Funny? Yes.Originally posted by booga
Those are really funny
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
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just describe her (make it a little obvious), oh and once she gets the hint it's her, say; ".....but she can't have nose hair"Originally posted by Jizz
****y and funny replys to these questions please if possible
"What is your type?"
Noo, not me. But i do feel the need to make this world a better place and give all those women who never had an orgasam, the pleasure they so desperatly need, and deserve...(in sarcastic tone)Originally posted by Jizz
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
it's a secret. I'd tell you, but you'll fall in love with me then and i'd have to choke you to deth (good place to initiate kino)(say it fast so it slips by her.)Originally posted by Jizz
Oh and also "Who do you fancy?"
Dude I don't think you know what ****y comedy is. The lines I posted come DIRECTLY from Dave D's ****y comedy program.Originally posted by Keeper
Funny? Yes.
****y? No.
****y and Funny is a tool for attraction - I don't really use it myself, but I know enough about it to suggest that those responses wouldn't have any merit with the girl. She'd just chuckle and think you're a funny goofball. (Which isn't a bad thing - but I don't think it's what you're looking for.)
Originally posted by Jizz
****y and funny replys to these questions please if possible
"What is your type?"
and
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
cheers
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Proceed to describe a complete opposite of her i.e if she's blond tell her you like brunettes then add "but you are nice too""What is your type?"
Is that a ******** for "I wonder how good are you in bed?""Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
Psst! I am no real expert but I think this is the right moment to ask for my phone number"Who do you fancy?"
Uhm, no you didn't. I watched that whole DVD and havn't heard anything remotely close to the lines you used.Originally posted by locarius
Dude I don't think you know what ****y comedy is. The lines I posted come DIRECTLY from Dave D's ****y comedy program.