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Hilarious, the guy has somehow broken free from the western paradigm of what it means to be a domesticated male. He's like Andy Warhol and Andy Kaufman in that he's now turned his life into his performance. It saddens me that so many folks aren't seeing the utterly strange genius in this.
Prediction: In two year's time this "genius" will be just like Kaufman and Warhol... Dead.
 

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He is totally cool right now, and I want to like him, but I can't pretend he isn't a dark, disturbed, violent person. And I don't mean in the 'cool' way.
 

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Uberguy said:
Then go for it! It's really not that difficult to get arrested, abuse women, snort coke, fvck hookers, get divorced three times, and raise your children so poorly that they're taken away from you for their own protection.
He's an actor that's had some legal troubles and struggles to make his marriages work. Sounds like a human being to me. You can attack the man all you want and try to downplay his success, but at the end of the day he's still doing what only a handful of people in the world have ever been able to do. You don't want to be a multimillionaire and living out your dream on a daily basis? Awesome. I'll take it...hopefully you will find your path.

If you really want to be like Charlie Sheen, give it a shot; you could probably achieve half of his "accomplishments" in a single weekend in Vegas.
Well, you couldn't plow through 5k chicks in a weekend, reach the pinnacle of your chosen career path in a weekend, receive recognition for your work from some of the most esteemed entertainment organizations in the country in a weekend, nor act in Academy Award winning films in a single weekend in Vegas. So what accomplishments are you talking about, exactly? His enormous wealth? I mean, I suppose if you were astronomically lucky and your number came up every time you played a game of Roulette you may be able to take home a few million bucks in a weekend but that's pretty far-fetched.

If he weren't rich he would be indistinguishable from the average perp on Cops.
Right. And if Bill Gates weren't rich then he would be indistinguishable from the average Internet cafe nerd. What a pointless remark.
 

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He's one of the highest paid actors in his field. You don't think reaching the pinnacle of your dream job is considered success, huh? Wow. I wonder if he purchased the Ukraine (which he could afford to do with no problems at all) if you would consider him a success.
How old are you? I hope that you are under 15 years of age. If not you are probably working at some Best Buy in bumf--- America.

Ukraine has more high-end wealth than Southern California. I grew up in Santa Monica. I know.

Save your money now. Don't marry. Don't date in America. Your friends will. Use your brains.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc7i8E3OwOg&feature=related
Dude. This could be any of your fathers. Goofy, older, and having the time of your life. Trust me, Daddy wishes you and your mother were never born and he was in Eastern Europe right now. Sorry. Just a fact.

Instead, your hero hangs with Lenny Dykstra and older porn stars that he pays a fortune to be around. What an idiot. Lenny Dykstra! Haha. Go read about that fraud.

Keep laughing at me! I know the real secret. It has nothing to do with a New World Order, Obama, terrorism, Muslims, the currency, penny stocks, or gold. It has to do with location, a nice drink (which none of you can legally buy in America!), and pretty girls who worship you. I win - You lose. Or, you can change your attitude and jump on my train.
 

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Ukraine has more high-end wealth than Southern California. I grew up in Santa Monica. I know.
Ok, number 1: California's GDP is about $1.8 trillion. The entire nation of Ukraine weighs in at a paltry $136 BILLION. So there goes that. This comes as no surprise to anybody who knows the first thing about SoCal, when taking into account that Beverly Hills is still the most expensive place to live in the USA with a median home price of 2.2 mil. Any place like that in Ukraine? That's what I thought.

As far as you growing up in SM...:crackup: I call bulls.hit on that one, buddy. I happen to live in Santa Monica and am posting this from the Starbucks on the Promenade right now. Tell me a few things about my city that you can't find on Google and maybe I'll stop laughing my ass off at you.

