Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

[AC/DC]

AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I told all my co-workers this story...

All the guys laughed, all the girls shook their heads.. hahahaha except the gay guy.

 

[klasik]

i am not that gullable.

 

[redbyte]

Thats pretty funny.
If its true.

That would probably work on a close friend of yours and your trying to get out of the friendzone. That would get her off the pedestal and down to your level. Just remember to always say it with a smile, and never punch a girl unless you want other males to step in and knock you out.

 

[AC/DC]

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

I riDe a biKe: dude thats ****in stupid

 

[Luscious]

You can get away with saying a lot of really stupid **** if you deliver it well. It is important to smile a lot and maintain kino. I was joking with a girl last week about booty calls and she playfully suggested she would be over that night, and then I told her to bring a paper bag.

Funny, yes. Gets you laid...no.

 

[bob88]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

LMAO that is some funny ****.

I'm gonna use your line on a friend I joke around with all the time...at least theres less of a chance to get socked lol

 

[wavejams007]

Dude, this "neg hit" has got to be the meanest, stupidest thing I have seen. You just ruined your chances completely.

 

[Nzo]

U said u could actually see a mustache on her??

And u still rate her a 10...wow

 

[bob88]

Originally posted by Nzo
U said u could actually see a mustache on her??

And u still rate her a 10...wow

Maybe he finds that attractive...LOL

Hey dude, whatever tickles your pickle.

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by vivavllv
Yo, whats up with these girls and compliments.

ME:Hey HB10,......
HER: Hi?
Me: I like.............i like your mustache.
Her: F%$k you!!
Me: Yea, hey, you know christmas is coming up, do you want me to buy you a razor.
She punches me pretty hard, so i punch her back a little harder.

She was mad and almost started crying. Who knew HB10 could be so insecure.

omigod its like flashback hel l
except for i was 13 and the guy in my class who asked that said "how long you been growing that mustache"
and i said "are you jealous , want me to shave it and super glue it to your lip because you cant grow one."

the next day i used nair, and like any unsupervised 13 year old, i burned my face which meant i didnt have any hair there but one complete bright red burn mark there instead and it hurt, so i went to school and kicked him when he walked by.

i never wanted anything to do with him ever again.

 

[wavejams007]

Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by penkitten
omigod its like flashback hel l
except for i was 13 and the guy in my class who asked that said "how long you been growing that mustache"
and i said "are you jealous , want me to shave it and super glue it to your lip because you cant grow one."

the next day i used nair, and like any unsupervised 13 year old, i burned my face which meant i didnt have any hair there but one complete bright red burn mark there instead and it hurt, so i went to school and kicked him when he walked by.

i never wanted anything to do with him ever again.

I am sorry Penkitten.


That makes for a funny story though.:crackup:

And to think that you never realized it was gio then... J/K

 

[penkitten]

Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by wavejams007
I am sorry Penkitten.


That makes for a funny story though.:crackup:

And to think that you never realized it was gio then... J/K

yes its a funny story, it was like i didnt even realise i had one until he poked fun at me. puberty sucks. one night you go to bed a normal little girl and the next day you have titties, hormones and hair completely covering your body and you just start bleeding in the middle of class while you are wearing white all in the same day you have to learn to disect a frog.

gave me character huh?

 

[wavejams007]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by penkitten
yes its a funny story, it was like i didnt even realise i had one until he poked fun at me. puberty sucks. one night you go to bed a normal little girl and the next day you have titties, hormones and hair completely covering your body and you just start bleeding in the middle of class while you are wearing white all in the same day you have to learn to disect a frog.

gave me character huh?

yeah, as Calvin's dad would say, "It builds character"

Ah, the joys of being a man!

I ahve noticed though that some girls that Iused to be able to hang around with and joke with before, went through puberty, and now that get all hurt and offended by me. It bothers me, cuz it seems that my friends were robbed of me.

 

[penkitten]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by wavejams007
yeah, as Calvin's dad would say, "It builds character"

Ah, the joys of being a man!

I ahve noticed though that some girls that Iused to be able to hang around with and joke with before, went through puberty, and now that get all hurt and offended by me. It bothers me, cuz it seems that my friends were robbed of me.

then the bit ch syndrome kicks in and girls are just horrible for awhile.
it lasts a few years in the least.

 

[AC/DC]

BUMP this thread is soooo funny

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by vivavllv
Yo, whats up with these girls and compliments.

ME:Hey HB10,......
HER: Hi?
Me: I like.............i like your mustache.
Her: F%$k you!!
Me: Yea, hey, you know christmas is coming up, do you want me to buy you a razor.
She punches me pretty hard, so i punch her back a little harder.

She was mad and almost started crying. Who knew HB10 could be so insecure.

other then punching her back, that was puirty funny

 

[MrS]

ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Ace.

 

[tigre]

Not only did you insult her, you punched her too.. are you for real or you´re just trolling?really.

 

[Anomalous]

HAHAHA

 

[taiwanesedude227]

LOL why did you continue with the joke even after she said F*ck you?