Girl wants to have sex with me but...

[AttackFormation]

We both live at home still. She just texted me if I'll be home alone anytime soon, I haven't replied yet but I'm certain I won't be. I mean, that text isn't exactly unambiguous and it's not the first time she's said something like that, but this is the most overt she's been.

I have a couple of ideas but what'd you do in this situation?

 

[Dgwizdal]

Take her out then get a hotel. I've smashed inside movie theaters, stairwells, back seat of cars, and on golf course greens. Improvise.

 

[GS750]

You have a car? Some of the best sex I ever had was Jeep sex haha

 

[skinnyguy]

Hotel is the way to go. My dry spell will be ending in two weeks (yay) and when I get there I'll bring her back to my hotel since she has roommates.

 

[El Suave]

I usually like cemeteries. Always quiet, nobody around. In the day time, of course. Sounds weird but it turns them on and it will be the craziest place they had sex in.

 

[AttackFormation]

Update (can only roughly translate some things because I don't think the exact wording exists in english so if it looks f*cked up that's why):

(Original message) her: are you home alone some evening to come ?

me: haha well, if you want me that bad I'll fix a hotel on wednesday evening. Then you'll get to show me what you can do

her: but didn't mean it like that, movie night but oh did you think like that! wasn't totally sober yesterday when I wrote just so you know

me: no I understood as much haha, you know I joke with you when you're drunk we can watch a movie, I'll call you later about it busy now

her: text instead

me: ok when are you free

her: don't know yet

me: haha what the f*ck kind of schedule do you have?! text me when you know then

her: yeah but it's like that when you're a substitute


I know she's not lying about her job. It's not the first time she calls/texts me on a saturday night (one time her completely drunk friend picked her phone up and called me right after this girl called me, them being at the drunk friend's place as usual on saturday nights, and said a bunch of things out really loud like how this girl wants help from my d!ck to penetrate her pvssy, lol) but I haven't laid her yet. Now you have a go at it guys.

 

[CrimsonPanther]

I usually like cemeteries. Always quiet, nobody around. In the day time, of course. Sounds weird but it turns them on and it will be the craziest place they had sex in.

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QFT

and don't forget to bring some cheese and wine works wonders. sometimes there are some emo/vamp kind gathering there, but they are harmless

 

[beatjunkie]

her: but didn't mean it like that, movie night but oh did you think like that! wasn't totally sober yesterday when I wrote just so you know

She's trying to play Game with that line. Headsup

 

[AttackFormation]

She's trying to play Game with that line. Headsup

Yeah definitely, how would you "translate" what she said?

 

[beatjunkie]

she doesn't wanna appear too sl*tty or promiscuous. but she definately wants it. go for it bro, but have confidence and a bit of arrogance (just a bit)

 

[AttackFormation]

she doesn't wanna appear too sl*tty or promiscuous. but she definately wants it.

lol, girls are so pathetic. Why can't she just admit she wants me to f*ck her and I'll come and make her feel like the closet wh*re she wants to feel like? it's not like it's hard to figure out with the circumstances and content of what she's been saying. When we get together and I start touching her I'm gonna call her out on her bullsh!t, "look X I know you want me to f*ck you, it's okay to admit it all right?" and then I'm gonna stare into her eyes and lock her in my grasp so she can't do anything but submit to me.

 

[El Suave]

lol, girls are so pathetic. Why can't she just admit she wants me to f*ck her and I'll come and make her feel like the closet wh*re she wants to feel like? it's not like it's hard to figure out with the circumstances and content of what she's been saying. When we get together and I start touching her I'm gonna call her out on her bullsh!t, "look X I know you want me to f*ck you, it's okay to admit it all right?" and then I'm gonna stare into her eyes and lock her in my grasp so she can't do anything but submit to me.

Don't say it! Get the lay, no need to tell her basically "I know you want me bad". It's always better to say less, let her wonder.