Goddamn, smells like sewer rats doing tae-bo in your mouth!

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I told a story in STR8UP's thread about hugs and handshakes about a girl I leaned into and it was hinted that "someone" should start a thread on combating bad breath and how to get out of a precarious predicament if you find yourself in close proximity of the dreaded yuck mouth.

First, let's all get on the same page:

Halitosis

Halitosis, oral malodor (scientific term), breath odor, foul breath, fetor oris, or most commonly bad breath are terms used to describe noticeably unpleasant odors exhaled in breathing – whether the smell is from an oral source or not. In most cases (85-90%), bad breath originates in the mouth itself.[2] The intensity of bad breath differs during the day, as a function of oral dryness, (which may be due to stress or fasting), eating certain foods (such as garlic, onions, meat, fish and cheese), smoking and alcohol consumption.[3] Because the mouth is dry and inactive during the night, the odor is usually worse upon awakening ("morning breath"). Bad breath may be transient, often disappearing following eating, brushing one's teeth, flossing, and rinsing with specialized mouthwash.

Bad breath may also be persistent (Chronic bad breath), which is a more serious condition, affecting some 25% of the population in varying degrees.[4] It can negatively impact the individual's personal, social and business relationships, leading to poor self-esteem and increased stress. This condition is usually caused by the metabolic activity of certain types of oral bacteria.
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I've had the misfortune of meeting people who have breath that smelled like they gargle with sardines and turpentine. Does it make them bad, no. But they have to know how offensive that is to other people. Ignorance is certainly not blissful. So what can we do to help? Tell them. Be curt and use some tact but it's best for them and everyone in the vicinity to acknowledge what's going on.

I always have a can of Altoids or mentos in my pocket. If someone's breathing dragon fire my way I politely offer them one or ten (depending on how concentrated the odor).

It's akin to B.O. but that's another animal altogether . . .
 

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Brushing the tongue until it's pink usually does the trick for fresh breath.
 

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today, i was with a group of new people, and they said that i smelled like garlic or onions. i was shocked since i take a good shower every morning and wear clean clothes. what might this be? i don't wear deodorant, but thats because i'm not in a sport right now and i take a a shower every freakin morning soo....
 

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Crazy Asian said:
today, i was with a group of new people, and they said that i smelled like garlic or onions. i was shocked since i take a good shower every morning and wear clean clothes. what might this be? i don't wear deodorant, but thats because i'm not in a sport right now and i take a a shower every freakin morning soo....

You sould be wearing deodorant all the time man. You're 15 so you're gonna sweat more and all that type of stuff. You gotta remember that if you're smelling bad its gonna smell way worse to other people than it does to you. Same goes for the guys who put on to much aftershave and ****.
 

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Crazy Asian said:
today, i was with a group of new people, and they said that i smelled like garlic or onions. i was shocked since i take a good shower every morning and wear clean clothes. what might this be? i don't wear deodorant, but thats because i'm not in a sport right now and i take a a shower every freakin morning soo....
It is usually consdered 'rude' telling someone how their breath 'smells'. Consequently, people develop various means of telling people anyway including, "you smell like garlic", "Did you eat lots of garlic today?", " I smell garlic". All these are ways of saying you'r MOUNTH smells bad. Not necessary in halitosis sense but smells enough to be noticed.
Next time your peers tell you this, simply tell them. "Don't forget that your mouth is the closest thing to your nose." No further explanation needed.
 

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speakeasy said:
Brushing the tongue until it's pink usually does the trick for fresh breath.
It's far and away the best way to combat yuck mouth from the source and I concur with HBK that brushing all around helps too. Then use a good mouthwash afterwards. Although it's been said that mouthwash containing alcohol as the main ingredient is detrimental to oral health because it kills the "good" bacteria as well.

The family K uses Dr. Katz's products and can attest that they work extremely well.

Check it: http://www.therabreath.com/productdetail.asp?cat=2&pid=16
 

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Three words: floss, floss, floss.

Lots of stuff gets stuck between the teeth and rots.

Brushing your tongue and mouth when you brush your teeth also makes sense, as does keeping up the good bacteria by eating foods fermented with beneficial microorganisms (yogurt, kim-chee, etc.) and/or taking "probiotic" supplements.

Since the good microorganisms are so important, I also question the good of mouthwashes that kill bacteria. The good bacteria could be your best line of defense against bad breath, digestive problems, etc.
 
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