Keep laughing at me! I know the real secret. It has nothing to do with a New World Order, Obama, terrorism, Muslims, the currency, penny stocks, or gold. It has to do with location, a nice drink (which none of you can legally buy in America!), and pretty girls who worship you. I win - You lose. Or, you can change your attitude and jump on my train.
You're a nutcase, man. That train ran off the tracks LONG ago. I'd be better off hitching a ride from a drunk and strung out skinhead driving a broken down truck with a loaded Remington 12 gauge in the front seat. Thanks for the offer, though.
 

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Just a Shot Away said:
Ok, number 1: California's GDP is about $1.8 trillion. The entire nation of Ukraine weighs in at a paltry $136 BILLION. So there goes that. This comes as no surprise to anybody who knows the first thing about SoCal, when taking into account that Beverly Hills is still the most expensive place to live in the USA with a median home price of 2.2 mil. Any place like that in Ukraine? That's what I thought.

As far as you growing up in SM...:crackup: I call bulls.hit on that one, buddy. I happen to live in Santa Monica and am posting this from the Starbucks on the Promenade right now. Tell me a few things about my city that you can't find on Google and maybe I'll stop laughing my ass off at you.



You're a nutcase, man. That train ran off the tracks LONG ago. I'd be better off hitching a ride from a drunk and strung out skinhead driving a broken down truck with a loaded Remington 12 gauge in the front seat. Thanks for the offer, though.
Read what I wrote. High-end wealth. There is NO MIDDLE CLASS in Ukraine of note. Just a bunch of wealthy people and then strugging educated people trying to make it. I have dated girls whose fathers were surgeons. They still lived in old Soviet style aparments. Most of California is middle class. I was raised in Santa Monica. Santa Monica is one of the wealthier towns in America. Yet, I have seen much more wealth in Kiev.

Sometimes I wonder about you kids. Seriously. You scare me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_uPkwoLDeo
Dude, you see this in the center of Kiev EVERY DAY. The displays of wealth are vulgar. In your face. A few years ago there was a certain 14 year old girl who would drive around in a Bentley! No joke. She was DRIVING the car! Of course she had the typical black SUV's of security behind her. Just go visit Ukrainian online tabloid sites. Ask ANYONE who has visited Kiev from the West. The place is filthy rich. Plus, NOBODY reports their incomes. Wake up. You are so young and childish. In America the IRS will get you, in Ukraine you just pay everyone off.

I will also note that the city with the most Billionaires is now MOSCOW! Yes, Moscow. The world has changed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3s3ndd1QtM
Typical afternoon in the middle of Kiev. Just walk around Maidan. Kreschatik - the streets that split off from it. Go from the park down Kreschatik to Arena. Go up the hills. ANYONE who has been to Kiev (none of you) would know what I mean. Everyone has a bodyguard and amazing cars. Some of the cop cars are ancient Soviet Lada type cars. Anything goes if you have the money.

Now, go back to watching the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air". Yeah, that is so California!
 

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Read what I wrote. High-end wealth. There is NO MIDDLE CLASS in Ukraine of note. Just a bunch of wealthy people and then strugging educated people trying to make it.
Are you trying to brag, here? Do you understand that a lack of a middle class is a classic sign of a broken economy? This is a big reason Ukraine is irrelevant in world politics and relies almost exclusively on tourism. Nobody gives a rat's ass about your s.hitty little country you were exiled to, James. Sorry. I'd be willing to bet more than half of America has never even f.uckin' heard of Ukraine.

I was raised in Santa Monica. Santa Monica is one of the wealthier towns in America.
I could have Googled that.

Dude, you see this in the center of Kiev EVERY DAY. The displays of wealth are vulgar.
All the more reason to scoff at the prospect of your growing up in SoCal. You think I'm going to be impressed by the sight of blond chicks with facelifts and lips bursting with collagen? I live and work in the Los Angeles Metro Area brother. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than a few 2008 Vette's and bargain bin Porsche's to impress me. You would know that if you truly grew up down here. I don't even turn my head for Bugati's anymore. I used to really want a Lambo until I moved down here and they became the equivalent of having a Honda Civic. Now it's just part of the routine.

