(Phone Call Business
Monday she told me she was going take her bath. I told her to go wash her dirty behind then. So today I told her I had just got out of the tub. She told me "I'm glad you wash your dirty behind". So I had to get her back I replied "Yea, I was stanky like you before I took my bath, but now I'm fresh". She just laughed....Well she told me to call her 2mmorow. I told her I would if I didn't have anything better to do! She said I hurt her feelings. I told her to cry me a river and she laughed. I asked her where she was hurt and could I kiss it. She then told me that she hurted all over and I could kiss her. I told her I would do that someday then. So the phone call was just about to end and I told her not to be upset when I kissed her, because she said yes already! She replied dont worry I wont!
I'm now even shocked at some of the things I say to her. It seems like ****y and funny has become second nature to me. Is there any point where I should just lay off or tone it down a bit?
Monday she told me she was going take her bath. I told her to go wash her dirty behind then. So today I told her I had just got out of the tub. She told me "I'm glad you wash your dirty behind". So I had to get her back I replied "Yea, I was stanky like you before I took my bath, but now I'm fresh". She just laughed....Well she told me to call her 2mmorow. I told her I would if I didn't have anything better to do! She said I hurt her feelings. I told her to cry me a river and she laughed. I asked her where she was hurt and could I kiss it. She then told me that she hurted all over and I could kiss her. I told her I would do that someday then. So the phone call was just about to end and I told her not to be upset when I kissed her, because she said yes already! She replied dont worry I wont!
I'm now even shocked at some of the things I say to her. It seems like ****y and funny has become second nature to me. Is there any point where I should just lay off or tone it down a bit?
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