GF doesn't like BJs

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KnockoutJM said:
She hates giving BJs. She doesn't think im dirty or anything, she just says it doesnt turn her on
LOL wtf ???

Doesn't turn her on.

Look at you, totally blind to a glaring problem but hell your just as happy as a pig in sh!t your getting some right?

Fvckin bozo's will never learn and around it goes....Pissweak

but she gets mad because i dont cvm fast enough. She says her hand gets tired, i dont know what is wrong.
Blahh :crazy:

Does anybody have advice on this?
Yeah go reread the bible if you even have at all, your lagging miles behind.
 

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well bjs are for you...explain it to her that you like it a lot. SHE SHOULD COMPLY......you don't give her any face unless she does you too. Also unless a girl is amazing at a HJ i can't cvm either. If she is mad at you for taking too long, she is making the situation worse and explain that making you tense during it doesnt' help.

And if her hand gets tired...its called a BJ...and thats what she SHOULD be doing
 

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Let me drop some real knowledge on ya bro:

There are two types of women in this world

1. The ones who love sucking some c0ck.
2. The ones who find it as stimulating as a trip to the post office.

Sure the #2's can be trained, but its an uphill battle. If oral sex is important to you, then you are better off settling down with a #1 for sure. The world will be a better place for everyone involved.

I dumped my last GF because she was a #2. I know that sounds shallow, but I like having my dikk sucked, and sucked well!

My new FB is a whole different ball game. She always wants to bob for salami and she gets really hot while she is at it. Sometimes she orgasms during... sweet!

Another interesting thing is that my ex never, ever made me blow my load with a BJ, and the new girl takes me to the top within a few minutes.

I hate to say it, but some chicks just aint BJ material. This is a simple yet difficult lesson to swallow
 

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D!ck Ramsey said:
I dumped my last GF because she was a #2. I know that sounds shallow, but I like having my dikk sucked, and sucked well!
It's not shallow whatsoever. You have an affinity for good head and that's that. I'm sure your woman loves to have her pvssy munched on now and again. You're not apologetic for giving her what she craves and neither should she.
 

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KnockoutJM said:
I've been dating this girl for a few months, and the sex is amazing. But tt's strange, she loves to randomly play with my ****, she says it makes her horny, along with sucking on my fingers and some other random things.

She hates giving BJs. She doesn't think im dirty or anything, she just says it doesnt turn her on, but sucking on my finger or just playing with my **** does get her wet. Is there a way to make her enjoy it more, or am i basically SOL with BJs. Like she will start, and then be like " can we please have sex"

And also, she loves spontaneous HJs like in my car, or in a public place or randomly she will play with it, but she gets mad because i dont cvm fast enough. She says her hand gets tired, i dont know what is wrong. Does anybody have advice on this?
Easy answer is dump that b*tch. There are many fishes in the sea. I think she's the first girl who doesn't like sucking d*ck, maybe she's sucking someone else and not yours? Just kidding, still if I knew you I would make fun of your girlfriend. :cool:
 

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Yeah it is an uphill battle if she really just doesn't like it. If it's really important for you, then move on.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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It's not about her liking it. It's about her enjoying making you feel good.

I don't go down on women because I enjoy sticking my tongue up against their pee-holes...I do it because I love watching them squirm.

I'm with Rollo. Find a more giving girl. Good oral, 69, etc trumps f*cking as far as I'm concerned.
 
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