Going down on a girl

Eat out

  • I like it

    Votes: 24 57.1%
  • Gross

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I dont like it but I would do it for my girlfriend

    Votes: 12 28.6%
  • Never did it

    Votes: 6 14.3%

  • Total voters
    42
  • Poll closed .

ethnomethodologist

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All the stank girls that I've gone down on all had a recent bout of yeast infection. They get them from dirty d!cks...

"It smelled like he hadn't showered for a month, He was so dirty I thought it was going to fall off"
 

A-Unit

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Re:

I love it.

I love it for what it can do to a girl, and what results in return.

Don't go down on EVERY GIRL. That's where seeing how she cares for herself UP ABOVE, determines how she does below. MOST girls, I know like it, but I've met a few who don't. Perhaps self conscious because of previous bad experiences, as it sounds from most guys.

Personally, I don't care about shaving anymore. I've seen enough that I'm bored. I WANT SOME FREAKING CREATIVE PVSSIES!!! I've often seen foreign porn, and some foreign girls look HAWT with a nice bush. Even some asian girls do. Then you might have some American girls which seem to grow everywhere but her face. Gross.

I think a trail is hawt. And even some soft hair is good. Because if the girl SKIPS one day, you have YOUR facial hair GRINDING her unshaven box, which is totally UNFUN. And some girls, those who don't wax, get ingrown hairs. So again, it DEPENDS on the girl. How they do it. Their habits. Etc.

But 69ing has to be super fun, and it can make ANY good girl LOOK or SEEM bad.

NEVER go down on a chick that's just a FWB. You're asking for a disease, plus you're putting your mouth where tons of guys had their d1cks, and that's almost as bad as portapottey.


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:rockon: I love girls with bushes instead of shaven.

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Always loved eating out. Hell, I get cravings for it. But then again, I enjoy seafood.

I'd have to agree with the whole groomed pu55y issue. If they groom themselves nicely and wash, I have no problems.

Women who stink are an automatic turn-off. It's pretty bad when their ass smell is overpowering. I don't like smelling 5hit when I'm eating.
 

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lol, nor dried piss. I've gone down on a girl who had crusties in her bush, I had to leave the house I couldn't stop laughing at her... lol, she was clean the next night though:up:
 

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Oh yeah, everybody learn what a douche bag is, tell the girl you have one in your jacket and tell her to use it if you want her to think about sex
Yuck. I had a GF who used those and they make it taste like vinegar.

If it stinks, just have them take a shower with you and swirl your finger in there a bit. That way you can completely avoid the awkward question.
 
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