Chic at the counter..
TESTED AND VERIFIED FOR EFFICIENCY
i go into a shop and see a FYYYYYYNE ass breezy behind the counter.
i check some jeans and move to the tshirt section..
she walks up, "Hi, how are you today? can i help you at all?"
Me: "yeh im supposed to be going out on a date tonight with this gorgoues chic so im lookin for a pair of jeans and t.."
She: "oh yeh we got...blah blahl blah"
Me: hey where you from?
She: <surprised> Adelaide..
Me: Oh..its just ur accent didnt sound like ur from here..but cool,nice city.
She: yeh im here for.....
Me: <<looking at her hands.>> has anyone ever told you theres smtn very! interesting about ur hands?
She: no...what is it?
Me: Do you read national geo?
Her: i watch national geo..
Me: Ok i hardly do this yeh, im no geek but i was reading on a national geography edition and it was interesting, talking about peoples hands tell alot about them and the way they do things.
Her: really? ok..and what about my hands?
Me: Well its raising some questions in my head..
Her: Like?
Me: <<gesture her to put her hand in urs>> let me see here....<<look at it with interesting looks>>hmmmm..you got a pen and paper?
Her: yeh..??
Me: Ok write something...
Her: Like what..
Me: Your name..
Her: Michelle <<writes it out>>
Me: hmmmm..yeh...ok not bad..we gotta check out how you write numbers <
> write down your phone number..
Her: hahahahhahaa no.how about i just write 1 to 10?
Me: Ok but i cant give you a proper answer..
Her: <<writes 1 to 10>> see now?
Me: Yeh i was right...
Her: What?
Me: You're writing skills are almost as good as you're hands look..but i cant really tell fully coz you didnt write ur phone number down michelle! this test is flawed!
Her: hahahha.
Me: i think i need to conduct more tests.....what time do you finish work tonight?
Her: 6pm..
Me: Well what time do i pick you up for the coffee? from where?
her: hahahaha...but what about ur date tonight?
Me: Yeh thats what im talkin about..i thought you knew it was u accompanying me..
her: hahahhaa...you're real ****y huh..do you do this all the time?
Me: honestly..no..but i you're hands brought the dark side out..
Her: hehehe..8pm ill be at the Gloria Jeans cafe in town?
Me: cool..we need to find out what else can you do with ur hands? <<..wink wink..>>
Her: hahaha..do i wanna know whats goin on in ur head right now?
Me: huh?! im sorry i dont get nasty on the first date
!oh by the way...seriously..if we're ur gonna wanna get to know me im gonna have to take ur number down...strictly for security purposes only..
Her: hahahahahahha +xxxxxxxxxx; abuse it and you lose it!
Me:...no faith in a young man...you know things like that is what affects young men of today..tssk tssk...
Her: hahahha..im sorry i just dont give out my number to strangers.
Me: well im giving you a chance to change that tonight over coffee
.ill see you at 8....brings them fine hands of yours!!..gotta run..
Her: K tonight bye..
that worked out well...she was amazing with her hands...i used that "hands" for the rest of our relationship and she always tried to maintain that level of performance..hehehe
You see two girls walking. NEVER TESTED..JUST CAME UP WITH IT SITTIN HERE
go to the one thats not your target.
You: Excuse me
her: ?
You: Listen this may sound wierd but i have cousin whose birthday it is tomoro.and odd enough she looks exactly! like you minus the gorgeous! friend you've got..so im wondering if you could help me out..itll only take a second.
her: NO F Off <<in which case you say "ok in all honesty i came to talk to ur friend but the b!tch routine just killed it">>
OR
she is trying to qualify herself while your target is blushing or gigling
her: Ok what can i help you with?
you: Well i think my cousin needs hott friends like the one you have, and what better gift than to bring one to her bday party..
This is when you turn to your target with a smile..
"so..not that you need it, but what color wrapping would you like me to use, ribbons?"
she: umm freak!!! OR hahaha..
Either way
You: NO seriously...ill need both your numbers