Girls who hate giving head...

[HeyPretty]

So, I came to this conclusion last night.

I do enjoy giving head.

Which is really strange for me to say, because I've always professed to hate doing it.

But I've figured out *why* I didn't enjoy it before.

And talking with my girl friends, they agree with me on this.

I never thought I was good at it.

Turns out, I am. *blink blink*

I've had the last 4 guys I've gone down on, say I'm amazing. Now, before people start saying stuff like "Of course he's gonna say that with his wang in your mouth," etc... I'm my harshest critic. I think that if you can't do a job perfect, don't even get your ass off the couch.

I'm studying to become a sex-therapist, so I am very well educated in matters of coitus, oral sex, as well as any other area of human reproduction. So I know all the mechanics, but I thought my lack of enthusiasm affected the results.

But having this boy tell me that it was amazing was really f'ing nice. I really enjoyed watching him lose control.

So, I just wanted to say- many girls don't like giving head, because they don't think they're good, or don't know what they're doing. So- when a chick goes down on you- tell her what you like, what she's doing right, and if it rocks your socks.

(And don't push down on our heads, that's annoying, and we'll bite.)

~ Converted to the Fellatio-Loving Side of the Fence,

Pretty.

 

[Survivor]

Hmmm. Interesting tip. Welcome to the board, Pretty.

Just be careful not to choke yourself, ok hun?

 

[DankNuggs]

I'm not here to hate at all, but thank you for letting us all know you love to give head...I'm guessing that most girls who don't like to spit shine the chrome exhaust feel that way because it is a generally demeaning act (i.e. get on your knees type of deal) Being bad at it is also a factor i'd agree, but its that catch 22, if she's real real good, you realize she had lots of practice.

In any case, your going to be a sex therapist, sexymalibu has professed her nymphomatic ways, you guys are like virtual AW's...Once again, no offense, this board is full of people who are here to get their ego puffed up enough to gain the confidence to move on...But its just like selling crack outside of a detox clinic...

 

[HeyPretty]

----> DankNuggs

I don't think giving head is demeaning, if it's something that the girl wants to do. It's all perception.

sexymalibu has professed her nymphomatic ways, you guys are like virtual AW's...Once again, no offense, this board is full of people who are here to get their ego puffed up enough to gain the confidence to move on

I'm no nympho, just a girl who likes sex like most well-adjusted people.

Don't know what 'aw' means, could you explain?

Oh, and it's cool- I'm not here to hate, or get my ego pumped up- I'm very clear about who I am, what I like, and what issues I have. lol.

I'm on sosuave to talk with men about questions I have regarding men, and to possibly offer some help regarding women- the fasinating, infuriating, curious, strange and wonderful creatures that they are.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Oh my god I love giving head. Every girl I know thinks I am weird. And I swallow... so every girl I know also thinks I am disgusting. I don't see what the big deal is. I don't like receiving oral sex, so every girl I know thinks I am totally insane.

 

[digitalrat]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Oh my god I love giving head. Every girl I know thinks I am weird. And I swallow... so every girl I know also thinks I am disgusting. I don't see what the big deal is. I don't like receiving oral sex, so every girl I know thinks I am totally insane.

All those girls that say "I don't swallow" are full of ****. They'll swallow if their with a real DJ.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by digitalrat
All those girls that say "I don't swallow" are full of ****. They'll swallow if their with a real DJ.

Yeah I will never for the life of me understand the point in spitting... One, it's disgusting... two, *** doesn't really taste that awful... and three, even if you do hate the taste, you're still tasting it if you spit and probably for a longer time! Insanity. I like swallowing, but a lot of times the guy doesn't want me to. What the **** is that about? Anybody want to explain that to me? Is it about kissing me afterwards (because yo, I would never expect a kiss afterwards anyway!) or is it so they can feel like a porn star and bust all over me?

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Oh, by the way... don't worry Hey Pretty, he wasn't calling YOU a nympho he was calling ME a nympho... and all before I even posted to this thread so I guess I'm famous here already huh boys?

 

[HeyPretty]

Hey Malibu...

It's all good.

I've been called a Nympho before- but then again- a chick who enjoys sex gets labled worse than that.

*shrugs*

Besides, I already know you hon... lol.

*wink.*

~ Pretty.

 

[Oxide]

ALRIGHT, both of you, to my bedroom, NOW!

 

[HeyPretty]

Oxide.

Please.

Not without a drink.

Oh... Who am I kidding.

*giggles and scampers off to bedroom*

 

[BLuE eLf]

Hey girl... i am wondering...

On a looks scale do 1-10 what grade would you be ?

 

[dbot]

Originally posted by BLuE eLf
Hey girl... i am wondering...

On a looks scale do 1-10 what grade would you be ?

haha... that one gets 'em every time

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

slob on my knob like corn on the cobb!!!!!!!! he he

 

[Kwah]

Hot damn, nothing wrong with a girl who like to polish a little chrome. I would be the worlds biggest hypocrit if I said anything bad cause I love going down on women.

Malibu, I couldnt tell you why they dont want you to swallow. Makes no difference to me. If a girl likes sex as much as I do I have to say I love that woman.

 

[( . )( . )]

anyone else notice that chicks who are not very bright could care less about head?.
seems to me the ones with that kinda zest, who laugh along with your sh!t jokes and who are pretty clued into the ways of the world like to suck d!ck.
and smokers are more likely to enjoy giving head too.

 

[bman]

u ever notice fat girls always swallow?

 

[HeyPretty]

Actually I've never slept with a fat chick, b man.

You seem to be skilled in that area, why don't ya tell us if they swallow?

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by Oxide
ALRIGHT, both of you, to my bedroom, NOW!

*wonders where her invite is*

*realises that she probably wasn't pretty enough for Oxide to nail*

Personally, I was never too keen on giving head either,but I never shyed away from pleasing my boy . Then I met my last boyfriend who made me so hot when I sat next to him that I had to restrain myself from taking my clothes off in his (and other people's) presence. I think it comes down to compatibility.

 

[megatron]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
So, I came to this conclusion last night.

I do enjoy giving head.

....I never thought I was good at it.
Turns out, I am. *blink blink*
Pretty.

Hmmm, I'll be the judge of that.