I told the long term flirt that, “if I was her man, I’d have carpal tunnel from squeezing her a$$ so much.” This is after she mentioned using toys and rubbing herself out. Couple times mentioned getting Brazilian waxes. Said, “I’ll kiss it for you if it hurts. And If you’re not gonna let me see then probably best to stop teasing me with the visuals” This banter is usually initiated by her so I know she is in the mood to play. I don’t come up to her randomly and say,”your t!ts look great in that blouse”.