Going down on a girl

[XSilverStarboyX]

I have always thought this sounded fun but I hear most guys say they think its gross. I was wondering what most people think of it

 

[ethnomethodologist]

I've been suffocated with pvssy *creepy old man giggle*

 

[aBAzLLnA]

Are you really an ethnomethodologist? I've been meaning to ask for a while now.

Oh, and I dont mind going down on my lady, so long as she shaves...

 

[ethnomethodologist]

I am, but I prefer to specialize...

If she shaves I'm that much happier, if she doesn't I don't care either. Only thing that bothers me is when I go down and she says no because I didn't shave, I give her a quick stubble burn and move my way up her body occasionally telling her how wrong she is with my body...

Do you actually mean sticking your tongue in as far as you can and trying to be creative without coming up for air????

I hate doing that, I do it when I am drunk, and it's pathetic.

 

[aBAzLLnA]

"I am, but I prefer to specialize..." Specialize in...?

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Breaching, it is the most exciting of all the psychological boundaries

 

[Soupar]

Eating ***** is nasty, ecspessially if they're dirty!

 

[Teen Spirit]

Yeah, back when I was a virgin, I thought it would be really great.

I was wrong.

The first time I did it, it was pretty gross, but I've gotten used to it after a while and it's not so bad.

Definitely a lot better without hair. Pubic hair smells gross.

 

[SamePendo]

I was, curiously, going to make a thread about this today.

Today/yesterday I had this nightmare. I was having sex with this chick, who happens to be my student :yes:, and she had 3 vaginas! So, I go down on her, not really wanting to, because of my fear of STDs. So, I go down on her 3x. And when I'm done, I'm like OH ****! OH NOOOO! I was so worried because maybe I got an STD! Just as worried as I am in real life. I woke up sweating!

I don't like any girl going down on me, or me going down... because of this FEAR, absolute FEAR of getting a STD. Anyone else?

I end up patting myself on the back... it's another danger in life, that has lots of benefits!

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Man Same, how do you make up stories so well?

 

[undesputable]

i dont know what yall have been eating, but a nice clean vagina is WONDERFUL to munch on.

 

[Deep Dish]

When cooked properly, pvssy is the most delicious and tantalizing delicacy known to the universe. What’s more beautiful than a woman swaying her hips with your head right in the middle and moaning to ectasy all because of you, while tasting good? There’s no better dessert.

 

[XSilverStarboyX]

Are you really an ethnomethodologist? I've been meaning to ask for a while now.

Oh, and I dont mind going down on my lady, so long as she shaves...

No, its just the world of sex makes me very curious

 

[Docs]

DeepDish
When cooked properly, pvssy is the most delicious and tantalizing delicacy known to the universe.

You will have to tell me how to cook it properly . I'm not a bad cook, I just need, that 'touch' !

 

[Tweek_1984]

Yeah, back when I was a virgin, I thought it would be really great.

I was wrong.

The first time I did it, it was pretty gross, but I've gotten used to it after a while and it's not so bad.

haha, same as me. I thought it would be so hot I'd eat a girls puss out all day long. Then I went down on my girlfriend and nearly puked. Its like tongueing a dead squid that smells like rotting B.O.

 

[flyinshark]

i dont know what yall have been eating, but a nice clean vagina is WONDERFUL to munch on.

Those are the key words my friend. Nice clean vagina. I dont think anyone here can claim that they like to eat a vagina that smells and tastes bad.

A clean vagina however, i personally have not problem with it. I used to not like going there, but as i gave it a few tries and got better at it, i now find it not bad. But it has to have no bad smell/taste, otherwise i stop right away cuz i can't stand it.

 

[Shiftkey]

Only when shaved. Who likes licking hair?

Cleanliness is also a given.

 

[Climax]

Interesting...

Yeah, back when I was a virgin, I thought it would be really great.

I was wrong.

The first time I did it, it was pretty gross, but I've gotten used to it after a while and it's not so bad.

Definitely a lot better without hair. Pubic hair smells gross.

Agreed... A well groomed pu$$y is always more attractive to go down on as appose to a hairy, rather stinky pu$$y.

Now here is another thing that you guys can discuss about muffing...

Situation:

You are seeing a girl and she trims, yet you would prefer it shaven all off....

Question for discussion:

How would YOU tell your girl that you want her to shave it all off without making her feel insecure about herself or feel uncomfortable with herself or/and put her in an awkward situation?

My opinion:

While you are having sex, you say something like "hmm... *look her in the eyes and grin* .. I wonder what it would feel like to f*ck you without you having any hair down there" *grin at her, wait for her reaction, and then continue f*cking her*

Key here is to let her know that its not a big deal and you wont think any less of her, and you'll still shag her brains out... But you just wanna try something new, experiment, etc.... And then after she DOES shave it all off and you f*ck her and go down on her etc, all you do is say something like "damn.. this is so much better!! You better keep on shaving it all off... Its so much nicer going down on you etc babe" ... She will see that it attracts you more, and a girl will normally do anything to be wanted, so she WILL continue shaving it clean.

Anyways, what would you guys do?


Laterz...

 

[insanity]

i once had a girl who could inhale her cigarette through her vertical smile, it tasted like smoked meat.haha.

i've had some good smelling tasty fish snacks. and i've had some gaggers literally. it seemed like most of the hot girls tasted really bitter and bad. the cute girls were awesome and the take one for the league girls were surprisingly magnificent.(probably cause they didn't see alot of action)

 

[ethnomethodologist]

The hot girls you dated were wh0re's. If during sex you said I bet you've had a lot of yeast infections, she would probably break down and cry for you.

Oh yeah, everybody learn what a douche bag is, tell the girl you have one in your jacket and tell her to use it if you want her to think about sex