Think about what you're doing. You are trying to tell a guy that lives in the entertainment capital of the world that KIEV is a better place to live because there are parties, girls, and cars. What's wrong with this picture?

I will also note that the city with the most Billionaires is now MOSCOW! Yes, Moscow. The world has changed.
Moscow is in Russia.
 

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Not to change the subject here, but have any of you watched the documentary about Lemmy? He's up there (or higher) with CS in terms of partying, but doesnt act like a rockstar. He acts like a cool normal guy, who happens to be able to handle 8 balls at a time, pounding a gallon of whiskey every day, and has been banging 4 girls a week or more for 40 years straight. AND, he's an ugly motherfvcker on top of it. He makes Keith Richards look like a choirboy. He's 65 years old, and still parties harder than any Hollywood actor. Definitely cooler than Charlie, but I do like how Charlie speaks his mind.
 

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Just a Shot Away said:
Are you trying to brag, here? Do you understand that a lack of a middle class is a classic sign of a broken economy? This is a big reason Ukraine is irrelevant in world politics and relies almost exclusively on tourism. Nobody gives a rat's ass about your s.hitty little country you were exiled to, James. Sorry. I'd be willing to bet more than half of America has never even f.uckin' heard of Ukraine.



I could have Googled that.



All the more reason to scoff at the prospect of your growing up in SoCal. You think I'm going to be impressed by the sight of blond chicks with facelifts and lips bursting with collagen? I live and work in the Los Angeles Metro Area brother. It's going to take a hell of a lot more than a few 2008 Vette's and bargain bin Porsche's to impress me. You would know that if you truly grew up down here. I don't even turn my head for Bugati's anymore. I used to really want a Lambo until I moved down here and they became the equivalent of having a Honda Civic. Now it's just part of the routine.

Think about what you're doing. You are trying to tell a guy that lives in the entertainment capital of the world that KIEV is a better place to live because there are parties, girls, and cars. What's wrong with this picture?



Moscow is in Russia.
Dude, just checked. You drive cabs. You are never getting to Ukraine. End of story. I won't even debate this with you. No sense. Enjoy California.
 

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Just a Shot Away said:
He's an actor that's had some legal troubles and struggles to make his marriages work. Sounds like a human being to me.
I know many human beings that do not threaten/assault their spouses/girlfriends in drug-induced rages. I hope you do too.


Just a Shot Away said:
You can attack the man all you want and try to downplay his success, but at the end of the day he's still doing what only a handful of people in the world have ever been able to do.
I have no desire to destroy Charlie Sheen; he's doing a fine job of it without my help.

Winning. Duh.
 

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Dude, just checked. You drive cabs. You are never getting to Ukraine. End of story. I won't even debate this with you. No sense. Enjoy California.
Please. You think the reason I live in Southern California rather than the Ukraine is because I can't afford to move? Still delusional, I see. Anyway, I'm no longer a cab driver although the $550 round trip plane ticket to Kiev wouldn't even be a stretch for your average McDonald's cashier.

There's really nothing to debate. You tried to impress me by showing me a video of ultra-surgerized over the hill HB 7's driving $60,000 cars and it didn't work. People who actually grew up or live down here would never bat an eye at such a ludicrous clip. Later, Jimmy.
 

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Please. You think the reason I live in Southern California rather than the Ukraine is because I can't afford to move? Still delusional, I see. Anyway, I'm no longer a cab driver although the $550 round trip plane ticket to Kiev wouldn't even be a stretch for your average McDonald's cashier.

