Girl 'Im sick'

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So I met this girl and I banged her like there was no tomorrow.

Weeks whent on, and she sends me a txt-msg that she is sick.

truth is, I don't give a ****, but what does it rly mean?
 

CrimsonPanther

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maybe you gave her some STD :D
 

Die Hard

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Why don't you just ask her what she means, lol?
 

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I used to fvck a bipolar who spouted random obtuse nonsense like this. I think it's like a bait the hapless betas of her past might have snapped up replying with """what what what ! talk to me, what do you mean?, you ok? :nervous: """

Why not match her "enigmatic" chick retardation?

Beta bait: I'm sick.
You: I just cooked myself spaghetti but I put in too much garlic :(
 

Jitterbug

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Beta bait

Girl: "I'm sick"

You: /radio silence/

or if you're in a good mood:

You: ewww
 

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You: "I'm not actually a doctor, I just play one in bed"

or

You: "I've got some medicine right here, you'll need to suck it straight from the tube though"
 

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MikeOck said:
You: "I'm not actually a doctor, I just play one in bed"

or

You: "I've got some medicine right here, you'll need to suck it straight from the tube though"
Haha

You: "thanks for the warning"
 

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Dear Mike Ock,
"You: "I'm not actually a doctor, I just play one in bed" OR
You: "I've got some medicine right here, you'll need to suck it straight from the tube though". Very humerous Mike!
 
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