GodsGiftToFatBirds
Senior Don Juan
Alright, this is a field report of sorts. Its gonna go in my approach journal later on but for now i'm posting it here cos i wanna see what you guys would do next in the same situation.
I was at work last night (I work in a nightclub) and I got chatting to these 2 birds. To cut a long story short, I kept bumping into them throughout the night and was flirting quite heavily, particularly with 1 of them after her mate hooked up with some other guy. She comes up to me at about 1 o' clock
her: 'We're off home now, I got work tomorrow at half 7, do i get a kiss?'
me: 'no, you don't just get one cos you ask, you've got to earn the right!'
her: 'so what've i got to do to earn the right?'
me: 'flash us your tits'
her: (laughing) 'get away, there's too many people in here, i'm not doing that in front of everyone'
me: 'ah well you int getting your kiss then'
her: 'there anywhere quiet we can go?'
me: 'not really, i can't let you in the staff areas, you'll have to send us a pic instead' (we'd exchanged numbers earlier on, both got camera phones)
her: 'oh aye, go on then'
me: 'you better send it'
her: 'haha i will'
So i kiss her for a few seconds, then i'm like 'see you later then' and thought no more of it, wasn't seriously expecting her to send anything. So it was a pleasant surprise when i was driving home at like quarter past 3 when my phone beeped - checked the message and it was a pic she'd taken of herself lifting up her top to show a great pair of small, but perfectly formed tits.
So I want some opinions on how to respond. I wanna fvck her asap - would you text back / call back, if so when abouts and what would you say? I'm a bit wary cos i know she was a bit pissed last night - not falling down drunk or anything, but i wonder if she might be thinking 'OMG, i can't believe i sent that pic of my tits to that guy who was working in the club'
So yeh, what would you do? - all opinions appreciated.
P.S. I can't get the attachment to work properly between my phone and my computer so please don't ask to see the pic!
I was at work last night (I work in a nightclub) and I got chatting to these 2 birds. To cut a long story short, I kept bumping into them throughout the night and was flirting quite heavily, particularly with 1 of them after her mate hooked up with some other guy. She comes up to me at about 1 o' clock
her: 'We're off home now, I got work tomorrow at half 7, do i get a kiss?'
me: 'no, you don't just get one cos you ask, you've got to earn the right!'
her: 'so what've i got to do to earn the right?'
me: 'flash us your tits'
her: (laughing) 'get away, there's too many people in here, i'm not doing that in front of everyone'
me: 'ah well you int getting your kiss then'
her: 'there anywhere quiet we can go?'
me: 'not really, i can't let you in the staff areas, you'll have to send us a pic instead' (we'd exchanged numbers earlier on, both got camera phones)
her: 'oh aye, go on then'
me: 'you better send it'
her: 'haha i will'
So i kiss her for a few seconds, then i'm like 'see you later then' and thought no more of it, wasn't seriously expecting her to send anything. So it was a pleasant surprise when i was driving home at like quarter past 3 when my phone beeped - checked the message and it was a pic she'd taken of herself lifting up her top to show a great pair of small, but perfectly formed tits.
So I want some opinions on how to respond. I wanna fvck her asap - would you text back / call back, if so when abouts and what would you say? I'm a bit wary cos i know she was a bit pissed last night - not falling down drunk or anything, but i wonder if she might be thinking 'OMG, i can't believe i sent that pic of my tits to that guy who was working in the club'
So yeh, what would you do? - all opinions appreciated.
P.S. I can't get the attachment to work properly between my phone and my computer so please don't ask to see the pic!