There's really nothing to debate. You tried to impress me by showing me a video of ultra-surgerized over the hill HB 7's driving $60,000 cars and it didn't work. People who actually grew up or live down here would never bat an eye at such a ludicrous clip. Later, Jimmy.
A $500 round trip plane ticked would be a little bit a strech. I worked at mcdonalds and would drive cabs. I don't know if charlie ever put his hands on those women but I've been accused of it. I almost wish I had, Charlie is'n't the best guy on earth I never said that but to do and say what you wanted would be Ideal for any man.
 

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Just a Shot Away said:
He's an actor that's had some legal troubles and struggles to make his marriages work. Sounds like a human being to me. You can attack the man all you want and try to downplay his success, but at the end of the day he's still doing what only a handful of people in the world have ever been able to do. You don't want to be a multimillionaire and living out your dream on a daily basis? Awesome. I'll take it...hopefully you will find your path.



Well, you couldn't plow through 5k chicks in a weekend, reach the pinnacle of your chosen career path in a weekend, receive recognition for your work from some of the most esteemed entertainment organizations in the country in a weekend, nor act in Academy Award winning films in a single weekend in Vegas. So what accomplishments are you talking about, exactly? His enormous wealth? I mean, I suppose if you were astronomically lucky and your number came up every time you played a game of Roulette you may be able to take home a few million bucks in a weekend but that's pretty far-fetched.



Right. And if Bill Gates weren't rich then he would be indistinguishable from the average Internet cafe nerd. What a pointless remark.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13167959
There is your hero. Go park your cab.
 

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He spent close to a million dollars buying random girls cars. Yah hes a real pimp that we should follow.
 

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BigJimbo said:
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13167959
There is your hero. Go park your cab.
Oh, Jimbo. Enough with the p.ussy little passive-aggressive bulls.hit. If you want to say I'm less of a man or that I have a below average IQ because I used to drive a taxi to get myself through school then just come right out and say it. Man up and stop beating around the bush.

As far as the latest episode of Sheen's Korner goes, I already admitted the man is nuts. I never contested that. What I DID take issue with, however, was the sudden lashing out against the man and people implying that he was a "loser" or has a life that is somehow falling apart. Since Sheen has had a life that just about everyone here will only be able to dream about, it only comes across as fits of jealousy and bandwagoning at its sickening worst.

Prodigy746 said:
He spent close to a million dollars buying random girls cars. Yah hes a real pimp that we should follow.
Who are you to judge? Perhaps this is what makes him happy. Are you suggesting that a man change his behavior to better meet your approval? He doesn't need to buy women jack to get them to be with him. He was the male lead in Wall Street and Platoon. 'Nuff said.
 

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Oh, Jimbo. Enough with the p.ussy little passive-aggressive bulls.hit. If you want to say I'm less of a man or that I have a below average IQ because I used to drive a taxi to get myself through school then just come right out and say it. Man up and stop beating around the bush.

As far as the latest episode of Sheen's Korner goes, I already admitted the man is nuts. I never contested that. What I DID take issue with, however, was the sudden lashing out against the man and people implying that he was a "loser" or has a life that is somehow falling apart. Since Sheen has had a life that just about everyone here will only be able to dream about, it only comes across as fits of jealousy and bandwagoning at its sickening worst.



Who are you to judge? Perhaps this is what makes him happy. Are you suggesting that a man change his behavior to better meet your approval? He doesn't need to buy women jack to get them to be with him. He was the male lead in Wall Street and Platoon. 'Nuff said.
I don't dream about a life of multiple ex-wives that I beat, 5 kids, drugs, porn stars, and being laughed at by the entire planet. Learn some Russian. Graduate from driving cabs. Travel.
 

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I don't dream about a life of multiple ex-wives that I beat, 5 kids, drugs, porn stars, and being laughed at by the entire planet. Learn some Russian. Graduate from driving cabs. Travel.
Jimmy, jimmy, jimmy...you still have so much to learn. If you weren't spreading so much malicious filth on these forums it would actually be kind of cute.

