Girl at work is flirting

[Lambda]

LOL, I'm the OP, and NO, I haven't asked her out or anything like that. Someone stole my thread, that's what happened. Read the first post again.

Anyway, I'm getting used to her rubbing her tits at me, as she did it about 4 times today..

 

[sodbuster]

Well, she may be being as obvious as a 4"by4" upside the head that she wants you to ask her out. USUALLY women are less obvious and just find reasons to talk to you[she may just have bad flirting/social skills]. Did SHE tell you she has a BF or is it known in the office? If you heard it elsewhere else and not from her,then she may be looking to move on. If she actually told you,it's a red flag[normally,but I have known bad daters]

 

[drak_ool]

Lambda, if you plan on switching jobs anyway then sure, you can go for it and see what comes out of this situation.

However, from what you said it seems like this girl is an AW (as everybody else here has been pointing out) and so your chances of actually getting laid are pretty slim. Of course, the best way to find out is by actually is by inviting her out. The truth is, a girl who is really into you will jump on the occasion, a girl who is just craving for attention will make up some excuse and pass. Pretty infallible test.

I noticed some red flags, however, in your post. What do you mean by "maybe I have some feelings for her too" or " I've been a little bit too clingy lately" or "I want to get intimate with her, and maybe even more"?
When you know how she treats her BF, why would you even think about taking his place?

 

[Riveting]

It's obvious that you should ignore and play cold to her. She'll prolly give up trying to get your attention after a while.

But if you want to look like an idiot and feel embarrassed afterwards, here's some tips I read that can help!

1) Write a poem about how you feel about her. Don't put your name on it, let her guess. Women love to guess that it may possibly be forbidden and that excites them. You must be thrilling. When you are done writing your suspenseful masterpiece, put it in her mailbox. No name though. Just her's.

2) Get a long stemmed rose and place it on her windshield wiper. This will excite her further, making her feel desired but also in a plot of the favorite disposable Julia Roberts flick she just saw. Do this within a week of the poem.

3) Get a teddy bear, a custom made and set it on her doorstep. On the bear, it must say "Turn around to see the surprise." She will turn around and you will be there. She will embrace you as a lover.

There's no way you can't come out stupid after this. Awkwardness is always fun!

 

[verysuave]

How do I know this? It's called being 34 and having dealt with dozens of attention *****s. A chick who is seriously into you will go beyond flirting to let you know. She will make it easy and obvious.

JUST HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS CAN THEY GET????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Bloke]

Do you really think anything good can possibly come from this ?

I think you know what the right hing to do is.