girlfriend has a bush...

Swede54

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Discovered tonight by hand down the pants, my gf has a full bush. **** what do i do? lol
 

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Do you bust out the weed whacker or kall the kid down the street? :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by DumpaLumpagus
Do you bust out the weed whacker or kall the kid down the street? :crackup:
**** i duno
 

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Originally posted by Swede54
Discovered tonight by hand down the pants, my gf has a full bush. **** what do i do? lol

you have never seen her bush so far? how long have you two been together?

anyway, i like bushes...
 

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Re: Re: girlfriend has a bush...

Originally posted by Jay-X
you have never seen her bush so far? how long have you two been together?

anyway, i like bushes...
just like officially a few days.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

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ewww lol tell her to trim/ shave it
 

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just tell her this isnt that 70s show and she needs to bring that cat shaved
 

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Re: Re: girlfriend has a bush...

Originally posted by Jay-X
anyway, i like bushes...
comic_relief
 

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Originally posted by C00L
just tell her this isnt that 70s show and she needs to bring that cat shaved
Eww. Unless you like little girl vaginas, just tell her to trim it. I don't know what is with this obsession with hairless genitalia these days. Repressed pedophilic tendencies perhaps?
 

Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.

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Get a towel (for her to sit on), a bowl full of hot water, wash cloth, some shaving cream and a brand new men's razor. Don't use a woman's razor or a dull one.

Then just start shaving her. It's not hard to figure out. Just be very very careful. One good nick down there and the party's over. Once you're done, re-fill the bowl with hot water and use the wash cloth to clean up. Make sure to get all the shaving cream off or it could really irritate her skin.

Once she's shaved and all cleaned up, she should be majorly horny at that point, so sample your work and do her right there on the floor!
 

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Eww. Unless you like little girl vaginas, just tell her to trim it. I don't know what is with this obsession with hairless genitalia these days. Repressed pedophilic tendencies perhaps?
yeah that must be it.
 

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ok **** update! The girl is a virgin, thats probably why!! ****, now i feel like i may soon corrupt my gf, because well i corrupt all girls i date with sexually.
 
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DUDE! You need to call the bug man because her t*wat is a hive
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Eww. Unless you like little girl vaginas, just tell her to trim it. I don't know what is with this obsession with hairless genitalia these days. Repressed pedophilic tendencies perhaps?
Nah just a step up from a rancid piss and sweat smelling bush, but if your thinking of little girl vaginas when you see a bald cvnt then you might have bigger problems, personally I'm thinking "Great now I can enjoy eating her out without picking pubes out of my teeth and smelling stale piss" But thats just me.
 

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Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Nah just a step up from a rancid piss and sweat smelling bush, but if your thinking of little girl vaginas when you see a bald cvnt then you might have bigger problems, personally I'm thinking "Great now I can enjoy eating her out without picking pubes out of my teeth and smelling stale piss" But thats just me.
Gold.
 

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HAHAHAHAHA ( . )( . ) YOU RULE

Eating bush is pretty foul. I'll do it, but I generally won't like it much. Smooth snatch is delicious.
 

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her cvnt has to be completely smooth or I will NOT go down on her.
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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