Getting tough to detect trannies!

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The difference between a well modified tranny and a slender woman with model features seems to be quite narrow these days. Take a look at this Canadian beauty pageant contestant (who is contesting the rule that a contestant must be born a woman.)

http://northernstar-online.com/blog/jenna-talackova-gets-booted-from-miss-universe-canada/

The case could be made that as seemingly attractive as she is, the face does seem to have a little something off, and the hips are rather slender. But the face is definitely plausibly a woman with a certain level of exoticness, and some slender women do have pelvic structure that is not so well defined (unless all the women I am referring to here happen to be trannies themsleves! :eek:)

I've always been a bit paranoid about trannies, especially ones that are ONS bar pickups, or sex workers, so I tend to take the attitude that the tell tale sign of a true woman is a lithe waist along with a certain minimum ratio of bigger hips/azz - aside from the others about hand and finger size (although I've been with women with somewhat long fingers, but very dainty, so I know they were women - or at least I think they were. :nervous:) The combo of not so lithe waist and very big hips does not work as well, as typically trannies will pump up the silicone to make big hips/azz.

But I've never known a tranny to be in the national beauty pageant league - scary stuff!
 

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Another argument for monogamy.
This and the AIDs thread.
 

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Don't make me say it,...

IT'S A TRAP!!
 

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Where the F do you find this stuff? Yer a funny b@stard. I'll give you that!
 

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we were talking about this on another forum

honestly... just being 100% honest. i'd fvck the **** out of miss canada. she/it is smoking.

assuming that the junk down there half ass resembles a Virgina we are good to go.

i don't particuarly give a **** what sex you were when you born. that's just me.
 

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Years ago, we had this gal at work that had a son named Rocky. He started to become a girl. They hadnt built his gina yet. He changed his name to Brooke. Anyway, he comes struttin into the office in a dress and heels to see his mom. My boss and this other guy said, "who's that? She's hot"! They went and took a peek not knowing it was a guy. I knew it because Brooke's mom worked for my then ex wife and had told her.

Few weeks later, a bunch of us went out for beers and we see Brooke at this bar sitting there with some young guy. They were doing the kino thing. One of my buddies slipped him a note and told him his girl was really a guy. He just froze. Right after that they got up and left together. Later heard that Brooke got his "rebuild", moved to Phoenix and became a stripper.

You fellas stay safe out in the field, and if you need any advice on a tranny, just ask Danger.
 

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Yah. I was out with my buddy at an upscale club when group of cute asian girls walk in. One was give me the eyes. I tap my buddy and say, "Damn she's cute, I'm going in. " He says "no man, thats a dude, I saw her at the drag show." I was like " Word? Thanks for the heads up......wait, what were you doing at the drag show?"
 

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A mate of mine went to Thailand and was getting a head job under the table at a bar. One of the other guys said to him: "Mate, there are a lot of ladyboys here and that's probably a dude smoking your pole right now."
My mate - with his eyes rolling around in ecstasy - said: "I don't caaaaare".

Blech!!
 

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backbreaker said:
we were talking about this on another forum

honestly... just being 100% honest. i'd fvck the **** out of miss canada. she/it is smoking.

assuming that the junk down there half ass resembles a Virgina we are good to go.

i don't particuarly give a **** what sex you were when you born. that's just me.
:up:
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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lol I couldn't do it, but on the plus side, they would still somewhat have a male brain, and less of the ****ed up female mentality/.
 

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I'm with backbreaker~ s'no big deal. I'm no homo, but I could hook up with a smoking hot post 'op tranny I reckon.

Also... hermaphrodite. I full reckon I could **** a hermaphrodite, no homo.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Yah. I was out with my buddy at an upscale club when group of cute asian girls walk in. One was give me the eyes. I tap my buddy and say, "Damn she's cute, I'm going in. " He says "no man, thats a dude, I saw her at the drag show." I was like " Word? Thanks for the heads up......wait, what were you doing at the drag show?"
Yea! Why was he there? Funny!
 

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Warrior74 said:
Yah. I was out with my buddy at an upscale club when group of cute asian girls walk in. One was give me the eyes. I tap my buddy and say, "Damn she's cute, I'm going in. " He says "no man, thats a dude, I saw her at the drag show." I was like " Word? Thanks for the heads up......wait, what were you doing at the drag show?"
lol...that was awesome
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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