GF/wife prefers dildo over penis

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Sorry I'd rather take a dildo than your penis. No homo but penis-Anal sex had higher disease rate than dildo-anal.
Who said anything about you having a choice in the matter?
 

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Perfect! This thread is for guys like you and I'm glad you replied. How would you feel if there's a really pretty girl. And you like her a lot because she's really sweet and basically she's your soulmate.

Finally both of you guys are very much in love with each other and very hoooorny. And you take off her and your clothes. Your so horny that it feels like your balls will explode. Then you grab your penis and come near her and suddenly she just stops you there and pulls out a dildo

Then she says "I'm kinda bored of penises. Penetrate me with this dildo". That would just hurt you deeply inside, wouldn't it?
Uhhh...that makes no sense, but nice try.

1) I don't give a fvck about a girl being "sweet"
2) Soulmates don't exist. That type of Bullsh!t is for women to think of and worry about, not guys. But you feminists have done a great job through your mental conditioning of these poor young boys growing up through Disney movies and Hollywood of how they should act towards women so they are easy to control. Yet, at the same time you wish to control them, you cannot respect them as a man, because they have surrendered their maleness to you. So then you turn around and complain about how "there are no REAL men left". Well no sh!t princess, you spent their entire boyhood teaching them to become little beta b!tches and shame them for expressing their maleness then wonder why the type of men you "want" sexually don't exist. Duh...
3) What she says at the time is irrelevant because once I start using my fingering technique she is going to squirt within 5 minutes and I can keep making it happen over and over again. After that she will do whatever I want her to. Trust me, I know firsthand.

Would it hurt? Hell no. I'd just let her know I'll have someone else come over and she can feel free to stay and watch or if she's like to join in then that's fine as well.

Maybe you are just upset because you try and hide from your sexuality instead of embracing it.
 

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Sorry I'd rather take a dildo than your penis. No homo but penis-Anal sex had higher disease rate than dildo-anal.
Uhhh...that makes no sense, but nice try.

1) I don't give a fvck about a girl being "sweet"
2) Soulmates don't exist. That type of Bullsh!t is for women to think of and worry about, not guys. But you feminists have done a great job through your mental conditioning of these poor young boys growing up through Disney movies and Hollywood of how they should act towards women so they are easy to control. Yet, at the same time you wish to control them, you cannot respect them as a man, because they have surrendered their maleness to you. So then you turn around and complain about how "there are no REAL men left". Well no sh!t princess, you spent their entire boyhood teaching them to become little beta b!tches and shame them for expressing their maleness then wonder why the type of men you "want" sexually don't exist. Duh...
3) What she says at the time is irrelevant because once I start using my fingering technique she is going to squirt within 5 minutes and I can keep making it happen over and over again. After that she will do whatever I want her to. Trust me, I know firsthand.

Would it hurt? Hell no. I'd just let her know I'll have someone else come over and she can feel free to stay and watch or if she's like to join in then that's fine as well.

Maybe you are just upset because you try and hide from your sexuality instead of embracing it.
I'm an anti feminist like most religious women
 

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You were here when I first created this account and therefore should remember me telling that I am a virgin for religious reasons ... So no I'm not riding c0ck carousel
Yup...this is why the thread started...

YOU are probably taking it up the ass. Lots of so called "virgins" these days are letting dudes rail them up the ass for years but not having vaginal sex so technically they can still claim they are "virgins".

Meanwhile they have dudes slamming them up the ass and then turning around and swallowing that load before licking their c0ck clean.

You don't fool me princess. I'm surprised you are able to hold your sh!t in walking down the street with your assh0le that loose...
 

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Yup...this is why the thread started...

YOU are probably taking it up the ass. Lots of so called "virgins" these days are letting dudes rail them up the ass for years but not having vaginal sex so technically they can still claim they are "virgins".

Meanwhile they have dudes slamming them up the ass and then turning around and swallowing that load before licking their c0ck clean.

You don't fool me princess. I'm surprised you are able to hold your sh!t in walking down the street with your assh0le that loose...
Noooo by virgin I mean no sexual contact at all because of my religious beliefs
 

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Noooo by virgin I mean no sexual contact at all because of my religious beliefs
So why is it that religions try to shame people for doing what is natural and what their instinct drives them to do? Should animals be ashamed also?
 

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how it hurts when guys say their sick of vagina and want anal instead.
Personally, I've never heard another man say this before. I've heard a few say they want to try "anal", but that's the extent of it - nothing about being bored or sick of vaginia.

You sound like a troll.
 

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Personally, I've never heard another man say this before. I've heard a few say they want to try "anal", but that's the extent of it - nothing about being bored or sick of vaginia.

You sound like a troll.
She created a hypothetical and a false analogy to attack, in order to attack men. This is a common thing women and feminist do although she claims she's not a feminist. All women today are extremely female-centric or sexist with no sense of fair play.
 

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But what if she poos all over your penis and urine hole and you catch aids/hiv
Why oh why oh why are we even reading, let alone replying, to this toxic wasteland person - who, or whatever it is. FFS its easy to research about disease, Google 'Vaginal STDs' and click the images tab.

Go away.
 

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She created a hypothetical and a false analogy to attack, in order to attack men. This is a common thing women and feminist do although she claims she's not a feminist. All women today are extremely female-centric or sexist with no sense of fair play.
I'm not a feminist. I think it's wrong how the law is unfair with me. For example, I think they should also ask the father before a woman does abortion and I think it's unfair how would always get the child after divorce and children grow up without fathers
 

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I had an attorney once that liked to be fisted. I probably could have stuck a baseball bat up her ass and she would have loved it. I didn't cry about if she liked my penis best. I really dont care.
 

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What woman says "No-homo" when discussing stuff like this. Please don't feed this troll.
We will never know for sure if the OP is really a female. For all we know could be male, female, transgender, a man with labia, a woman with a peni$, a woman gone man gone woman, a man gone woman gone man, a mermaid, even the infamous Zarky, who knows! But regardless of what "it" really is, I always think when someone comes on this forum and acts as irrational as the OP is, it's a good learning experience for the green horn DJs.. They get to see more proof of just how irrational some creatures of this planet can be (usually women). And also to see how a DJ should deal with one of them. Assuming the OP is female, by now she has either cried over our responses to her, got wet and started beating her cl|t, or both...
 

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I never call for the ban of anyone, but mods please ban this feminist troll.
 

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Why are people replying to this guy? Sosuave is weird man. There could be a real quality post worth discussing that gets 2 replies and fades to the back.

Yet this obivous troll thread is the hottest in the past week. I guess I see where priorities lay.
 
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