Like my Mumma told me....
True story.
I was at my mums one night years ago all depressed.
Mum: Wussup JJ?
JJ: Probs with da *****.
Mum: Wussup.
JJ: Blah, blah, blah.
Mum: Don't sound too bad...
JJ Coz of dis **** she won't put out.
Mum: Dump the ho! Kick her to da curb!
(now I expected my Ma to be like "well a womans sexuality is very sensitive, she won' t want to engage in sexual intercourse if there are overiding problems in your relationship....)
JJ: Que?
Mum: Whats wrong with da biyatch? Not putting out! Whats wrong with YOU! You are a young man. You should be doing it ALL THE TIME! What you doing with some ho who won't put out? I ****ed all the time when I was her age. Girls are lying in bed at night touching themselves up thinking about a boy like you. Stupid little slut, whats wrong with her? Not giving it up for my boy...
JJ: Yo Ma, can I borrow your phone?
True story.
Okay, Mum doesn't speak like a gangsta rapper. But you get the point.
I love my Mum.
JJ