Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
The first two were disgusting, but the last one was hilarious!Originally posted by b's nuts
"doggy punch"
haahaa.
Oh, i have a bunch of these.
Also try the white dragon, you *** in her mouth and punch her in the stomach so the jizz comes out her nose.
Another favorite is the strawberry milk shake. *** on her face and punch her in the nose.
the cowboy - doing doggy style, reach down and feel her boobs and say "these feel just like your sisters!" try and stay on for 8 seconds.