The man is a recovering addict and passed a drug test recently. There is no proof that he ever assaulted any woman and he has never been convicted of any such acts. Women are born liars and victims and will do and/or say anything to get their bizarre childish needs met. You, in contrast, would rather convict the man in the court of public opinion. Maybe that kind of behavior is the norm in the far reaches of Eastern Europe, but over here that just doesn't fly. It shows low moral character and is typical of the lowest common denominators of society (that's you.) Also, I'm very sorry that you have no desire to have children, but for many it can be very fulfilling.

As far as your unwelcome suggestions for MY personal life go, I do plan to travel after medical school for a little while and like I said, I could have done it if I wanted to back when I was still driving a taxi. But I ain't learning Russian. I have no use for it and the whole f.uckin' world speaks English. Thanks, though.
 

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There is no proof that he ever assaulted any woman and he has never been convicted of any such acts.
Untrue. In 1990, he shot his then-fiancee Kelly Preston in the arm. It was an accident, but she dumped him after that (can't say I blame her). In 1997, he pleaded no contest to assault and battery charges after he attacked then-girlfriend, Brittany Ashland. And in 2010, he pleaded guilty to assault charges after he attacked his then-wife Brooke Mueller on the previous Xmas.

No proof? He's confessed to it in a court of law. Repeatedly.

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...I do plan to travel after medical school for a little while...
JaSA, I bet you're far more of a man than Charlie Sheen is. You're going to medical school? That's awesome. Medicine is a lucrative field that will get you plenty of tail and let you actually do something positive. You noted earlier you wanted to have children. If you wouldn't abuse her in front of your children (or ideally, wouldn't abuse her at all), you're more of a man than Charlie Sheen.

I used to like Charlie Sheen. Hot Shots was funny, and he was great in both Platoon and Wall Street. But now? He's a sad shell of a man. He doesn't deserve to be admired; he should be getting therapy.

You said that he can get anyone he wants. Really? Then why did he spend over $50,000 on Heidi Fleiss' prostitutes? No real Don Juan worth his salt would be so desperate that he needed to pay a girl to get with him.

What about his "goddesses"? Have you seen them? One's a 7, and one's a 5.5 if I'm being generous. Seriously. It's very, very easy for any guy to score women with low self-esteem and daddy issues. Any non-pathetic guy with Sheen's fame and cash would have 9.5s and 10s begging to be with him. It's pathetic that he needs to date girls that any average Joe could get. And he calls it "winning".

You want to be like Charlie, JaSA? Go ahead. But don't try to convince anyone that it would be a good thing.
 

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In 1997, he pleaded no contest to assault and battery charges after he attacked then-girlfriend, Brittany Ashland. And in 2010, he pleaded guilty to assault charges after he attacked his then-wife Brooke Mueller on the previous Xmas.
Ok, I'll give those to you. The no-contest one is kind of B.S. since that's not a confession and it was obviously a witch hunt, but I'll give you the guilty plea on the misdemeanor assault charge.

You said that he can get anyone he wants. Really? Then why did he spend over $50,000 on Heidi Fleiss' prostitutes? No real Don Juan worth his salt would be so desperate that he needed to pay a girl to get with him.
He doesn't NEED to pay women to have sex with him. He has a lust for hookers, but that doesn't mean that he can't get regular women. I'm sure after you hit the 2 or 3 thousand notch mark, you would try to find ways to switch up your sex life, too.

You want to be like Charlie, JaSA? Go ahead. But don't try to convince anyone that it would be a good thing.
He has some skeletons in his closet to be sure (like all human beings) so I'm not trying to argue he's perfect. However, it would be disingenuous not to acknowledge that he possesses a great deal of the alpha male qualities talked about on this site and in the Bible. I just like to give credit where credit is due. The day that I walk downstairs in the morning to find two chicks that I consider goddesses having breakfast and give each one a kiss and say "good morning" individually is the day that I know that I'm doing okay. Especially when I do it in my Hollywood Hills mansion.
 

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