Girls said I look like a pigeon!

[DrBeard]

I was in my college class today and these 3 girls kept looking at me and tittering. At first I was a bit paranoid thinking I had chocolate on my face or snot at my nose or something but then I got some balls and knew DJs dont think like that and I went to speak to them.

As I walked upto them they were laughing really loud. I said to them "I just wanted to take a second to meet you" and I went to shake their hand and they laughed even more. I started laughing with them and they laughed even more so I thought I had it nailed.

So I kino one of them and asked why she was laughing at me earlier. One of her friends mumbled something but I heard her say "pigeon" so I said "What about the pigeon?"

The girls started giggling and one of them said I look like a pigeon and burst out laughing. I don't know what they mean by it and it has really upset me because it makes me think I am not good looking and if they spread it around I will be called pigeon by everyone and get laughed at.

I should of called them something and used c+f on them but I got sad and walked off. I will see these girls nearly every day because they are in my new classes so I really need some way to deal with them and stop them thinking I look like a pigeon. It is a really strage thing to call some one and I want to know why they said pigeon and not osmething else.

 

[Life-Trainee]

Let's start with basic facts. Do you or do you not look like a pigeon?

 

[cactus3178]

LMFAO.

Answer the question!!

And let me remind you, you are under oath

/Perry Mason


No, but seriously, post a pic.

 

[zentraveller]

Hahaha. Post a pic!

 

[Recluce]

maybe next time you see them, and they start laughin at you you can say something to the effect of,"last i checked there's no "do not feed the birds" sign around... so are you going to feed me or should i just go crap on your car? be sure to make it some place nice...im picky"

 

[zentraveller]

Just give each of them a big mugshot photo of yourself and tell them (with a grin) that they can use it for when they're bored and in need of a laugh.

Who knows...maybe you can bang one of them, or use them as wingmen in the future.

 

[DJBen]

This is a hilarious thread, despite your misfortune.

Despite my idea of getting you to walk into school in a pigeon suit, I really wouldnt worry about it. Just completely ignore them, or ignore anything they say about it. Dont be mean, nasty, or joke along with them. Just pretend it never happened.

Man, they're only 3 girls. Even if it was 10 girls, I wouldnt really be that bothered. What are they? Things that often talk about pointless crap. The only reason you want to talk to them is to get some pvssy - and if you dont have much of a chance with them, atleast you tried and you can move onto the next ones now.

 

[Interpol]

We need to see some pics here...

 

[Fatality]

I'm very disapointed to hear that you just walked away sad when they did this to you. You should've said they were fat and ugly. Every girls worst nightmare. These girls deserve to get their asses kicked. You don't say soemthing like that to another person for no apparent reason. I assume they were college girls too. Some people never grow up

 

[Aresx]

despite your weird first impression made by the tiger game post, they shouldn't have said that to you, even if they thinkit's true or not. tell them they need to get some manners.

from your pic, i think that your face is a bit "pointy", but if you play it right you can pull off the "cultured classy brit look" as opposed to a "bird" look

guys, he HAS posted a pic. it's in the "Everything Else" forum under the "post a picture" sticky thread.

 

[Crank_It_Up]

Originally posted by DrBeard
...The girls started giggling and one of them said I look like a pigeon and burst out laughing....

smile, turn sideways, lift one arm, flex bicep, say "did you want to feel my wing, or expose my beak?

she says, oh sh*t you're a horny little bast*ard aren't you

you say, of course, why do you think there are so many pigeons?





don't be shaken by what they think you look like, girls like macho, confident, happy, humerous, wild, exciting, passionate, guys.... looks are secondary. Once you've started a conversation, you're already past the point where looks matter.

 

[jiza101]

rofl, you do actually look look a pigeon, but they shouldnt have said it to you. it is rude. anyway i recon ignore them.

 

[SMOOCHY]

maybe pigeon is like camel toe , except for guys. just a thought.

 

[Ken785]

25 and still getting picked on....how sad.

 

[AFK Protector]

Damn dude, you gotta be a witty smartass like me.

them: YOU LOOK LIKE A PIGEON AHAHHAHA
me: REALLY?! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHH NO.


or, a better one.


them: YOU LOOK LIKE A PIGEON AHAHAH
me: haha, then that's one thing we all have in common!

 

[Slump]

For you lazy bastards, here is his pic:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OZNREEG&key=PLX

 

[Titus]

hehehe, i've been called a bird too Nothing serious. It's the energy you emmit that made those girls make fun out of you, not your face.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

if you think that is bad, then just listen to what i have to say. My freind was talking to a girl and she said she thinks im cute. Can it get any worse then this?

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Bring a bag of bird seed to class, next time. Eat it right in front of them.


That'll get 'em going.

Or, you can say I'm not a pigeon... I'M A TIGER!!!!!!!!!!! ROARRRRR!!!!!!!



The Bad Ass Canadian

 

[AMF]

EDIT: just read the tiger thread, you look like a pigeon AND youre a WACKO.