hunt solo. My plan is if there is a group, talk to all of them, be funny and establish a bit of rapport (not too much as this is a party) Then shortly after, motion the girl you want over to you to work the moves on her. Maybe its also because nobody I know is a worthy wingman.

Keep kissing, start with the fingering and kissing for a while. Remember to take it slowly, the plan is to make her a horny as possible (especially if you want head, its hard to make some girls do it). Take it slowly, kiss her, rub her, finger her.

God I love fingering. Most girls at these parties don't want to have sex (I've tried and so have many others) and this is often the farthest they go. A lot of times they have boyfriends and they feel that fingering is the farthest they get before its considered cheating. A recent party I attended, I fingered this girl that was almost as good as sex. I also like to feel and squeeze their T&A. I've never met a girl that I've done this to that did not like it. A person I know's girlfriend was talking and flirting with me but I'm not a bastard that bangs people's gfs admittingly plus I had a girl of my own. So we make out and I'm violating that ass with my hands. Pretty soon she takes my hands and puts them in her pants! I take one hand out to massage the ass and another to finger. Nothing beats fingering a wet pu$$y. I fingered her until she orgasmed (she tried to keep it down) and then that was that. I had such a boner that it took about 20 minutes before it went away.

Before the said fingering, I never really was a fan of it (I would rather go for the f*ck close) but now I've become a fan. So I wholeheartedly support fingering.