Getting rid of your GF???But for money?

[Ashlee Angel]

Last night I knew it was pretty much over for my gf and I.


I have lost total feelings for her. I no longer want to be in the relationship. I just have a problem she is in love with me. I was her first sex partner and her first love.

Okay this is what I want to happen. I have a friend and he seen her last night and thought she was hot.

He also has alot of money and he is so stupied with it. I was thinking about charging him say 40 bucks to have my gf.

He is an AFC so he would really do it.

The only thing is she is in love with me and this chick might go crazy.

But I will try to play it off like my friend really wants to be in a relationship. He's a good boyfriend and a good guy etc.

Most people may say are you retarted or are you smoking crack.

But I think I have 70% chance of pulling this off.

I have done a bunch of crazy things in my life and i know this is one of them.

Instead of breaking up with a girl and that be it. Why not break up with her get 40 or 50 dollars. And hook up with her cheerleading friend who is a HB10.

Since coming to this site I don't think there is nothing I can't do. Honestly

 

[deeman]

ROTFL
You are so scandalous.
If you pull it off, let us know how it goes.
As well as the 5some or 4some or 3some

 

[NMMWCR]

Hooking a brotha up for $?

Ashlee Angel is officially a pimp.

 

[Chewy Bagel]

The only problem I can see with the plan is if she ever finds out. If she did find out, then both you and your bud would most likely be black listed from her and her friends. Personally, I wouldn't risk the negative karma. JMO.

 

[CaliforniaKing]

Yo that is one of the craziest things I have ever heard.. 50 bucks!















I would try to get 100 out of him

 

[Knicknack]

why can't the afc hook himself up?

 

[icepick]

Hey!

You CAN get away with this!

Do this:

1. Tell your friend that you will ONLY part with your girlfriend if he gives you money (I would try for like 100 or more.) Don't offer to hook him up, because it may not work.

2. Have HIM tell YOU something embarassing or something that will KILL his chances with the lady, so that if he decides to BLAB later on, you can screw up his life. Because he may blab if he does not get her! That is, he can tell the girl that is in love with you: "Ashlee Angel took money from me to dump you! What an ass! I had to pay him to get you away from that ass...etc., etc."

3. Get the money BEFORE he hooks up with her. (This goes without saying, of course, but...) Once he DOES get the girl, his confidence will be bolstered to the moon, and he will think that he would have done it anyway, without your 'help'.

4. Act like you DON'T really want to do it, and tell NOBODY that you actually WANT to do it. Anything you tell anybody else will eventually become public knowledge.

Hope it goes well!

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Wrong in so many ways...

Just because you no longer have feelings for her doesn't mean that you can't let her down gently, instead of selling her or leasing her out for a few bucks.

This whole thing is the opposite of "classy".

 

[spanky]

I hope you are kidding us, Huggy Bear.

An idea like that only belongs in a crazy romantic comedy playing in a small theater on the bad side of town.

 

[Gold Heart]

lol this is hilarious sh-t. Gotta love it.

 

[learningtopimp]

Ashlee this is very fvcked up. I love it.

 

[Shiftkey]

What did she do to deserve this? Did she cheat on you or something? This seems like an overly harsh thing to do to a girl just because you're bored with her...

 

[becker]

No chance this will work, and will almost certainly backfire.

The reason why it won't is because you're after her cheerleader HB10 friend. The operative word is "friend" here. Do you really think that this stuff won't somehow get out in the open? If so, you'll need to get your ignorant head out of your ACE

If this HB10 finds out, you'll not only be without your current GF, but you're not getting near this HB10, that's for sure. You need to find a way to make your current GF fall out of love for you, and mutually split in a somewhat civilzed manner that leaves you both as friends. That will be the only way to get to the GF's friend, because any other way will leave you as a scumbag, and none of your GF's friends will want you.

 

[Ashlee Angel]

becker,



I see what your saying about the mutal breakup thing. We both can decide it's not working, I can then tell my friend to go for her.


I think it will be better for her to have somebody else as soon as we breakup. So she doesn't think about me all of the time and get bitter.

She is a pest and my friend is a pest and they would be perfect for each other.

She is looking for a guy that will say i love you and I want to talk all night long and so does he. I just don't feel that way about her.

 

[Ashlee Angel]

icepick,

I first I was going to get the money from my friend. Then mutally break up with her. I was going to tell him all of the right things to say to her.


I would still be nice to her to still be cool with her circle of friends. Like I said before I don't give a sh!t about losing her or her friends. I am in a MLTR and i am a DJ.


I have been telling my friend that she is the bomb in bed and she will suck your d!ck whenever or wherever you want her to.

He won't say sh!t about this to anybody. I have alot of sh!t on him and he knows it.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Ashlee

You can't be that hard up for money to charge a friend $40.00 for a girl? I can't believe anyone would be so stupid to pay the money anyway.

 

[Ashlee Angel]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Ashlee

You can't be that hard up for money to charge a friend $40.00 for a girl? I can't believe anyone would be so stupid to pay the money anyway.

It's not the money so much. It's just if you find someone dumb enough to pay you 40 or 50 dollars for hopes of having a girl. You have to take that offer.


Helter Skelter,

I am only 19 and I've said before I have had a late start in life and I just want to have fun. In a few years I am going to be planning my wedding and thinking about kids in seven to eight years.

I am in college and I just want this to be a fun time in my life.

 

[becker]

Originally posted by Ashlee Angel
becker,

She is a pest and my friend is a pest and they would be perfect for each other.

Oh, just feel the love in the air. I definitely think it will be a better move to have your friend get with your GF before you break up with her. If she's at all interested in your friend (I doubt it, but maybe) see if he can get with her, then you can be the victim. Then you can go to the HB10 cheerleader girl and tell her all your problems... (pure evil, and you're sure to burn in hell for this )

I also agree that $40 is a joke, what an arbitrary amount, surely she's worth more than that?

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by NMMWCR
Hooking a brotha up for $?

Ashlee Angel is officially a pimp.

LOL exactly what I was gonna say.

Let us know how/if it works.

 

[Liz]

Ashlee,
Did you know that your GF was reading this site?
She knows who you are and reads what you write.
She has told me who you are and we have talked a couple times.

Liz