Girl Didn't get Me my Sand from Hawaii

[foomee]

I asked this girl I've been getting with lately to get me a little bag of sand from Hawaii. I thought it'd be a unique gift. Anyways, she texted me today cos she's on her way back saying she forgot to get it. How would you go about dealing with this? I'm thinking of just doing the same and forgetting all about her and moving on.

 

[NickBe]

She forgot to get you sand? Oh my lord what kind of a sick twisted person is she?

You must kill her at once and then after she has been dead 12 hours you must pray to the Goddess Shamala to do a soul cleansing spell to rid her soul of the evil spirits that posses it.

Of all the reasons in the world I have ever heard for nexting a girl this is.... Are you retarded? So she forgot to get you sand you parents obviously forgot to instill some common sense in you why do you not disown them also?

It really is beyond me to comprehend why you would want to get rid of a girl because she forgot to get you sand. Have you ever in your life forgotten something? What happenes if every time you forgot something people stopped talking to you? Wait does this mean if you forget to do something for yourself like pay a bill for example are you going to stop talking to yourself? or commit suicide?

You want sand? Give me your address and tomorrow morning I will have a tonne of it delivered to your drive way. I can even have some wood chips from the Albino Leprechaun rain forests of Troll hill mountain in Elveland delivered to your place. But if they are day late please do not send a hit squad out to kill me.

 

[sexybeast]

Disagree totally with NickBe. Com'on man the girls forgot to bring him sand back form Hawaii. That behaviour is simply not on. :nono:


Im joking for the slower ones.

 

[Bonhomme]

:crackup:

 

[armadon]

You should check to see if she has sand in her vagina.

 

[StoneColdFox]

Oh I get what your saying..

She forgot your sand, so you're going to forget about her..


Sands of time like in an hour glass, so what your getting at is that sand is really metaphoric for your relationship and... ha im just fvcking with ya. You're an idiot.

Poor thing didn't get your little sand so your going to get rid of her aww.

But wait let me guess, this isn't this first time. It was cold outside once and she forgot her sweater, you let it slide, but this..this is the last straw!!

That souless, forgetful bitch lol.

I mean seriously.. sand? You homo lol.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Seriously, we got way too many of these "girly men" types running around here in California.

Bro, that's the type of $hit women pull. Didn't get his way, so he's going home and taking his toys with him. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

How did he not know he would get grilled for this post.

 

[speakeasy]

Hawaiian sand is very sticky and hard to brush off. You're better off without it.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Hawaiian sand is very sticky and hard to brush off. You're better off without it.

That is what women say about all the needy, wuss, clingy guys on this site.

 

[Obsidian]

I hate people who ask me to do stupid **** like this for them.

yeah, I agree. Why the f*ck did you ask someone to waste her time and luggage space bagging you up some sand (which might break in the bag and go everywhere!) and bring it back to you?

 

[Alphamale1821]

"OMFG like my girlfriend didn't get me any sand from Hawaii oh my shiit thats so fuucked up". You sound like a ****king bytch in a guy's skin. Thats freaking ridiculous chill out and grow up. She was probably having such a good time that she simply forgot to bring some back. Then again if little things like this upset it's no wonder you weren't a priority for her while she is away on this relaxing, beautiful island, most likely surrounded by many meat heads and surfers.

 

[Alphamale1821]

Oh I get what your saying..

She forgot your sand, so you're going to forget about her..


Sands of time like in an hour glass, so what your getting at is that sand is really metaphoric for your relationship and... ha im just fvcking with ya. You're an idiot.

Poor thing didn't get your little sand so your going to get rid of her aww.

But wait let me guess, this isn't this first time. It was cold outside once and she forgot her sweater, you let it slide, but this..this is the last straw!!

That souless, forgetful bitch lol.

I mean seriously.. sand? You homo lol.

ROFL that was a good one.:crackup:

 

[foomee]

Well think of it this way, if she really cared about me she wouldn't forget. Doesn't matter what the object is, it's the whole idea behind it. If she really was as interested in me as I am in her, she'd remember. I'm not gonna fret and get all mad, but trying to get her as a girlfriend I'll probably give up on.

And I thought the bag of sand would be a pretty cool idea. Better than the typical macadamia nuts everyone buys...

 

[Dongfu]

First of all, what are you going to do with sand from hawaii.:trouble:

Second, if everyone brought home sand from Hawaii, the beaches would get smaller, the surf will get worse, and I'll get upset.

Surfing and beaches are way more important than girls when you live in Hawaii. Leave them alone.

 

[StoneColdFox]

If she really cared about you she wouldn't forget?

Do you realize how much of a woman you're acting like???

Get a grip.

 

[Bad_Lil'Pixie]

Just a different angle for you to consider...think about it.

A plastic baggie full of white sand...hmmm...I am sure airport security would think NOTHING about that. It is sad to say but she probably would have been snagged and had it confiscated for two reasons, 1.) drugs and 2.) transference of agricultural issues.

I bought one of those stupid little monkeys carved out of a coconut while visiting Brazil. Customs made the biggest flipping deal out of it. They drilled holes in it to make sure there was no liquid or drugs, they were going to x-ray it to....I told them to keep the monkey; I was going to miss my flight! Then they got all freaked out that I was willing to abandon so quickly - like I was leaving the bomb and running! We missed our flight and sat locked in a little room while they dissected my monkey into about a dozen pieces.

Maybe she just didn't want to admit she was a little scared to bring it back, you may have thought she was silly or stupid. I have to wonder if her "I forgot" was just for her to save face and not have you accuse her of being too wimpy.

 

[penkitten]

uhm some beaches have signs posted saying that you are not allowed to take sand, sand dollars, shells or rocks due to preservation of the beach.

a gesture of bringing back some sand is sweet, but i agree with pixie on this one.

 

[StoneColdFox]

Could be a possible scenerio, or here's another one.

Unlike you, she doesn't obsess over relationships.

By the time she got on her vacation she had other things on her mind besides guys, unlike you, who was sitting in front of your computer thinking of her, praying she was thinking about you too.

You were hoping she'd bring back your sand because if she did, that mean't she really likes you!!

Why don't you just go pick some flower pedals and recite she loves me..loves me not, because thats no better.

It got so bad and you became SO insecure with yourself that you created a scenario inside your head and told yourself that, "If she really likes me, she'll bring me back my sand". In a way the sand was a way you could validate her feelings for you. Thats pathetic.

The only way she should validate yalls relationship is by spending time with eachother and sealing the deal, and creating a legit relationship.. not a bag of fucking sand.

And now, because your inner game is so fucked up, you're taking all your frustrations and insecurities out on her and saying..that bitch didn't bring me my sand, fuck her lol.

Its not her man, its you.

And that's the truth.

-SCF

 

[Max Power]

I asked this girl I've been getting with lately to get me a little bag of sand from Hawaii. I thought it'd be a unique gift. Anyways, she texted me today cos she's on her way back saying she forgot to get it. How would you go about dealing with this?.

You need to get a gun

 

[Heart Break Kid]

Next her? Or don't? Anyway, topic locked.