My comments are in italics...
Katie-
I like you a lot - there goes your value down the drain.
---You agreed to meet me on friday and I was abiding - who the hell still uses this word? are you trying to be some 18th century, english "nice guy"? by your
wishes. - there goes the ball to her court. she is now dominating the game. Josh tries to bring the ball to his side of the court... and the ball was stolen due to a stupid fumble... I canceled all my other engagements just for you. - i need you so i can liiiiiiiiivvvvve!!! sheesh!
I hope - hope?? man, can't you be a man? why not say, "i'll see you there" instead? hope means not being assertive. to see you at 10pm at the hilton lobby. I will be wearing a white
Holister shirt. - got anything better to describe your "wardrobe"? If you dont show up. Then i will be very disappointed and I
will move on...... - do you really have to state this? and who's giving her the option if she can show up or not? why can't you be in control and just tell her to be there? plus, "I will move on..."? as if she needs to know this! man, that sounded like some $hit to me. it's like you're trying to make her guilty or something. not very manly. but its your choice. - again, you're the man. you should be the one making the decisions around here.
Hope to see you there honey! - there you go with that word again! say, "I'll see you." in a definitive manner instead.
My advice? She gave you her phone, didn't she? Well it means she wants you to CALL HER!
Hey, Francisco, what's her number again? 813-854-6something right? Hehehe!
Now, what to say when you finally do call her?
You: Hey, you already owe me two dates. Third time then you would be paying the penalties for a long time. I think Friday, 10PM should be a good time for you to pay your dues.
She: Haha! Sorry 'bout that. I would love to go out with you but I just can't this Friday. I'm expecting a headache or something (with the way you talk and your "wardrobe"), maybe an amputation. How about Saturday?
You: Well, the head is very much like the stomach - it hurts when there's nothing there. Nope, I still think Friday would be much better. I have plans for Saturday. You don't expect me to be bumming around like a loser doing nothing on a Saturday night, right? Wait, did you mention you're not doing anything on Saturday night? Bummer... Must be boring being you. Why don't you just move your headache or something on Saturday so you have something to mind then?
She: Hahahaha! (provided of course that she has a sense of humor and you can deliver the lines well) OK. I'll do that.
You: Great! details details. blah blah. I'll see you then. Bye. (Don't go beyond 5 minutes! Hang-up!)
in case she said...
She: Sorry, I really can't this Friday.
You: Tsk! Too bad for you, then. I was planning on doing something fun. I guess you would have to talk to my secretary to set the new date. But not this Saturday please. I'll be out partying so hard, If you'll know it you'd be envious. Tuesday, 8PM would be better. But it'll just be over coffee so that if you turn out to be a freak, I can easily bolt out and tell you that I have work very early the next day. Ayt?
There!
Hey, no offense meant. Just giving it to ya, bro.
One last thing. Are you trying to have a James Bond-Suave effect on this girl? Coz that thing is still faaaaaaar... Y'have to have years of experience to be that.
Pis yow!