where do i start, i feel like i just smashed a stripper..
this chick shows up covered in sparkles n sh! t, i grabbed her and made out with her and.. i was shocked to realize shes not a very good kisser.
so on the ride i busted her balls for it a bit and she claimed i was the problem.
as were playin pool she mentions that shes already decided what she wants from me, and its a hit n run (she was half joking) keep in mind she previously told me she doesnt want casual sex anymore
also she IS literally a trust fund baby, has millions from her grandparents, i was dead on with that read
so we get to my house and i show her my book collection that she was so intrigied to see except she wasnt as intrigued on the spot (which didnt surprise me cuz did i say she reminds me of a stripper?)
then we bust out the chess and although indeed she CAN play, she starts sayin how shes too horny to think and wants to phuck to clear her mind n think better...
at this point im like what in the phuck man. is this chick really such a wh0re?
so i bust her balls a bit n tell her to phuck off and play but she keeps whinin so im like wow ok and we phuck. no rubber btw, probably Mistake, but she does have kidney decease and gets tested all the time apparently, still, she took my word for it that im. clean, total sl ut IMO
literally, one of the crappiest phucks ive had (and she told me 50 times how once i phuck her ill fall for her)
i mean, she was like some porn star wanabe, sayin harder harder yea baby phuck me hard, im like wow this is killing my erection
after a while it literally did lol, plus i got really hot cuz i was slamming her max, which also doesnt help me
so im like come here i need to cool down flip her around and we chat for a bit as i massage her all over, then i finish with a really hard phuck, and she actually came all over me right before i did all over her (which u could tell is not easy for her obviously, cuz she absolutely phucking cannot let go like a normal person, shes in like this weird porno acting mode)
i hate chicks like this but shes super cute so when she asked me after if i like her im like yea sure and shes like told u not to like me... lol
from this point on the most annoying bak n forth ensues with her askin me dumb questions and playing aloof
then shes like i gota go, im like im too tired to drive, crash here, shes like naw gota feed my cat... lol?
im like whatever do what u gota do and shes askin about a cab and HOw much IT will cost? like wtf
after a while im like u know what lets go ill phuckin drive u ur blowin my buzz, and shes like i wouldve never thot u wud want me to crash here or i wudve planned for it, im. like. cool it doesnt matter but she wont let it go
on the ride she keeps up wit the dumb questions, tryin to gauge my intrest, im like ur annoying why do u act like a lil kid shes like haha yea i know sorry but i just need to know everything straight up, im like for the umpteenth time, i like you, shes like i like u too but ur too abrasive for me
im like thats only surface im sweet at the core (whereas she told me before shes sweet on the surface but STALE inside, which i now totally believe, but at the time she said shes not REAlLY stale, but thats our secret, like what in the phuck? mental much? )
said she wants to chill. later this week so obv hit n run was bullsh!t
txts me last nite says i had a nice time, im like nice is an insult, either say amazing or say nothing
txts me today and says she wants to know what someone is feeling doesnt wana wonder (like a guy) and the fact she wouldve never thot id want her sleepin over means she feels like im gaming her
im like it. feels like that cuz i dont take randoms seriously, and when i told u that i like u, u said u told me not to like u, so wtf?
at this point im like whatever, shes not even worth being a fwb, mite as well shoot for the gusto and use her for her $ for a while cuz i have no soul
i cant believe a chick that seemed to smart and well rounded is so phucking braindead, sick variance.